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Fapping with a ghost >been about 69% percent sure my room is haunted >literally just my room, not the rest of the trailer >heard a whisper right next to my ear once, couldn't make out what it said >see a few shadows in plain sight, not those "out of the corner of my eye" things >pretty sure I saw an imprint just produce in front of my eyes once, right on my bed. The blankets kinda depressed downwards, and logic dictates wind doesn't happen indoors >be right now >dark room, lights off, night time >single candle that smells like a red Tootsie pop, feelsgoodman >wanna fap >nervous that the ghost is watching that I'm still only 68% sure exists Should I just do it, lads? Do I fap in front of the ghost and have it silently judge me, or settle for the cold porcelain seat in my bathroom? Anonymous| 34900285 1 hr. ago Kill the ghost with your semen space ranger Anonymous | 34900295 1 hr. ago F--- the ghost, dumbass.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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