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: Anonymous (ID: 6t1Kp7EU) 08/03/23(Thu)11:38:09 No.55742075 >>55739733 (OP) # I f----- up so bad during the pandemic and got humiliated and fired for something like this. I've posted it before >be me, may 2020 >everyone was sent to WFH full time >Business is very slow because of the early stages of the pandemic where basically everyone was just sitting in their homes >manager decides that for morale boosting we have a team meeting every morning >no actual business goals just people bullshitting about TV shows, pandemic, cooking, stuff like that >extreme hottie that's on my team is talking about some movie and won't shut up. Just staring at her watching her mouth move, laugh, play with her hair. She's wearing a little tank top >get incredibly horny, pull my pants down and start jacking off, discreetly. >Everyone continues bullshitting. I unmute and say a dumb little joke, everyone laughs. Mute again >Still horny and slowly stroking. Get so coombrained that I go to x------ on my phone >Pull up a c------ compilation video >take off headphones and start watching video while continuing to j-------, around 30 seconds or so of guys groaning and moaning as they shoot louds into girls mouths >all of a sudden hear faint voices louder and louder >Pause p--- and put headphones back on >realize my headset was unmuted the entire time I just stuttered uncontrollably and left the call. Got let go within two hours. The pandemic unemployment was awesome but I destroyed my reputation >>55742092 # >>55742745 # >>55742767 # >>55743297 # >>55743784 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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