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Anonymous You are kidnapped, placed in an hood and taken deep into the woods at gunpoint by multiple armed men. Your captors give you two options: Option A: You may choose to surrender to them after which they will treat you as their human toy for one week. These people are merciless sadists; they will beat you, r--- you, remove a tooth or three without any anesthesia, brand you, tattoo you, force you to take ungodly amounts of LSD and ketamine, humiliate and dehumanize you, objectify you, etc. But they will not kill you. You are guaranteed to survive the ordeal no matter what, unless of course you try to escape early or kill one of your captors. At the end of the week, they will blindfold you again, drop you off at a random hospital and leave you alone forever. 74 KB JPG 07/15/23(Sat)07:49:24 No.902637823 Of course, there is also option B. You may choose to flee immediately. If you choose this option, they will give you a 30-second head start before they go hunting. If they find you, they will subject you to forms of torture so unspeakable they make the treatment in the aforementioned option look utterly trivial. After they're bored with you, they will kill you on the spot, no negotiation allowed. They have had a 50% success rate in catching the fleers so far. Which do you choose? Safety or freedom? Why? 104 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 03/16/23(Thu)14:34:40 No.92128194 File: Alpha and his watch.png (1.59 MB, 1102x1190) >>92118515 (OP) >be me >buy casio f91w watch >only $10, such a steal >wear it everywhere >people ask "is that a rolex?" >nah bro, it's a casio f91w >they look disappointed > little do they know, it's the real flex >accidentally drop it, still works >try to scratch the screen, impossible >it's like a little tank on my wrist >even have a stopwatch, so fancy >forget to take it off in the shower, no problem >water-resistant af >never taking this bad boy off >Casio F91W gang for life
File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?
The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
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