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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous No.641676330 27 minutes ago 3 minutes without air, 3 hours without shelter, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food 5 replies Anonymous No.641676441 26 minutes ago >>641676330 3 hours without shelter? where the f--- are you, Siberia? 1 reply Anonymous No.641676915 22 minutes ago >>641676330 What? Where the f--- do you not shelter and die efter 3 hours and what clothes are you wearing? 1 reply Anonymous No.641677953 15 minutes ago ⠀ >>641676330 >hey mom, I'm gonna go out with some friends >make sure you're back in 3 hours, otherwise you'll die ⠀

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The duality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)10:39:08 No.74172472 1633035985687.png 680 KB PNG >you gotta quit p--- if you want a gf >couples make p--- of each other all the time

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The prophecy has been fulfilled | /r/Greentext

>Leaves Barbieland to have a better life >Becomes a driver >Since he's artificial he can live forever >Year 2049 >Becomes Officer K >K=Ken The timeline is complete

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Anon is empathic towards manlets | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Womanlet Revenge 53 KB PNG 10/17/17(Tue)20:20:28 No.40480576 >See constant threads about girls s------- on maniets on /r9k/ >Be 6ft 2in white guy >Be borderline sociopathic, barely have any empathy >Use Tinder and match with only really short girls >Exclusively seek out shorter girls (5ft 4in or below) >Talk to them and casually bring about short guys >if any of them talk s--- about manlets or say they're gross, I start pursuing them harder >Ask them out with the promise of sex >Take a small bottle of mustard water and hide it in my jacket >Go to the roastie w----- place >Make out or whatever and then right before we're about to f--- ask to be excused and go to the bathroom >down the mustard water >go back to see her >hold back the vomit >When their clothes come off I immediately start vomiting all over and spray it as much as I can >roastie is horrified >I tell them I find their shortness disgusting and I feel I'd be f------ a child >I leave telling them they shouldnt date tall guys and to stick to manlets I've successfully done this 10 times in the last 6 months. They always end up crying or freaking out and I j------- to that thought when I get home. I'm doing this for you my manlet brothers, its not your fault you didn't have the genetic lottery. F--- those roastie w-----.

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Anon is a drug addict | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I'm a drug addict NIVEL 245 KB JPG 08/09/23(Wed)07:19:43 No.904010836 >start doing drugs unironically >first Benzos, Booze, Crack but then mostly Heroin >body starts to change >skin starts turning yellowish >teeth are falling out >haven't seen family for a year, go to Christmas meeting >they are all incredible hypocrites, saying ,wow Anon you look really good!" >can't digest solid food anymore >try to eat a piece of cake >cake instantly goes through me, comes out of my ass as a gush of liquid s--- >aunt asks what is this beautiful smell?"

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anon goes on tinder | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I f------ hate life 105 KB JPG 08/09/23(Wed)04:48:35 No.904004825 >be me >average guy >barely get likes or matches on tinder >*changes gender preferences to male and female* >get over 20 likes within first few hours and its been growing steadily >do f--- just have low standards and really just wanna f--- anything? >regardless it makes me wanna kill myself knowing that my same sex is more attracted to me than women when I'm straight

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Anon did nothing wrong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 123 KB PNG 08/09/23(Wed)04:00:36 No.29532702 >grandmother visits us >84 years old >she drops some money >she bends down, very slowly, to pick it up >I pick up the money to hand it to her >she slaps my hand and the money goes flying out of my grasp and back onto the floor >"Don't you patronize me! I can pick things up by myself, I don't need your help! I know I'm slow, but I'll go even slower if you piss me off!" >I just reply "ah, okay, sorry" and stand back to let her pick up the coins herself >my older sister (I'm 22 male, she's 33) gives me a sharp look >she says "No, Grandma, we're not patronizing you. Here, I'll help you" >she bends down and picks up the money for our grandmother, who doesn't say anything in response >later that day >my sister is very seethingly angry, goes off on me for several minutes >says I should have helped Grandmother pick up the money even though she refused my help the first time >"I know that you're not big on the whole 'helping people' thing, but sometimes you have to think about people other than yourself. I know you're 'shy' and have 'issues' or whatever, but it's time to grow the f--- up. You won't get very far in life if you treat people the way you do." Was I in the wrong? I'm kind of confused. Should I have helped her anyway? I feel bad. Maybe I'm a little autistic and don't understand social norms. I don't know.

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Discount Elysium | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/08/23(Tue)23:25:06 No.903989122 >be me >broke college student >over the years I developed a habit of stress eating jerky while I study >literally cant function without jerky. tried everything in order to alleviate stress and be more productive but nothing was as effective as jerky >chocolate, chips, jogging, ritalin, even tried a local gloryhole once >exams are drawing near but this time I dont have enough money to buy enough jerky >come up with a plan >photoshop jerky pricetags for my local store with twice the price so nobody buys them. Everytime i go shopping i secretly swap the pricetags. >endgame is that after few weeks of people not buying jerky the store will massively drop the price so they dont pass expiration date >a store worker discovers me one day. cute 8/10, laughts it off, we have a chat but he warns me to never do it again >i try harder, wear a disguise etc >should be studying but instead I am expanding my operation into other stores >getting withdrawal cause no jerky >mfw next day jerky is 70% off >mfw I saved around 50 dollars >eventually say f--- it and ask the cute worker out in order to manipulate my way up the chain of command >end up sucking his d--- at the end of the date >mfw its the same d--- as in the gloryhole

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Big Boomer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LznyA98M) 26 KB JPG 09/11/19(Wed)13:59:20 No.226234236 >Be THC oil cartridge >Very popular among teens as it gets you extremely stoned and the smell dissipates faster than smoke >Kids are retarded and buy cheap cartridges from chinese Instagram accounts that ship directly to your house because they don't know how to use the darknet >Kids start getting sick by vaping low quality THC cartridges with dangerous ingredients >Big tobacco uses this as an opportunity to demonize all vapes, including nicotine vapes >boomers eat it up without question >Trump is set to ban vaping flavored nicotine juice >Cigarettes are still okay though Boomers are retarded. 237 Replies / 34 Images View Thread

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Anon never had a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 295 KB PNG 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free? 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822

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Anon realises we fight more battles in our head than in reality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 853 KB JPG 04/12/23(Wed)08:48:23 No.72924421 >Have social anxiety >Have a doctor appointment >Been dreading it the whole week >Day finally comes >Have a 10 minutes talk with the doc and it's over >I've spent the last 3 days in a state of apprehension for no f------ reason I hate this s--- so much.

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Anon gets scammed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous How? 4 KB JPG 08/08/23(Tue)23:21:53 No.74313410 >be me >have dentist appointment >get about 5 minutes early because if ur late they charge you a fee >walk in, see hygienists all laughing and standing around Ok its just a slow day >20 minutes later >still laughing >no one has walked through the door >literally watching news on how Narcan is allowed in school >know that when i walk out im gonna be charged $800 for a simple cleaning and get my checks clapped How is the dentists office not seen as a scam?

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