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Anonymous 08/08/23(Tue)23:25:06 No.903989122 >be me >broke college student >over the years I developed a habit of stress eating jerky while I study >literally cant function without jerky. tried everything in order to alleviate stress and be more productive but nothing was as effective as jerky >chocolate, chips, jogging, ritalin, even tried a local gloryhole once >exams are drawing near but this time I dont have enough money to buy enough jerky >come up with a plan >photoshop jerky pricetags for my local store with twice the price so nobody buys them. Everytime i go shopping i secretly swap the pricetags. >endgame is that after few weeks of people not buying jerky the store will massively drop the price so they dont pass expiration date >a store worker discovers me one day. cute 8/10, laughts it off, we have a chat but he warns me to never do it again >i try harder, wear a disguise etc >should be studying but instead I am expanding my operation into other stores >getting withdrawal cause no jerky >mfw next day jerky is 70% off >mfw I saved around 50 dollars >eventually say f--- it and ask the cute worker out in order to manipulate my way up the chain of command >end up sucking his d--- at the end of the date >mfw its the same d--- as in the gloryhole

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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