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File: 1388005466555.jpg-(208 KB, 882x1566, 9EB.jpg) Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:04 No.224306289 Replies: >>224306454>>224306498 >>224306673 >>224307214>>224307369 >>224307464>>224307880 >>224307954>>224308267 >>224308520 >>224308894 >>224310116 >>224310929 >>224312196 >>224312606 >>224312670 I bought a Wii U but it was broken, so I opened the Wii U and this thing was inside. Replies: >>224306454>>224306498>>224306673>>224307214>>224307369>>224307464>>224307880>>224307954>>224308267>>224308520 >>224308894>>224310116 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:05 No.224306363 Replies: >>224306558 >>224306635>>224306779 >>224306792 >>224307214>>224307413 >>224307643 >>224307657 >>224307954>>224308286 >>224308348 >>224308520 >>224308926 >>224309974>>224310461 >>224312418 File: 1388005511341.jpg-(224 KB, 882x1566, C3F.jpg) What the hell is this? Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:06 No.224306476 Replies: >>224306575>>224306614>>224306694>>224306792 >>224307214>>224307413 >>224307643 >>224307954 >>224308286 >>224308495>>224308520 >>224308926 >>224310461 File: 1388005576749.jpg-(243 KB, 882x1566, 8E3.jpg) >>224311161 >>224308520>>224308926 Replies: >>224306558>>224306635>>224306779>>224306792>>224307214>>224307413>>224307643>>224307657>>224307954>>224308286 Replies: >>224306575>>224306614>>224306694>>224306792>>224307214>>224307413>>224307643>>224307954>>224308286>>224308495 >>224308348>>224308520>>224308926>>224309974 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:07 No.224306604 Replies: >>224306680 >>224306714>>224306716 >>224306747 >>224306789 >>224306803 >>224306950 >>224307003 >>224307039 >>224307067 >>224307202 >>224307214>>224307718 >>224307869 >>224307954 >>224308520 >>224308926 >>224308941 >>224310461 >>224310967 >>224312606 File: 1388005641007.jpg-(216 KB, 882x1566, 10C.jpg) Replies: >>224306680>>224306714>>224306716>>224306747>>224306789>>224306803>>224306950>>224307003>>224307039>>224307067 >>224307202>>224307214>>224307718>>224307869>>224307954>>224308520>>224308926>>224308941 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:08 No.224306748 Replies: >>224307003 >>224307148 >>224307214>>224307869 >>224307954>>224308376 >>224308520 >>224310967 File: 1388005708630.jpg-(354 KB, 2048x1154, 71C.jpg) Replies: >>224307003>>224307148>>224307214>>224307869>>224307954>>224308376>>224308520 Replies: >>224307052>>224307349 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:08 No.224306751 Replies: >>224307052 >>>224307349 THATS NOT POOP WHAT THE F--- Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:10 No.224306994 Replies: >>224307081 >>224307137 >>224307235>>224307506 >>224307586 >>224307694>>224307763 >>224310867 >>224310942 At least the spiders are already dead. Whatever happened, it's an egg opened too soon or an egg that never managed to open. The spiders must have devoured each other to stay alive and eventually grew to max capacity and truly died. The size shows they're adults but the color shows they literally have no plating or skin. The spiders lived lives like we did. In the f------ dark Replies: >>224307081>>224307137>>224307235>>224307506>>224307586>>224307694>>224307763 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:13 No.224307338 Replies: >>224307426 >>224307435>>224307437 >>224307458 >>224307479 >>224307497 >>224307502 >>224307513 >>224307531 >>224307538 >>224307548 >>224307562 >>224307586 >>224307604 >>224307623 >>224307649 >>224307659 >>224307685>>224307734>>224307770 >>224307869 >>224307881 >>224307904>>224307979 >>224308103 >>224308242 >>224308520 >>224308926 >>224309479 File: 1388005999412.jpg-(448 KB, 2048x1154, C73.jpg) This one was still alive. Replies: >>224307426>>224307435>>224307437>>224307458>>224307479>>224307497>>224307502>>224307513>>224307531>>224307538 >>224307548>>224307562>>224307586>>224307604>>224307623>>224307649>>224307659>>224307685>>224307734>>224307770>>224307869 >>224307881>>224307904>>224307979>>224308103>>224308242>>2 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:15 No.224307604 >>224307338 HE LITERALLY ATE HIS BROTHERS TO F------ STAY ALIVE WHAT THE F--- HE'S SOME SORT OF SUPER SPIDER WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD 24308926>>224309479 Replies: >> 224307338 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:15 No.224307623 Replies: >>224307771 >>224307787 >>224307789 >>224307790 >>224307839 >>224307905>>224307941 >>224307943 >>224307961 >>224307965>>224307992 >>224307993 >>224308054 >>224308061 >>224308520 >>224308749 Okay. I googled it for you OP. That's a dirt dauber nest. The spiders are paralyzed inside of it. If they're not dead by now, and they're actually fresh catches, they're gonna be waking up soon. >>224307338 This spider kind of looks like a brown recluse. If you let it sting you your arm is gonna start rotting while you're alive. Replies: >> 224307338>>224307771>>224307787>>224307789>>224307790>>224307839>>224307905>>224307941>>224307943>>224307961 >>224307965>>224307992>>224307993>>224308054>>224308061>>224308520>>224308749 Replies: >>224308369>>224308563 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:21 No.224308225 Replies: >>224308369 >>224308563 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud_dauber >To capture a spider, the wasp grabs it and stings it into submission. The venom from the sting does not kill the spider, but paralyzes and preserves it so it can be transported and stored in the nest cell until consumed by the larva. A mud dauber usually lays its egg on the prey item and then seals it into the nest cell with a mud cap. It then builds another cell or nest. Missouri's mud daubers generally have two generations per year. The young survive the winter inside the nest. NATUUUREEE GODDAMNIT Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:21 No.224308280 Replies: >>224308415 >>224308571 >>224308889 >>224308054 Not if they're freshly caught, and by the looks of it, the last one just woke up, and the dirt dauber might not even have started laying its larvae yet. If that's the case, these might all just be paralyzed. Also, I'm afraid for OP's life, since the spider that DID wake up look a shitload like a brown recluse, and if that's actually the case, and OP has a dirt dauber nest full of brown recluses, he's in for one hell of a ride. http://www.fcps.edu/islandcreekes/ecology/organ-pipe_mud_dauber.htm Replies: >> 224308054>>224308415>>224308571>>224308889 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:24 No.224308571 Replies: >>224308773 >>224308280 Chileanfag here, the local Chilean recluse Spider is much more venomous than the Brown recluse, but both venoms do the same: they rot your tissue. >The serious bites form a necrotising ulcer that destroys soft tissue and may take months, and very rarely, years to heal, leaving deep scars. The damaged tissue will become gangrenous and eventually slough away. Initially there may be no pain from a bite, but over time the wound may grow to as large as 10 inches (25 cm) in extreme cases. Bites may take up to seven hours to cause visible damage; more serious systemic effects may occur before this time, as venom of any kind spreads throughout the body in minutes. Deaths have been reported for the related South American species L. laeta. We deal with them fine because the tip is this: they aren't aggressive, just don't provoke them or kill them before they can react. Replies: >> 224308280>>224308773 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:24 No.224308594 Replies: >>224308840 >>224308415 Thank you. I don't think the thread is understanding the magnitude of the situation here. they're gonna be waking up soon. >OP just opened a wasp nest >A wasp nest full of poisonous spiders >Poisonous spiders that make your skin and flesh rot off if they bite you >They might not even have wasp larvae in them, in which case, they are paralyzed and just awaiting to be awoken Replies: >> 224308415>>224308840 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:49 No.224311121 Replies: >>224311268 >>224311596 F------ wasps On February 6, 1996, Birgenair Flight 301, 757 jet flying from Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic, crashed into the Atlantic Ocean. All 13 crew members and 176 passengers were killed. A key part of the accident was a blocked pitot tube, a component which measures outside air pressure through small tubes on the outside of the aircraft and displays this as the plane's speed. Although the tubes were never recovered from the ocean floor, it was discovered that the plane had been sitting on the tarmac for almost 3 weeks with the pitot tubes not covered as they should have been. Investigators believe a colony of Black and yellow mud daubers got into the tube and built their cylindrical nests inside, causing faulty air speed readings which were a large part of the crash. This species also brought down another plane in Washington during 1982. Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:49 No.224311132 Replies: >>224311265>>224311268 >>224311403 >>224311441 >>224311516 >>224311578 >>224311610 >>224312197 >>224312371 File: 1388008190876.jpg-(84 KB, 800x600, 32653604_Nest87001810.jpg) If you don't have dirt daubers where you live, be grateful. They are the most annoying f------ insects ever devised by nature. They get into f------ everything and build those ungodly f------ nests. I knock at least a hundred of them off the sides of my house every summer, and when you break them off the wall they explode into spiders. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud_dauber#Involvement_in_Birgenair_Flight_301_accident Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:52 No.224311421 Replies: >>224311494 >>224311552 >>224311596 >>224311678 >>224311761 >>224311764 >>224311773 >>224311923 >>224311957 >>224312084>>224312153 >>224312249 >>224312264 >>224313221 File: 1388008341895.png-(327 KB, 500x616, al roker works at burger king.png) Guys, think about this: All those threads on /v/ defending the Wii U? They aren't Nintendrones. Hell, there never was such thing as a Nintendrone. It's all spiders. They're trying to get as many people as possible to buy a Wii U so they can invade homes, kill the occupants, and convince more people to buy a Wii U. - - Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:16 No.224307694 File: 1388006179508.jpg-(2 KB, 136x105, ohgod.jpg) >>224306994 >The spiders lived lives like we did. In the f------ dark Replies: >> 224307338 Replies: >> 224306994 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:14 No.224307497 >>224307338 Oh god he killed all his brothers Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:14 No.224307502 File: 1388006078823.png-(3 KB, 188x128, 1308474649371.png) >>224307338 Replies: >> 224307338 Replies: >>224308831>>224308950>>224309304>>224309532 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:17 No.224307790 File: 1388006239815.gif-(220 KB, 241x241, 1386843026722.gif) Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:39 No.224310093 Replies: >>224310349 >OP hasn't said anything since the spider woke up >probably went to post the picture of the awoken spider then went back to take more pictures >the spiders were already awake by then >OP is now fighting a hundred Brown Recluses in his house Replies: >> 224307623 Replies: >> 224307623 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:17 No.224307787 >>224307623 Oh s---, it's true. What the f---, man? Replies: >>224310193>>224310275 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:26 No.224308715 Replies: >>224308831 >>224308950 >>224309304>>224309532 Why can't humans be this f------ badass? Can you imagine if we f------ tranq'd like 4 bears and stuffed them in pile of leaves or some s--- and injected our babies into them to grow out and eat the bears to survive Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:14 No.224307485 File: 1388006074894.png-(168 KB, 350x385, 1375079884202.png) >there could be a spiderpod in your WiiU right now Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:39 No.224310049 Replies: >>224310193 >>224310275 File: 1388007542999.png-(39 KB, 227x284, 11SONOCHINOSADAMEEEEEEEEE(...).png) Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:25 No.224308647 Replies: >>224308742 >>224309383 File: 1388006726118.jpg-(73 KB, 640x477, 1362253565685.jpg) NOOOOO Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:56 No.224311957 Replies: >>224312458 File: 1388008619667.gif-(156 KB, 260x187, 1387091638862.gif) >>224311421 >Go to Nintendo Convention >Shake hands with Reggie Fils Aime >Accidentally punch him in the face because you're so >>224307623 >they're gonna be waking up soon. >they're gonna be waking up soon. >they're gonna be waking up soon. 天国各地狱。 Replies: >>224308742>>224309383 nervous >About to apologize >Millions of spiders wake up and crawl out of the now gaping hold in his head >bought my 9 year old brother a Wii-U for christmas >He's playing it in the other room NO Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:17 No.224307789 File: 1388006239760.jpg-(94 KB, 666x666, you could've prevented.jpg) YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS – Replies: >> 224307623 Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:17 No.224307771 File: 1388006227511.gif-(1.8 MB, 310x176, 1386539375622.gif) >>224307623 Goddamn OP is f-----. Guys GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS. If OP had THIS in his Wii-U then... it can't be JUST ONE of them... What if an Employee put one of these in EVERYBODIES Wii-U at the store OP goes to. Nobody knows where on earth OP lives but... you could be living right next to him and buying a Wii-U from the same store he goes to. Just imagine it... you could be buying a Wii-U with one of the same things OP has. Replies: >> 224307623 >>224307623 >The spiders are paralyzed inside of it. If they're not dead by now, and they're actually fresh catches, they're gonna be waking up soon. Merry Christmas, /v/ 12/25/13 The day the spiders won Anonymous 12/25/13(Wed)16:46 No.224310801 Replies: >>224310927 >>224310930 >>224310974>>224310981 >>224310986 >>224311032 >>224311081 >>224311095>>224311101 >>224311106 >>224311198 >>224311289 File: 1388007989967.jpg-(219 KB, 882x1566, 76A.jpg) OP here, they weren't dead and they started to move. I ran out of my house and called the exterminator. I'm posting from my cellphone.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
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