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Anonymous (ID: 7mZap7Q9 108/20/23(Sun)08:07:55 No.438502769 File: 1604638085936 (1).jpg (43 KB, 751x282) File: Audrey Hepburn_screentest(...).jpg (35 KB, 399x528) Anonymous (ID: AhirCQ6b) 04/21/16(Thu)04:02:19 No.71589610 Should old films be remastered to include more people of colour? Anonymous (ID: (k/w2wp/N) 04/21/16(Thu)04:04:56 No.71589837 >>71593436 >>71593511 >>71593647 >>71593738 >>71594011 >>71594265 >>71594816 >>71599974 >>71600054 >>71600121 >>71600140 >>71600367 >>71600385 >>71600426 File: image.png (72 KB, 435x338) >>71589610 (OP) No, people of color should be remastered

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon likes to piss off the Marines | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C 75 KB JPG 01/07/16(Thu)02:30:24 No.28460265 >mfw I purposely refer to Marines by the generic term "army" just to piss them off because they think they have special snowflake status

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Anon tries to get their flip-flops | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB JPG 08/19/23(Sat)13:15:07 No.74439573 >be me >go to retrieve a pair of flip flops i left at a friend's place >hang out with friend and go to catch a tram home >go drinking instead >we get a beer each and hide away in a dingy alleyway >1 beer turns into 2 >tram is not coming >dont really wanna go home either >2 beers turn into a quick trip behind a corner to piss >realise i left my backpack Anonymous >go back >backpack is gone >i am upset >try to go home >next bus is at 4 am >sleep over at friend's place instead >wake up early and go to check the alley again >on the way, me and friend spot Columbo >the closest a human being can look to Columbo, his beige coat glowing brilliantly in the morning sun >arrive at alley and search >find a book i bought yesterday and my earbuds next to a wall 555 KB JPG >no bag, just the book and earbuds >confused, but happy to have them back >mfw i never brought back my flipflops 08/19/23(Sat)13:18:42 No.74439591 the contents of the backpack included an umbrella, my wallet with my id, a box of herring marinated in tomatoes and oil and of course, the flip flops. this is the book i bought btw

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Anon loses his hyper fixation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/23(Sun)19:00:56 No.74368136 IT'S JOEVER fetchimage (1).jpg 72 KB JPG > be me > bored > nothing feels appealing to do > nothing to watch on youtube > memes aren't funny > endless scrolling makes me sick > just lie in bed feeling s--- for the entire day Am I depressed or something? Genuine question. Because I don't feel sad, just numb.

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anon wastes countless hours hoarding worthless shit | /r/Greentext

AL AVAVAVA U Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)15:37:38 No.647818537 >playing an RPG >heading to destination >see shiny herb off path >It's worth like .01 gold and makes a s--- potion I never use >already have thousands in my inventory >go and collect it anyway >every >single >time >I must have the shiny Can't tell if this is my autism or if I have Jewish ancestry

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Anon is pushed to the edge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)05:59:52 No.29602920 File: 1686675173661455.png (148 KB, 645x363) >be me >a week ago >doordashing to make ends meet >go up elevator >waiting >doors open >11/10 qt with amazing t---, cute face on the other side >she recoils at the sight of me >think about how I ruined her mood by being me >she was disgusted >I am less of a human than her >I am trying so hard to survive for people to look at me like this >blink >Im in the sporting goods section of a D---- walking towards guns >my phone is buzzing >Ive had an alert running for 40 minutes and I didnt even notice.

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Anon loves Chuck E Cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous cheesed to meet 61 KB JPG No.878577169 05/21/22(Sat)12:50:57 What's your opinion on Chuck E Cheese? >be me, talking to qtpi for a week >went on a lovely date at the zoo >plan to go to a concert by the river >texting till midnight the night before >she says she used to like Chuck E Cheese as a kid but not anymore >triggered.jpg >lay out all the reasons why CEC is the greatest arcade of all time >flash forward to concert >shesnothere.jpeg >ghosted, blocked, unmatched Why are women like this? Chuck E is an excellent arcade with great food and entertainment.

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Anon and her mother's paranormal story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Reptile eyes/sideways blinking 08/19/23(Sat) 20:53:47 No.35655411 >2009 >family telling stories >mom tells this story about visiting her mother in the hospital >says she talked to a man at the front desk and noticed a woman sitting behind him >said she saw her blink sideways >mom disregards, thinks she imagined it >begins looking more closely at the woman >the woman makes eye contact with her >she does it again >mom says it was like she wanted her to know that yes in fact she had seen it 7 KB JPG >she started blinking normally after that >horrified her for years, she stood by her story and no one ever believed her >ffw 2023 >this lady freaks out on the plane after seeing man blink sideways Not gonna lie bros I never believed this s--- until this video came out. This was an awakening for me What are these things anyway?

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Anon on the big brain Japanese writing systems | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 40 KB PNG 08/16/23(Wed)17:10:20 No.74404362 >decided to make their own simplified one called Hiragana because they hated China >some buddhist monks thought it would be fun to make another system but this time it would be phonetic transcription like Latin called Katakana >ended up using all 3 of them in one sentence and no one can understand them beside weebs are they really the smartest people on earth? : Anonymous >be Japanese >didn't have any writing system >borrowed one from the neighbor China >what the f--- this Kanji thing was too hard 08/16/23(Wed)17:14:14 No.74404387 >make written language a cruel shitpost >highest literacy rates how

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Would this ackshually work? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7mZap7Q9 08/20/23(Sun)08:03:30 No.438502413 ► File: 7deda9d8ea687c3caab5c313e().jpg (61 KB, 589x487) WE MADE PEACE EE I BOUGHT ISRAEL AND DONATED ALL OF IT TO PALESTINE 23M views 1 day ago

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Anon has a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat) 20:11:42 No.904631024 Mark-Zuckerberg-and-Priscilla-Chan-tout-010322-1- 5886dc684347491687ce5912e38ab9c7.jpg 139 KB JPG I don't understand this. Why does a rich man have an ugly wife? What is it that turns him on?

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It do be like that | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 361 KB PNG 1 Reply 08/19/23(Sat) 19:50:19 No.74442506 a tall blonde woman just looked at me View Thread 08/19/23(Sat)19:51:50 No.74442521 : Anonymous >>74442506 (OP) # >sir, what are you doing behind the bushes? i'm gonna call the police

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Anon reads Scott Pilgrim | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Kim from Scott pilgrim the 03/28/23(Tue)23:13:29 No.72741744 >learned how to j------- in grade 6 >Started jerking off daily, too various internet p---------- medias >Borrowed scott pilgrim from the library one day for a book project >Had no clue what is it about >Started reading the book >Saw Kim Pine >Damn she is so hot, that weird Canadian f----- really made her the thickest baddie in comic book history >My inchworm got a stiffy just from the first glance >In a school day, reading vol2 >In the first few pages kim was doing the deed with Scott the first time 113 KB JPG >My little buddy immediately got rock hard from it >Rushed to the school toliet with the book, went to a stall and pulled down my pants in light speed >Whipped out my little twig and started jerking off at the book while imagining I was Scott who's gently deflowering her >Got stimulated so hard i started moaning >'Kim.....i am comiing......KIM AHHHHH!" >On the edge of c------ >Suddenly, the stall door opened and in front of me stood the f------ from the other class that just finished P.E >I was so horny that i forgot to lock the door >Everyone was in utter f------ shock >Except my edging manhood, which precisely aimed at the book and sprayed all its love seed on it >Feeling of dread quifkly overcame me >Went to the principal's office for that and my parents never let me touch any comic book since then >Had to pay the library 30 bucks for the book repair >Got bullied and called 'Scott Pilgrim' for the rest of my school life Tfw a comic book redhead ruined my life 9 Replies View Thread

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