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![File: Screenshot 2015-08-25-01-(...).png (706 KB, 1060x911) Zu Anonymous 08/24/15(Mon)22:16:34 No.636938073 [Reply] ► I have a story /b/. My story is also a confession. >Be 15 in high school >Be obsedded with snails >I had a Gary the snail t-shirt, in runescape I only wore snail helmets and I'd often draw snails on my notebooks >One weekend I was doing yard work and I found a ton of snails in my garden so I started to collect them >I put them in this plastic container with sticks and leaves, I had maybe 20 of them >I'd bring them to school and keep them in my locker. >People started calling me Lord of the Snails (we were reading Lord of the flies in class) >there I was, Lord of the Snails wearing my Gary t-shirt. It was a glorious time. >Over hear people talking about sex, and me being Lord of Snails I had no time for such things >But I longed for it. I wanted to lose my virginity and experience falatio. >One day I had an idea. My snails. >I took a handful of snails from my locker and went to the bathroom >I sat down in a stall and started wanking. >Once I was sufficiently hard I placed snails all over the head and shaft of my D--- >As the Snails moved around it simulated a b------. >Like 10 tongues the feet of the Snails caressed my D---. The D--- of the Snail Lord s blow od colle >I blew my load, collected my snails and went back to class. ned daile I'd >This happened daily; I'd go to the bathroom and have my snail time. >One day during my snail time someone else came into the bathroom >I panicked and pulled the Snails off my D--- and out some in the toilet but also dropped some >The person saw the Snails and said Is that you Lord of the Snails what the F--- are you doing? >thinking it would be cool that I got a snail job I told him 29 >"it's like a b------ >The bursts out laughing and told everyone in class about my snail time >I ran home before anyone could talk to me >I went back to school and found my locker empty, my snails were gone. >The principal found out about my snail time and took them >The Lord of the Snails was now snailless. >mfw I had my first b------ from snails.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/635/891/0a8.jpg "Anon likes snails | /r/Greentext")
