Anon s---- his britches | /r/Greentext
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1397837437585.jpg-(44 KB, 421x834, 21f.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 8rz7iHpQ) 04/18/14(Fri) 19:10:37 UTC+3 No.542805150 [Reply] >Be me >At University (college for you amerifags) >Boring as f--- lecture, and my stomach is churning because I was out drinking last night >Chance a fart >Doesn't make any noise but suddenly I feel something down there >shatmypants.jpg >oh f--- >Pants filled with semi-liquid s---, cant risk leaving to clean up >People start to smell it and are turning and looking in my direction >I figure f--- it I'm not sitting with my pants full of s---- >Get up slowly and waddle carefully towards the doors >Literally 1 metre from the door and I feel something roll down my leg >Look behind me, see a p------------ on the floor, people are pointing and whispering >Freeze like a rabbit in the headlights >What the f--- am I supposed to do? Leave it there? Play it off? Pretend it's not mine? Take it with me? >For some reason I decide the best course of action is to pretend to faint >Fall over badly, shoulder lands on the s--- >Roll over to get out of s--- >Realise how fake this looks so I start twitching >Really badly faked seizure, nobody gets up to help, everyone just staring at me rolling around on the floor in my own s--- >No one buying it >Get up and walk out Have to see these people every day.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/626/666/96c.jpg "Aron dont know what to do at UNI | /r/Greentext")
