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Do not watch Barbie alone! Anonymous 07/21/23(Fri)10:00:18 No. 187814618 ► >>187814759 >>187814993 >>187815576 >>187815592 >>187815653 >>187815960 >>187816020 >>187816036 >>187816085 >>187816124 >>187816126 >>187816156 >>187816166 >>187816200 >>187816233 >>187816271 >>187816273 >>187816306 >>187816353 >>187816464>>187816718 >>187816726 >>187816770 >>187816937 >>187816951 >>187817272 >>187817390 >>187817551 >>187817876 >>187819108 >>187819111 >>187819284>>187819320 >>187819901 >>187820178 >>187820449 >>187820743 >>187820788 >>187820828 >>187820839 >>187821068 >>187821079 >>187821115 >>187821630 >>187821714>>187821962 >>187822011 >>187822417 >>187822987 >>187824219 >>187824541 >>187825009 >>187825114 >>187826453 >>187826492 >>187826977 >>187827119 >>187827166 Just had the worst cinema experience of my life >Book ticket to see Barbie to see what all the hype is about >No frens so just me, seated in the middle of the theatre, only a few other seats booked far away >Check back on the booking shortly before the movie and almost the entire theatre is booked out >Arrive at the kinoplex, get my popcorn and drink, notice everyone else in the queue is wearing pink, 90% women >panic.jpg >When I enter the cinema everyone is in groups of 4 or more, all wearing matching outfits, pink, sparkly, cowboy hats etc. >I'm wearing a grey hoodie and jeans >Have to squeeze past group of girls to get to my seat, they start giggling and whispering >Accidentally step on one of their feet >Sit down in my seat, immediately the girl next to me swaps seats so her boyfriend is next to me >Couple minutes later the seat on my other side is taken by a couple with children >Hear whispers, giggling, snickering during the entirety of the trailers, can see the girls looking at me >The boyfriend asks me why I'm seeing Barbie alone >Say I'm waiting for my friend to arrive >He doesn't reply, turns to girlfriend and they whisper to eachother >Heart beating fast, start sweating >Father of the family on my other side keeps glaring at me >Decide it's not worth it, get up and leave, squeeze past girls again and hear them laughing as I leave the theatre Do not see this movie alone, that was awful and completely ruined my week. I see every movie alone and I've never had this kind of experience before, probably not going to the cinema again anytime soon

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

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