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: Anonymous 08/20/23(Sun)03:49:45 No.904653979 1 Reply I 1672376891164739.png 71 KB PNG i'm banned from /biz/ for saying they should buy cocaine Anonymous >>904653979 (OP) # Sometimes people can't handle the truth View Thread 08/20/23(Sun)04:05:35 No.904654433

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon’s son becomes a degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I raised my son away from soci(...) 191 KB JPG 08/20/23(Sun)13:41:29 No.904656964 >be me >farmer boy, found a trad wife >i have a massive disdain for degenerate society >buy some land hours away from society >build a farm, we end up self sustainable >my wife ends up pregnant, it's a baby boy >I decide to let him think we are the last people on earth >he is really joyful, loves the animals and grows up to be a good christian boy >it's his 18th birthday, he seems kind of down >son explains to me how repetitive this life is and how he wishes for his own wife >think I f----- up, maybe I shouldn't have lied >drive for 4 hours to the city and buy a laptop, although no internet >he takes it no questions asked, I also give him my old USB stick with old games on it >son learns to use it and spends a lot of time in his room >wife complains some of her clothes have been missing >barge in my son's room >he is wearing his mother's clothes while touching himself to t----- p--- on the laptop >I gave him the wrong USB >he looks at me and bites his lips >I run out crying I f----- up anons, I used to be quite the degenerate myself, but my son became exactly what I didn't want him to become.

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He said calmly | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous (ID: wg+qNtr7) File: 1687767232602130.png (923 KB, 1890x986) File: 1635888878191.png (393 KB, 759x422) 08/20/23(Sun)04:13:41 No.438482116 ► >>438494039 Rectangular Snip Anonymous 02/13/22(Sun)14:24:06 No.163861246 ► >>163861349 >>163861429 >>163861458 >>163861546 >>163861577 >>163861870 >>163862270 >>163865138 >>163865591 >"HARRY DID YOU REDEEM NAME IN FIRE GOBLET SON OF BICH BASTARD ARE YOU F--- PROSTITUTION SLYTHERIN BICH H--- DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT F------ IN REDEEM HARREY!" Dungalore said calmly.

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anon feels unwell | /r/Greentext

>be me in college >drinking because friends birthday >friend brings in a pack of 6/10s to lighten up the mood >after drinking around like 8 shots of vodka one girl is starting to look like breeding material >as i start to approach the girl i start sweating profusely >i shrugged it off as the heat because our dorm room's AC was down for the day >just when i was about to flirt with her the vodka comes out the same way it came down >all of the girls and my friend look in shock as I throw up the New Amsterdam and the burrito that I had a few hours on her > all of the 6/10s scattered out of the dorm room > girl looked like she wanted to kill me and her self >timetogtfo.jpg

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Anon's soulmate | /r/Greentext

No. 904650587 08/20/23(Sun)02:59:26 1659677289377481.jpg 62 KB 900x900 >be me >in Ukraine teaching English this summer >have a Ukie last name Khomyak >masculine term for 'hamster' >leaving Kyiv via bus to Germany >bus breaks down in Czechia >stranded with a Ukrainian girl who spoke English >she buys me a train ticket for last stretch of trip >feeds me when she learns I have no money >she tells me her name is the feminine word for hamster Khomenko i think my soulmate found me 4 replies, 2 images

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Rising Sun Enjoyer hates paying salaries | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7mZap7Q9 108/20/23(Sun)08:07:55 No.438502769 File: 1604638085936 (1).jpg (43 KB, 751x282) File: Audrey Hepburn_screentest(...).jpg (35 KB, 399x528) Anonymous (ID: AhirCQ6b) 04/21/16(Thu)04:02:19 No.71589610 Should old films be remastered to include more people of colour? Anonymous (ID: (k/w2wp/N) 04/21/16(Thu)04:04:56 No.71589837 >>71593436 >>71593511 >>71593647 >>71593738 >>71594011 >>71594265 >>71594816 >>71599974 >>71600054 >>71600121 >>71600140 >>71600367 >>71600385 >>71600426 File: image.png (72 KB, 435x338) >>71589610 (OP) No, people of color should be remastered

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Anon likes to piss off the Marines | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C 75 KB JPG 01/07/16(Thu)02:30:24 No.28460265 >mfw I purposely refer to Marines by the generic term "army" just to piss them off because they think they have special snowflake status

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Anon tries to get their flip-flops | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB JPG 08/19/23(Sat)13:15:07 No.74439573 >be me >go to retrieve a pair of flip flops i left at a friend's place >hang out with friend and go to catch a tram home >go drinking instead >we get a beer each and hide away in a dingy alleyway >1 beer turns into 2 >tram is not coming >dont really wanna go home either >2 beers turn into a quick trip behind a corner to piss >realise i left my backpack Anonymous >go back >backpack is gone >i am upset >try to go home >next bus is at 4 am >sleep over at friend's place instead >wake up early and go to check the alley again >on the way, me and friend spot Columbo >the closest a human being can look to Columbo, his beige coat glowing brilliantly in the morning sun >arrive at alley and search >find a book i bought yesterday and my earbuds next to a wall 555 KB JPG >no bag, just the book and earbuds >confused, but happy to have them back >mfw i never brought back my flipflops 08/19/23(Sat)13:18:42 No.74439591 the contents of the backpack included an umbrella, my wallet with my id, a box of herring marinated in tomatoes and oil and of course, the flip flops. this is the book i bought btw

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Anon loses his hyper fixation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/13/23(Sun)19:00:56 No.74368136 IT'S JOEVER fetchimage (1).jpg 72 KB JPG > be me > bored > nothing feels appealing to do > nothing to watch on youtube > memes aren't funny > endless scrolling makes me sick > just lie in bed feeling s--- for the entire day Am I depressed or something? Genuine question. Because I don't feel sad, just numb.

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anon wastes countless hours hoarding worthless shit | /r/Greentext

AL AVAVAVA U Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)15:37:38 No.647818537 >playing an RPG >heading to destination >see shiny herb off path >It's worth like .01 gold and makes a s--- potion I never use >already have thousands in my inventory >go and collect it anyway >every >single >time >I must have the shiny Can't tell if this is my autism or if I have Jewish ancestry

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Anon is pushed to the edge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/19/23(Sat)05:59:52 No.29602920 File: 1686675173661455.png (148 KB, 645x363) >be me >a week ago >doordashing to make ends meet >go up elevator >waiting >doors open >11/10 qt with amazing t---, cute face on the other side >she recoils at the sight of me >think about how I ruined her mood by being me >she was disgusted >I am less of a human than her >I am trying so hard to survive for people to look at me like this >blink >Im in the sporting goods section of a D---- walking towards guns >my phone is buzzing >Ive had an alert running for 40 minutes and I didnt even notice.

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Anon loves Chuck E Cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous cheesed to meet 61 KB JPG No.878577169 05/21/22(Sat)12:50:57 What's your opinion on Chuck E Cheese? >be me, talking to qtpi for a week >went on a lovely date at the zoo >plan to go to a concert by the river >texting till midnight the night before >she says she used to like Chuck E Cheese as a kid but not anymore >triggered.jpg >lay out all the reasons why CEC is the greatest arcade of all time >flash forward to concert >shesnothere.jpeg >ghosted, blocked, unmatched Why are women like this? Chuck E is an excellent arcade with great food and entertainment.

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Anon and her mother's paranormal story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Reptile eyes/sideways blinking 08/19/23(Sat) 20:53:47 No.35655411 >2009 >family telling stories >mom tells this story about visiting her mother in the hospital >says she talked to a man at the front desk and noticed a woman sitting behind him >said she saw her blink sideways >mom disregards, thinks she imagined it >begins looking more closely at the woman >the woman makes eye contact with her >she does it again >mom says it was like she wanted her to know that yes in fact she had seen it 7 KB JPG >she started blinking normally after that >horrified her for years, she stood by her story and no one ever believed her >ffw 2023 >this lady freaks out on the plane after seeing man blink sideways Not gonna lie bros I never believed this s--- until this video came out. This was an awakening for me What are these things anyway?

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