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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO FCB0B76B-7778-43F5-9077-379C7C05 (...).jpg, 33KiB, 495x495 NEET STORIES Anonymous Wed 14 Jun 2023 16:07:24 No.73675470 >finally give in to mummy's demands and take a trip to the mall >in Walmart, browsing tendies >comparing two brands while singing the tendies song under my breath >"tendies tendies ten-dies, 'til the hunger end-ies" >start tapping my foot >"ten-dies ten-dies ten-dies, don't share them with your friend-ies" >start dancing in the aisle >sing at the top of my voice >"OH TENDIES TENDIES TEN-DIES, GOTTA LOVE THEM TEN-DIES" >mfw I still have 9863 GBP left over >security approaches me and asks me to leave because I'm scaring people >I keep singing and dancing, pretending they're not there >the mother comes over and starts yelling at me >can't hear you, bitch >and then she f------ slaps me >she SLAPS.ME. >rip open a bag of tendies and start scattering them in the air like confetti as I bop down the aisle >one hits a small child in the eye, it starts mewling View Report >YOU DO NOT F------ TOUCH ANON GOODBOY UNLESS YOU ARE FEEDING HIM, CHANGING HIM OR TUCKING HIM IN >give her a hard shove >she falls on her bum >grab a handful of frozen tendies and force feed them to her while singing at the top of my voice >security guard es to tase me >the prongs bounce off my armoured trenchcoat >slowly turn to face him with what I think is a triumphant grin >he's holding a little canister >starts spraying it in my face >hah, good luck getting that pepper spray past these shades fucko >start laughing and breathe some of it in accidentally >OH F--- THIS S--- BURNS LIKE THE SPICIEST MEMES >lash out, hit him in the head and he falls over >scratching at my throat, can barely breathe >nose is gushing snot >swallow some and start puking >slip on my puke and fall on the floor >start punching myself in the head and kicking the floor while screaming >manage to shout "F------ NORMIES WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME" in between bouts of retching >police arrive and cuff me >fall asleep in the police car and wake up in bed with a note reading "Anon, I'm deducting 1000 GBP for your frankly disgusting behaviour"

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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