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Anonymous the hard life. 8/6/2023(Sun)10:16:42 No.68767983 > be me > young troglodyte, outsider, never popular > develop asian fetish and other weird habits > bloom late, moderately handsome 16 KB JPEG > take care of self > be 20's, do whatever, life is a trip. > now early 30s > meet younger asian girl > 10/10 waifu material > she f------ like me > we hang, we f---, we get married > no kids, life is good. > she loves me > she's obsessed with me > she...exhausts me > don't know how to tucker her out. > we f--- so much, super kinky > we talk about and do everything together > married 3 years > asian fetish - gone > sex drive - exterminated > in a perpetual state of tired > trying to kee up with hot wife > take drugs for the d--- > doesn't help much > what do > ready to revert back to troglodytism

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous I'm a drug addict NIVEL 245 KB JPG 08/09/23(Wed)07:19:43 No.904010836 >start doing drugs unironically >first Benzos, Booze, Crack but then mostly Heroin >body starts to change >skin starts turning yellowish >teeth are falling out >haven't seen family for a year, go to Christmas meeting >they are all incredible hypocrites, saying ,wow Anon you look really good!" >can't digest solid food anymore >try to eat a piece of cake >cake instantly goes through me, comes out of my ass as a gush of liquid s--- >aunt asks what is this beautiful smell?"

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: Anonymous 123 KB PNG 08/09/23(Wed)04:00:36 No.29532702 >grandmother visits us >84 years old >she drops some money >she bends down, very slowly, to pick it up >I pick up the money to hand it to her >she slaps my hand and the money goes flying out of my grasp and back onto the floor >"Don't you patronize me! I can pick things up by myself, I don't need your help! I know I'm slow, but I'll go even slower if you piss me off!" >I just reply "ah, okay, sorry" and stand back to let her pick up the coins herself >my older sister (I'm 22 male, she's 33) gives me a sharp look >she says "No, Grandma, we're not patronizing you. Here, I'll help you" >she bends down and picks up the money for our grandmother, who doesn't say anything in response >later that day >my sister is very seethingly angry, goes off on me for several minutes >says I should have helped Grandmother pick up the money even though she refused my help the first time >"I know that you're not big on the whole 'helping people' thing, but sometimes you have to think about people other than yourself. I know you're 'shy' and have 'issues' or whatever, but it's time to grow the f--- up. You won't get very far in life if you treat people the way you do." Was I in the wrong? I'm kind of confused. Should I have helped her anyway? I feel bad. Maybe I'm a little autistic and don't understand social norms. I don't know.

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