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: Anonymous Retail feels thread 118 KB JPG 06/01/22(Wed)19:11:32 No.68875207 >woman comes up to me asking about some discount >tell her I can't do it and the higher ups probably won't do it but let her know that if she complains enough they'll just give it to her >watch her complain and finally get her way >wink at her as she leaves >she winks back That was actually kind of cool.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon is in the cool kids club | /r/Greentext

File: 1645216672219.png (9 KB, 407x395) >> >> >> Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:15:41 No.185659473 ► >>185659689 >>185659871 >A black american calls your "n----" >An british person calls you "lad" >A latino calls you "hermano" >A belgian calls you "fieu" >A japanese calls you "kyodai" >> >>185659773 Cheers akhi Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:20:59 No.185659689>>185659709 >>185659473 (OP). >A latino calls you "hermano" not always, mexicans and maybe some central americans call you wey Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:21:30 No.185659709 ► >>185659689 Thanks for the tip, akhi. Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:23:02 No.185659773 ► >>185659813 A Frenchman calls you "habib" Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:23:46 No.185659813 ► Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:25:25 No.185659871 >>185659901 >>185659473 (OP). a polish person call you "głupi chuj zajebany w dupe kurwa przyjechał taki śmieć zza granicy" Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:25:57 No.185659901 ► >>185659871 I won't translate this also I don't speak to poles so I didn't even think about this. Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:58:49 No.185661186 ► >>185661265 >>185661410 How's it going c----?

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Anon has Asperger's Syndrome | /r/Greentext

- File: tfw.jpg (26 KB, 564x518) 3 >tfw political prosecution of Asperger men motorAnon (ID: kp4zioh8 >be me >legit clairvoyant genius, bordering on predicting the future >dont connect with 99.9% of "humans" (normies) because theyre clinically retarded compared to me >never had any friends or GFs (women instinctively hate aspie men because we dont fall for their manipulation) >go to med school >keep getting suspended for 6 months every year in there because "i dunno hes just weird" stoachar >teachers legit put that in the reports: "he does everything right but hes just weird, he creeps us out when he does X, Y, Z" med schoo wom >med school exam commission says they have to suspend me but cant kick me out because i literally didnt do anything wrong wielen me 10 >takes me 10 years to finish med school Sho green >become a raging alcoholic every time they suspend me >in a blackout drunk stupor I torture one of my rabbits in my own garden and get convicted for it due to a coalburner videotaping it >allegedly kick my annoying puppy dog in garden, police raid my home SWAT style like I killed someone 08/05/23(Sat)20:15:57 No.436995585 [Reply]► >>437004300 Jane >police report this to med school, why you might ask? Because the local officer was angry I got off >med school exam committe says they refuse to issue my diploma now despite having all points from the curriculum >got fired from job because it depended on the diploma >destitute >hurrrr its your fault for being a degenerate alcoholic My dear asperger brothers, with my whole heart I strongly recommend you to just go NEET and never try to do anything in academics, especially if youre not a cuck and insist on speaking your mind like a man. You will be chewed out and you will realize too late that your success has nothing to do with your actual results but on how much other "humans" (normies) like you. Yes, LIKE you. The entire world hates us. Being high IQ is like being a nobleman during the French revolution. Asperger isnt even real, it stems from being so high IQ that you never connect with other people because their thoughts are on the level of a dog compared to you so you never socialize. Conclusion: death to normies. + 61 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous (ID: 41xLMETV) 08/05/23(Sat)21:50:53 No.437004300 ► >>436995585 (OP) sounds to me like you are worthless and should just kill yourself

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Anon likes findom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Findom addicted 159 KB JPG 08/05/23(Sat)09:48:28 No.74280473 > be me > 24 > graduated college, make good money > feelsgoodman > No friends, no girlfriend, just crippling loneliness > Browsing Twitter > Find a girl I like > she's a sociopath > into taking my money and abusing me > I actually love this > I've never experienced this before > Feelings intensify, obsession sets in > Spend every waking moment chatting with her > She becomes my entire world > Start sending her gifts, small at first > Buy her a coffee, $20 here, $20 there > But that's not enough > She deserves the world, my mind whispers > Withdraw all my savings, give her everything I have > I don't need much to live, right? > Soon, it's not just my savings > I start living off scraps, eating noodles every day > Rent overdue, bills piling up > But she's happy, and that's all that matters > I'm broke, but my heart is full >What's wrong with me bros? pic related, it's her

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Anon carefully observes | /r/Greentext

Deviant- 4·0³7²90 If every woman have the same breast size it breaks immersion doesnt it? lyth your forry that an being stuff very ne e same status there a 1000 affettuonly 5 har types or only at vores for at the 1000 rpc t would stay treak mersion awet wouldnt would love to see npc woman with the beast sies becuz it would make it more immenim becurit would be y cant be the only one thinking this way? Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)21:54:05 No.646361912 >>646362145 >>646362159 >>646362231 >>646362586 >>646362 >>646364427 >>646365073 >>646366119 >>646366215 >>646366454 >>646366518 >>646367172 >>646367590 >>6463 >5 different d---- >1 pair of t--- >detailed genital customization >no boobs (size, saggyness, n------, etc) customization >all men look sexy and attractive >all women look masculine, unsexy, unattractive, and look like ugly men not sure why /v/ and normalfags are buying and praising this ugly p------------ game... ☐ Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)21:55:17 No.646362021 >>646362310 >>646363780 >>646365917 Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)22:43:03 No.646365917 >>646366298 >>646362021 Actually only two different d----, the rest are pubic hair arrangements. But you'd know this if you played the game instead of complaining about it online. Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)22:47:59 No.646366298 >>646365917 This man is actually closely inspecting the penises instead of seeing that there was 5 options

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Anon forgot to take his schizophrenia medication | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! >ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY! >AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO! >DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! >HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA! >ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND S---! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER! >MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON! >WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH? >OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA! 712 KB PNG 08/05/23(Sat)11:02:07 No.71841587 >MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA! >MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE! >MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY C-- IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA! >THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A C-- S--- MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN! >THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING! >WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! >FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY! >IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S S---? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN! : Anonymous >>71841587 (OP) # Thank you 08/05/23(Sat)11:05:06 No.71841596

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Anons ability to see the future of women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>24630757 (OP) # >>24630762 # >>24630766 # 02/26/23(Sun)22:49:39 No.24631722 in the capital markets, traders and portfolio managers use leading indicators to get clues as to what the economy will look like in the future. in similar fashion, i've developed leading indicators as to whether a girl will get fat within the next 5 years: 1. how fat her mom is 2. flabby biceps and triceps 3. cankles 4. early formation of cellulite on the hamstrings 5. big boned 6. she is already "thicc" now 7. the possession of a refridgerator-shaped body. fridge mode 8. takes photos of her food and posts it on instagram frequently 9. if she has fat friends 10. likes to drink alcohol often 11. she never played a sport growing up. playing softball doesn't count >>24633719 # >>24635944 # >>24636139 # >>24636655 #

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Anon has an experience | /r/Greentext

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Anon likes snails | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2015-08-25-01-(...).png (706 KB, 1060x911) Zu Anonymous 08/24/15(Mon)22:16:34 No.636938073 [Reply] ► I have a story /b/. My story is also a confession. >Be 15 in high school >Be obsedded with snails >I had a Gary the snail t-shirt, in runescape I only wore snail helmets and I'd often draw snails on my notebooks >One weekend I was doing yard work and I found a ton of snails in my garden so I started to collect them >I put them in this plastic container with sticks and leaves, I had maybe 20 of them >I'd bring them to school and keep them in my locker. >People started calling me Lord of the Snails (we were reading Lord of the flies in class) >there I was, Lord of the Snails wearing my Gary t-shirt. It was a glorious time. >Over hear people talking about sex, and me being Lord of Snails I had no time for such things >But I longed for it. I wanted to lose my virginity and experience falatio. >One day I had an idea. My snails. >I took a handful of snails from my locker and went to the bathroom >I sat down in a stall and started wanking. >Once I was sufficiently hard I placed snails all over the head and shaft of my D--- >As the Snails moved around it simulated a b------. >Like 10 tongues the feet of the Snails caressed my D---. The D--- of the Snail Lord s blow od colle >I blew my load, collected my snails and went back to class. ned daile I'd >This happened daily; I'd go to the bathroom and have my snail time. >One day during my snail time someone else came into the bathroom >I panicked and pulled the Snails off my D--- and out some in the toilet but also dropped some >The person saw the Snails and said Is that you Lord of the Snails what the F--- are you doing? >thinking it would be cool that I got a snail job I told him 29 >"it's like a b------ >The bursts out laughing and told everyone in class about my snail time >I ran home before anyone could talk to me >I went back to school and found my locker empty, my snails were gone. >The principal found out about my snail time and took them >The Lord of the Snails was now snailless. >mfw I had my first b------ from snails.

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Anon doesn't want a woman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MICHAEL DOUGLAS R 07/27/23(Thu)09:51:59 No.74172001 RESTRICTED CH UNDER 17 BERIBES ACCOMPENTING FAREET CLADIET CO You've been summoned by your new boss to a confidential late night meeting. A drink is on the table and your future is on the line. But before you can catch your breath, on unwonted sexual advance has put you in the most compromising of positions. Now, it's going to be your word... Against hers. DISCLOSURE WARNER BRUE WING MICHAL DOUGLAS DEAM MORE BALITATGE PARTI CONSTANTIN BARY LEANSIN TELUSURE DONALD SUTHERLANDSTILE COLL DENIS MILER REFERENSSIM ESTE HOT ANTHONY ERICSSON OGEDE COMPETER BLAND AND MICHEL CACATION DEMI MOORE WARNER BROS A TIME WARNER ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY Al Fal >developing a crush on my female boss Not good bros PATO NELL MV5BNGQxNTFkNjUtM2EwNi00ZThILTkzMDItODhkMDIyYzM1Y2MzXkE 158 KB JPG

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Anon’s body is no temple | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 378 KB JPG 08/05/23(Sat)13:05:56 No.903839664 >fruit: tasty, beautiful, juicy, gift of nature >meat: body parts of huge animals keeping them functioning like a miracle >liquids: sustaining all life, comes in a million tastes and unique colors >humans consume all >within hours piss and s--- them out Do you ever think about the hellish toxins that our body contains? It's f----- up and makes you realize how f------ disgusting your body really is.

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Horse Ninja | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 85 KB JPG 06/29/23(Thu)06:03:56 No.40072966 >your out the grasslands relaxing with your ponyfu minding your own business >this massive STUD appears out of nowhere and neighs at the direction of your precious pony how would you react?

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