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My grandpa did something very weird and I don't know what to do. Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat) 12:44:29 No.74441901 >>74441969 >>74442071 >>74442209 >>74442637 >>74442746 >>74442844 This happened about a week ago and I still don't know what to do > be me, 16M > we're at family meeting, grandpa comes over > during dinner, he casually mentions how he has an instagram account called "MrGrandpa123" where he posts about his fishing hobby > i tell him my username and that ill follow him later ffw later that night > i follow my grandpa on instagram > not even 5 minutes later, he follows me back > i send him a message and casually start talking to him > he responds, we talk about his fishing and how i find it really cool > suddenly, he says that its been a long time since he talked to someone my age, and that he wants to show me something "special" he did (my age and gender is in my bio) > he asks if im okay with it > a bit weird. but i tell him to go ahead > waitwhat.png > i think he might have forgotten when i told him my username earlier that day > before i can even reply, he sends me a video of him jerking off and e----------, saying things in the video like "oh god, you made me c--" > whattheactualfuck.mp4 > i finally remind him who i am > he doesn't say anything and just deletes the video > i try messaging him and asking him what the f--- he was thinking, but he doesnt respond > 10 minutes later, his account is deleted > havent heard from him since What the f--- do I do? Do I tell my family? Maybe he just mistook me for someone else he knew, since my Instagram name is just my first name and it's a very common name? I don't know what the f--- to do. He's also supposed to come over again next month. Pic related Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)12:46:09 No.74441917 ► Ok, this is epic and I was here! Put me in the reddit post.

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

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80 No. 904649964 08/20/23(Sun)02:40:31 1671346666663.jpg 405 KB 1240x1080 >j------- a lot >take long time to finish with gf >sex frequency decreases with time, so j------- even more >take even longer to finish with gf >find out she doesn't want sex because I take too long mfw I've been cucking myself 0 replies, 0 images

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: Anonymous 08/20/23(Sun)03:49:45 No.904653979 1 Reply I 1672376891164739.png 71 KB PNG i'm banned from /biz/ for saying they should buy cocaine Anonymous >>904653979 (OP) # Sometimes people can't handle the truth View Thread 08/20/23(Sun)04:05:35 No.904654433

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: Anonymous I raised my son away from soci(...) 191 KB JPG 08/20/23(Sun)13:41:29 No.904656964 >be me >farmer boy, found a trad wife >i have a massive disdain for degenerate society >buy some land hours away from society >build a farm, we end up self sustainable >my wife ends up pregnant, it's a baby boy >I decide to let him think we are the last people on earth >he is really joyful, loves the animals and grows up to be a good christian boy >it's his 18th birthday, he seems kind of down >son explains to me how repetitive this life is and how he wishes for his own wife >think I f----- up, maybe I shouldn't have lied >drive for 4 hours to the city and buy a laptop, although no internet >he takes it no questions asked, I also give him my old USB stick with old games on it >son learns to use it and spends a lot of time in his room >wife complains some of her clothes have been missing >barge in my son's room >he is wearing his mother's clothes while touching himself to t----- p--- on the laptop >I gave him the wrong USB >he looks at me and bites his lips >I run out crying I f----- up anons, I used to be quite the degenerate myself, but my son became exactly what I didn't want him to become.

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□ Anonymous (ID: wg+qNtr7) File: 1687767232602130.png (923 KB, 1890x986) File: 1635888878191.png (393 KB, 759x422) 08/20/23(Sun)04:13:41 No.438482116 ► >>438494039 Rectangular Snip Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)14:24:06 No.163861246 ► >>163861349 >>163861429 >>163861458 >>163861546 >>163861577 >>163861870 >>163862270 >>163865138 >>163865591 >"HARRY DID YOU REDEEM NAME IN FIRE GOBLET SON OF BICH BASTARD ARE YOU F--- PROSTITUTION SLYTHERIN BICH H--- DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT F------ IN REDEEM HARREY!" Dungalore said calmly.

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>be me in college >drinking because friends birthday >friend brings in a pack of 6/10s to lighten up the mood >after drinking around like 8 shots of vodka one girl is starting to look like breeding material >as i start to approach the girl i start sweating profusely >i shrugged it off as the heat because our dorm room's AC was down for the day >just when i was about to flirt with her the vodka comes out the same way it came down >all of the girls and my friend look in shock as I throw up the New Amsterdam and the burrito that I had a few hours on her > all of the 6/10s scattered out of the dorm room > girl looked like she wanted to kill me and her self >timetogtfo.jpg

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No. 904650587 08/20/23(Sun)02:59:26 1659677289377481.jpg 62 KB 900x900 >be me >in Ukraine teaching English this summer >have a Ukie last name Khomyak >masculine term for 'hamster' >leaving Kyiv via bus to Germany >bus breaks down in Czechia >stranded with a Ukrainian girl who spoke English >she buys me a train ticket for last stretch of trip >feeds me when she learns I have no money >she tells me her name is the feminine word for hamster Khomenko i think my soulmate found me 4 replies, 2 images

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Anonymous (ID: 7mZap7Q9 108/20/23(Sun)08:07:55 No.438502769 File: 1604638085936 (1).jpg (43 KB, 751x282) File: Audrey Hepburn_screentest(...).jpg (35 KB, 399x528) Anonymous (ID: AhirCQ6b) 04/21/16(Thu)04:02:19 No.71589610 Should old films be remastered to include more people of colour? Anonymous (ID: (k/w2wp/N) 04/21/16(Thu)04:04:56 No.71589837 >>71593436 >>71593511 >>71593647 >>71593738 >>71594011 >>71594265 >>71594816 >>71599974 >>71600054 >>71600121 >>71600140 >>71600367 >>71600385 >>71600426 File: image.png (72 KB, 435x338) >>71589610 (OP) No, people of color should be remastered

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Anonymous 9 KB JPG 08/19/23(Sat)13:15:07 No.74439573 >be me >go to retrieve a pair of flip flops i left at a friend's place >hang out with friend and go to catch a tram home >go drinking instead >we get a beer each and hide away in a dingy alleyway >1 beer turns into 2 >tram is not coming >dont really wanna go home either >2 beers turn into a quick trip behind a corner to piss >realise i left my backpack Anonymous >go back >backpack is gone >i am upset >try to go home >next bus is at 4 am >sleep over at friend's place instead >wake up early and go to check the alley again >on the way, me and friend spot Columbo >the closest a human being can look to Columbo, his beige coat glowing brilliantly in the morning sun >arrive at alley and search >find a book i bought yesterday and my earbuds next to a wall 555 KB JPG >no bag, just the book and earbuds >confused, but happy to have them back >mfw i never brought back my flipflops 08/19/23(Sat)13:18:42 No.74439591 the contents of the backpack included an umbrella, my wallet with my id, a box of herring marinated in tomatoes and oil and of course, the flip flops. this is the book i bought btw

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: Anonymous 08/13/23(Sun)19:00:56 No.74368136 IT'S JOEVER fetchimage (1).jpg 72 KB JPG > be me > bored > nothing feels appealing to do > nothing to watch on youtube > memes aren't funny > endless scrolling makes me sick > just lie in bed feeling s--- for the entire day Am I depressed or something? Genuine question. Because I don't feel sad, just numb.

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AL AVAVAVA U Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)15:37:38 No.647818537 >playing an RPG >heading to destination >see shiny herb off path >It's worth like .01 gold and makes a s--- potion I never use >already have thousands in my inventory >go and collect it anyway >every >single >time >I must have the shiny Can't tell if this is my autism or if I have Jewish ancestry

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Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)05:59:52 No.29602920 File: 1686675173661455.png (148 KB, 645x363) >be me >a week ago >doordashing to make ends meet >go up elevator >waiting >doors open >11/10 qt with amazing t---, cute face on the other side >she recoils at the sight of me >think about how I ruined her mood by being me >she was disgusted >I am less of a human than her >I am trying so hard to survive for people to look at me like this >blink >Im in the sporting goods section of a D---- walking towards guns >my phone is buzzing >Ive had an alert running for 40 minutes and I didnt even notice.

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My grandpa did something very weird and I don't know what to do. Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat) 12:44:29 No.74441901 >>74441969 >>74442071 >>74442209 >>74442637 >>74442746 >>74442844 This happened about a week ago and I still don't know what to do > be me, 16M > we're at family meeting, grandpa comes over > during dinner, he casually mentions how he has an instagram account called "MrGrandpa123" where he posts about his fishing hobby > i tell him my username and that ill follow him later ffw later that night > i follow my grandpa on instagram > not even 5 minutes later, he follows me back > i send him a message and casually start talking to him > he responds, we talk about his fishing and how i find it really cool > suddenly, he says that its been a long time since he talked to someone my age, and that he wants to show me something "special" he did (my age and gender is in my bio) > he asks if im okay with it > a bit weird. but i tell him to go ahead > waitwhat.png > i think he might have forgotten when i told him my username earlier that day > before i can even reply, he sends me a video of him jerking off and e----------, saying things in the video like "oh god, you made me c--" > whattheactualfuck.mp4 > i finally remind him who i am > he doesn't say anything and just deletes the video > i try messaging him and asking him what the f--- he was thinking, but he doesnt respond > 10 minutes later, his account is deleted > havent heard from him since What the f--- do I do? Do I tell my family? Maybe he just mistook me for someone else he knew, since my Instagram name is just my first name and it's a very common name? I don't know what the f--- to do. He's also supposed to come over again next month. Pic related Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)12:46:09 No.74441917 ► Ok, this is epic and I was here! Put me in the reddit post.

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