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Anonymous My best friend 168 KB JPG >omg.mp4 12/17/23(Sun)20:39:33 No.910981683 >be me >loser autist >always bullied in school >one day >attendance office calls me out >says parents about to pick me up >go outside >it was none other than donald trump! >"hey anon, screw these bullies, lets have a good time" >hellyeah.jpeg >go golfing together >fire some rifles in the shooting range >go see the super mario bros movie >go to his house to play vidya >have the time of my life >end of the day approaches >"that was fun anon, i would like to hang out with you again sometime" >bye trump, catch you on the flip side Thank you Donald Trump for making me feel good about myself. You will always be my friend until the end of time.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: tumblr_pf54zrXmR81t5yjgl_540.png (274 KB, 540x506) M Metro UK ☐ Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)01:01:06 No.31523938 [Reply] >>31524012 >>31524024 >>31524048 Chubby cat strolls into Tesco to steal some treats 19 hours ago My friend group is in a complete shitfit because of something that happened. >Have friend who is kissless virgin at 29 call him Chud. >Have other friend who is above average in looks, has actual decent personality, bags most girls he wants. Call him Chad. >Chad says that Chud has been depressed about being forever alone. >"Anon I think I know this girl we could set him up with" >"Chad, he will not touch that girl, despite Chud being Chris chan tier, he is holding out for 10/10" >Chad shrugs and says "F--- it" and sets them up on a date anyway. >Doesn't show Chud a pic of her, just says shes cute... Call girl Chubby girl. >She shows up to date, that Chad is paying for mind you. >Is friendly toward Chud, but a little awkward. >Chud uninterested entirely, barely talks, eventually starts dismissing her and blowing her off. >Chad texts her she can leave early. >She does. >Fast Foreward, Chad's girlfriend and him break up. >Chad and Chubby girl had remained friends. >Chad starts dating chubby girl (Who has gained weight since the date.) >Chud is p----- off at Chad for dating Chubby girl. >Chad and I are confused as other friends take Chud's side. >Chad is happy with Chubby girl, Chud demands he break up with her or he'll get his dad to fire Chad. >Chud's dad starts making Chad's life miserable at work. >I tell Chud he's being an unreasonable d---, argument ensues, we fight, I break his nose. >Chud starts harassing me and Chad and Chubby girl. Like Chud is just a straight up a------ and Chad did nothing wrong right? How the f--- does Chud have people on his side? did my friend group have that many irredeemable shitbags in it?

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Anonymous My best friend 168 KB JPG >omg.mp4 12/17/23(Sun)20:39:33 No.910981683 >be me >loser autist >always bullied in school >one day >attendance office calls me out >says parents about to pick me up >go outside >it was none other than donald trump! >"hey anon, screw these bullies, lets have a good time" >hellyeah.jpeg >go golfing together >fire some rifles in the shooting range >go see the super mario bros movie >go to his house to play vidya >have the time of my life >end of the day approaches >"that was fun anon, i would like to hang out with you again sometime" >bye trump, catch you on the flip side Thank you Donald Trump for making me feel good about myself. You will always be my friend until the end of time.

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