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Welcome to Silent Hill 1535937820714.jpg 114 KB JPG >T, you seein what I'm seein? >Yeah, f------ triangle f------ a pair o' legs. >Nah, that ain't a triangle. It's a trapezoid. >What the f--- did you call me? >Tony, no disrespect intended. But it ain't two dimensional, it got length width and depth. So, it's a trapezoid. >Are you f------ serious? This guy. >Whoa whoa whoa, that's some piece he got on him. That's bigger than Blundetto's cabasa, you know what I'm sayin'

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 10/10/21(Sun)05:46:19 No.864738646 >be me >meet cutie soft dom goth girl on dating app >hit it off pretty well >get to know each other online >we are really into one another so we plan on going on a date sometime >one night she asks to chat a bit before she goes to bed >I didn't voice chat with her that day, so why not! >get in call ready to chill with her for a bit >find out she is horny and wanted hear me while she did her thing >kindahot.mkv >get into with her, moaning along and such >end up getting horny as well so I start jacking off too >full on sex erp >we both get real close and I hear >"c-- for me anon, you cute baby boy" >bust a nut so hard I almost when f------ blind >get called cute and tells me how she really liked that >"Hey anon, wanna see something..." >ohfuck.webm >Think she is going to send a nude or something >She screen shares a whole ass power point presentation titled: "Hello future potential boyfriend" that she made earlier that day >mfw We are all going to make it bros!

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Anon works at supermarket | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 130 KB JPG 05/15/23(Mon)13:37:51 No.73325249 >be me, 21-year-old anon >working at local supermarket >shift starts at 8am >wake up at 7:55am >panic mode engaged >throw on clothes, don't even brush teeth >race to work, praying I won't be late >somehow arrive at 8:01am >boss gives me disapproving look >"Anon, you're late again" >mumble apologies, heart racing >spend the rest of the day paranoid >boss keeps giving me side-eye >coworkers whispering and giggling >decide to redeem myself >next day, set alarm for 6am >wake up feeling victorious >get ready with time to spare >arrive at work at 7:55am >smug grin on my face >boss looks shocked "Anon, you're early..." >MFW I can't win with this guy

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Anon is planning a heist on Abby Shepiro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous < classicallyabby Virginia 3. 5/4/22 Breastmilk TO FR FREEZE 400 Lansingh. Breastmilk 3.5 CLASSICALLYABBY Posts 5/6/22 08/02/23(Wed)16:09:08 No.188300115 150 120 Q RIK A vousved Breastmilk P PETOLP 1/26/22 noh. reastr stmilk 2013/5 Lansinoh. Breastmilk TO PUMP INTO BA NETUR zz/ATS Lansnoh. Breastmilk ADAPTER to LINE HOW TO FREEZE 400 Lansinoh tmilk 180 MA 6 s9uhcykp57791.jpg 259 KB JPG 3.9. V Liked by dark_iron_gains and 6,796 others classicallyabby Feeling beyond grateful today 49 Follow 9091 իրաշSEP yous Today I'm making my first breastmilk donation to families in need. It's such a huge blessing that I was able to produce enough for my son and for others, too. I am so happy that I can help those babies who need it! ... K >>188300229 # >>188300249 # >>188300895 # >>188301036 # I'm putting together a team. One last score and we're out of the game. Who's in?

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Anon tricks the system. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good 08/22/18(Wed)09:08:49 No.777883934 man 30 KB JPG >be me >am 17 >am pretty stupid and broke so decide to sell fake drugs >start filling a few bags with oregano and selling to freshmen >kids actually believe it's weed and buy some >mfw they fake being high and then come back to buy more >one day called up to principals office >there's a cop in there >they ask to search my bag >mfw all they find is oregano >mfw I say I'm making pasta after school and my friend gave me some oregano he grew to use >mfw they can't do anything so they send me back to class

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Anon fanning (i.redd.it) . | /r/Greentext

>>46575716 # >be me >neighbour has heavily disabled son >I'm talking Steven hawkings 2.98 MB PNG levels of qaudraspazzed >outside gym master race >one day I'm lifting and he's in the neighbors garden >I'm benching my 1RM >here a noise >look up and see this little spazoid cheering and bobbing his head >now every time I lift he wheels himself out and cheers me on >mfw I now lift for him >>46575873 # >>46575916 # >>46575954 # >>46575963 # >>46576013 # >>46576043 # >>46576233 # >>46578453 # >>46578580 # >>46578865 # >>46582317 # >>46582488 # >>46582583 # >>46582599 #

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Biz anon gets horny during a meeting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6t1Kp7EU) 08/03/23(Thu)11:38:09 No.55742075 >>55739733 (OP) # I f----- up so bad during the pandemic and got humiliated and fired for something like this. I've posted it before >be me, may 2020 >everyone was sent to WFH full time >Business is very slow because of the early stages of the pandemic where basically everyone was just sitting in their homes >manager decides that for morale boosting we have a team meeting every morning >no actual business goals just people bullshitting about TV shows, pandemic, cooking, stuff like that >extreme hottie that's on my team is talking about some movie and won't shut up. Just staring at her watching her mouth move, laugh, play with her hair. She's wearing a little tank top >get incredibly horny, pull my pants down and start jacking off, discreetly. >Everyone continues bullshitting. I unmute and say a dumb little joke, everyone laughs. Mute again >Still horny and slowly stroking. Get so coombrained that I go to x------ on my phone >Pull up a c------ compilation video >take off headphones and start watching video while continuing to j-------, around 30 seconds or so of guys groaning and moaning as they shoot louds into girls mouths >all of a sudden hear faint voices louder and louder >Pause p--- and put headphones back on >realize my headset was unmuted the entire time I just stuttered uncontrollably and left the call. Got let go within two hours. The pandemic unemployment was awesome but I destroyed my reputation >>55742092 # >>55742745 # >>55742767 # >>55743297 # >>55743784 #

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You played yourself | /r/Greentext

⠀ This is the moment I uninstalled bg3 This is the moment I uninstall(...) Anonymous 10/19/20(Mon)16:22:02 No.832064 139CD1D0-8B32-4858-AA7B-FC20C2B53C70.jpg 84 KB JPG I cant believe this game forces you to be gay. 10/19/20(Mon)16:52:42 No.832202 That's literally the dream lover you made and completely customized. Are you sure you didn't want to be gay? EARLY ACCESS v4.1.84.2021 : Anonymous >>832389 # >>834009 # >>834917 # >>843762 # >>851486 # >>853415 # 10/19/20 (Mon)17:23:13 No.832389 >>832202 # It said >who do you dream of at night Just because your dreams have men in them doesn't mean you're gay or want to f--- them >>832401 # >>832402 # >>832410 # >>832467 # >>833461 # >>833641 # >>833806 # >>834072 # >>834263 # >>834361 # >>834917 # >>835186 # >>835695 # >>836142 # >>836183 # >>836201 # >>836445 # >>836509 # >>836843 # >>836867 # >>837206 # >>837910 # >>840554 # >>840675 # >>840680 # >>840792 # >>841115 # >>841136 # >>841451 # >>843762 # >>844048 # >>844265 # >>846176 # >>846197 # >>849058 # >>849117 # >>849135 # >>849277 # >>849288 # >>849988 # >>850011 # >>851227 # >>851234 # >>851271 # >>851340 # >>851486 # >>851522 # >>851932 #

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Anon cant control himself | /r/Greentext

>be me, 14 >my sister is 16 >be at home one night, dad is out >sister is wearing bra and panties >boner.jpg >sitting on the couch watching tv >she says she's going to bed, goes to her room >dad gets home >dad and I f---

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She's the bomb | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02 02/15/21(Mon)12:11:21 No.62341896 fabc35dee775bcdac2ffa64de4c75e860560139768986e54fb0a433e5 90 KB JPG >Hey anon. I'm back. *kisses you* >God, you have such cute blue eyes.*strokes your hair* >My feet are so tired, have been killing palestinians all day. Will you give me a foot rub?

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Anon ask a good question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/23(Sun)22:44:42 No.35317358 Untitled33_20220824192307.png 3.22 MB PNG How do we stop intergalactic energy spiders from coming to earth?

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Anon takes his jokes too far | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/23 (Wed)17:08:42 No.74251486 9 KB JPG >be me >the jokester of the gang >friends love dark humor so always joke about liking lolis and what would I do to them >eventually they became f------ and got uncomfortable so decide to change my jokes to racist jokes which they love >be one day, they insisted on coming to my house to play smash >be really excited >while playing one friend wants to go to the bathroom >notice he's taking his sweet time but every time I want to go look my friends talk to me about something >be today the group chat is dead and nobody is replying >be sad so decide to pleasure myself >look for my hard drive and notcie its not there >sudden realization, heart beating fast >this mfs stole my hard drive anons i really really really dont want to go to jail my f------ heart is bursting out of my chest right now i wanna puke h--------

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Anon realises the pointlessness of his existence | /r/Greentext

No. 29485744 2 days ago csoxhiqq8ik91.jpg JPG 100.0 KiB 640x458 Next month I will be 31 years old. I make a lot of money (I'm a software engineer). I work entirely remote, no one goes to the office. I have no friends, never had a gf, haven't had sex in idk how long. I think of killing myself regularly. My job is pointless, I worry about layoffs all the time, I have tons of money and nothing i want to spend it on. What would you do in my situation? I hate myself and life, I hate my job, I just want out of this hell. I have been thinking about trying to become a doctor/ surgeon. I would need to take some pre-med college classes, I could do it part time and keep working or maybe quit my job. Or maybe just kill myself, I don't really know what to do.

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