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: Anonymous >>2603337 (OP) # >make bird noises at bird >bird flies along following me and we "talk" to each other feels good >>2606267 # 06/27/23(Tue)17:42:13 No.2604108 : Anonymous >>2606372 # 07/01/23(Sat) 18:22:38 No.2606267 >>2604108 # I didn't know Disney princesses posted on 4chan

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon gets rated online | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous nervous gulp 722 KB GIF 07/02/23(Sun)10:59:19 No.73876780 >ask girls online to rate me >they say i'm cute have i wasted my 20s refusing to try at all thinking i was an incel who didn't stand a chance at attracting a single woman? : Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)11:00:09 No.73876791 lol they tell every guy online that they are "cute" but they would never f--- you. ever. they're all liars >>73876806 # >>73876844 # : Anonymous >>73876780 (OP) # If they don't follow that up with being willing to date you then they're just being nice. : Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)11:00:30 No.73876795 >>73876806 # >>73876844 # : Anonymous >>73876791 # >>73876795 # f--- you m------------, i was riding high for a few moments there and you brought me back to reality 07/02/23(Sun)11:01:40 No.73876806 07/02/23(Sun)11:05:53 No.73876844 Alright I'd honestly rate you 6/10. I feel like you're genuinely cute Just need to smile more lol noooooooooo.png 7 KB PNG >>73876795 # >>73876791 # are you saying she was lying? it's over...again

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Reeeee post to raise awareness. Stay safe out there frens | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The dwarf 393 KB JPG 07/07/19(Sun)13:28:51 No.53265142 > Be me, home alone > parents arr at a party > midnight, hear someone come inside > I call out "how was the party?" > no response... > get a text from my mom saying they're staying the night at their friends house > oh f--- > hear something coming upstairs > It giggles > with each step I hear its c--- thump on the stairs The r--- dwarf is coming Help me anons

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anon loves arguing on /v/ | /r/Greentext

>>642720375 Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:51:44 No.642720375 - >>642720458 >>642721534 >>642719015 Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)16:25:44 No.642719015 ✓ >>642719165 >>642719445 >>642719691 >>642720375 >>642716650 Are there anything interesting to this game other than r---? autistic amounts of secrets, enough that anons are still discovering some years later, "lore" that requires reading 20 different books just to understand etc. its very investment heavy and filters (literally) a lot of people once it comes to the part outside of gameplay. cue sour grapes. >duuude it takes reading 20000 books to understand fairy tale and lovecraft references >w-- i hate reading this game sucks and you all suck STOP DISCUSSING THINGS I DONT LIKE AND AM TOO RETARDED TO PARTICIPATE IN ITS NOT MY FAULT UNCLE TOM SPREAD MY ANUS WITH HIS THICK 7 INCH LONG PENIS WHEN I WAS EIGHT AND CAUSED THE TRAUMA THAT LED TO ME DROPPING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL TO ENTER A CAREER AS CALIFORNIA MALE PROSTITUTE!!!! REE HURR DURR I AM SO RETARDED!! i love "arguing" on /v/

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Anon needs to smoke | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me, 28 >people never seem to take me seriously if they talk to me in person or in a voice chat, even though that's not the case if only ever use text, people always assume I'm much younger than I actually am >hate my voice just like most people, keep wondering if there's a genuine issue with it >my only friend says it's high pitched >download an app to test it >it says that my average pitch is "female", only the lowest sounds barely registering as male, and I tend to make my pitch higher than that I don't even sound like a girl. What the f--- is wrong with me? Do people just treat me like a kid because they perceive me as one? I guess it all makes sense now because I'm not very tall either. Who the f--- is gonna date someone like me? Am I just a genetic dead end? 60 KB PNG : Anonymous 07/02/23(Sun)14:46:58 No.73875237 Start smoking 1 pack a day 07/02/23(Sun)14:47:51 No.73875244

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It do be like that | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be simp 05/13/23(Sat)14:10:43 No.73299993 Screenshot_20230512-230919~2.png 444 KB PNG

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RIP internet, we had a good run | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (269 KB, 735x531) To-o Grummz✔ @Grummz It has been a privilege and an honor to s-post with you all. kache (Aacine) @yacineMTB - 19h Feeling pretty lucky to have lived during the open internet golden age.. see you later guys. it was fun 4efd9b8b69bedd682c000022.jpg (30 KB, 400x300) google yandex igdb wait OWTH LADENA AK Do we need a new Internet? SMAY RA >Reddit is committing sudoku >Musk is turning Twitter into the new Gab >Instagram is an aging millennial desperately clinging to what's left of their youth >Facebook is a nursing home >YouTube is a clickbait farm >TikTok is a CCP propaganda outlet / data collection honeypot >"New media" companies like Gawker, Vice, BuzzFeed, etc have been absorbed back into the old corporate media ecosystem >Google, Wikipedia, Quora, Stack Exchange, etc are getting flooded with bot-generated b------- faster than anyone can keep up with >zoomers are too dumb to figure out WordPress blogs with RSS feeds The public internet is over. Hope you all had fun. >>432904955 Anonymous (ID: 6XwThjuJ) 07/01/23(Sat)15:06:45 No.432892069 ► >>432892381 >>432892400 >>432892437 >>432892959 >>432893075 >>432893120 >>432893169 >>432893226 >>432893542 >>432893757 >>432893814 >>432893890 >>432893918 >>432893964 >>432893989 >>432894013 >>432894149 >>432894169 >>432895013 >>432895421 >>432896869 >>432896974 >>432897029 >>432897186 >>432898784 >>432899201 >>432899522 >>432900210 >>432900313 >>432900553 >>432902401 >>432902415 >>432902806 >>432902964 >>432902996 >>432903974 >>432904340 >>432904548 >>432904795 >>432906307 >>432906751 >>432907004 >>432907893 >>432908425 >>432908669 >>432910911 >>432911340 >>432912073 >>432912202 >>432913850 >>432913854 >>432914463 >>432914515 >>432915038 >>432915323 >>432916683 >>432916882 >>432917705 >>432918151 >>432918625 >>432919081 >>432920697 >>432922138 >>432922437 >>432922935 >>432922942 >>432923366 >>432923757 >>432925449 >>432925474 >>432926702 >>432927386 >>432927657 >>432929682 Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri) 13:09:36 No.94377184>>94377432 >>94377668 >>94377763 >>94377963 >>94378085 >>94378117 >>94379582 >>94379598 >>943 >>94380319 >>94380539 >>94380581 >>94380889 >>94380911 >>94381474 >>943 >>94382133 Anonymous (ID: OaovuACN) 07/01/23(Sat)15:08:31 No.432892268 ► >>432892870 >>432893484 >>432895668 >>432896225 >>432897102 >>432899948 >>432903807 >>432904115 >>432905731 >>432922746 >>432927870 Everyone here is technologically dumb. I just want goolge mfs to let me use regex in searches and index more pages. $395 Anonymous (ID: Fhh0pYRm) 07/01/23(Sat) 15:09:22 No.432892381 ► >>432892892 >>432893054 >>432893781 >>432894189 >>432899535 >>432900624 >>432902765 >>432892069 (OP). Honestly, the internet would work fine if it was restricted to white men (no troons) only. Anonymous (ID: WEYEvqgx) 07/01/23(Sat) 15:09:32 No.432892400 ▶ >>432892641 >>432892892 >>432892069 (OP). No. Just let it be gay as it has been for atleast a decade. It's over. What we should do is, dare I say, touch grass >> Anonymous (ID: WkFbcNwl) 07/01/23(Sat) 15:09:51 No.432892437 >>432892069 (OP). >WordPress blogs with RSS feeds That niche has been usurped by Substack >> Anonymous (ID: npAewN+D) 07/01/23(Sat)15:11:51 No.432892641 ► >>432892782 >>432892915 >>432895931 >>432899924 >>432928549 >>432892400 In less than ten years accessing the "internet" will only be possible with a corpo-gov backed entry key of some sorts. If you refuse to identify yourself to access the created bubble the web has made for your data type, you will be forced to pay a monthly fee. You watch Anonymous (ID: 9R1CKSQO) 07/01/23(Sat)15:12:09 No.432892668 Is it time to go outside bros? ☐ Anonymous (ID: 9R1CKSQO) 07/01/23(Sat)15:13:12 No.432892782 >>432892641 I already pay a monthly fee for internet You need to be 18+ to post here >>432892892 >>432900524 >>432922993 >>432925626 >>432893631 >>432894368 >> Anonymous (ID: 92e8Axql) 07/01/23(Sat)15:14:05 No.432892870 >>432892927 >>432893339 >>432895412 >>432914020 >>432921813 >>432892268 But then you would find misinformation and start thinking the wrong thoughts Google is protecting you You don't want to end up in Room 101 in the Ministry of Love

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Anon wonders..... | /r/Greentext

21 KB JPG >legal drinking/smoking/gambling age is 18 >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons >all police departments have required civilian oversight Is this the true land of the free?

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Anon visits Japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 07/02/23(Sun) 07:38:31 No.901884200 >be me a white man >travel to Japan for a week long vacation >expecting no problems while in Japan >people there are racist towards me and discriminate against me simply for being white >go home with disappointment at the racist culture >black friend goes to the same place in Japan a month later for a week >calls me and tells me how amazing the people are and how friendly they are, telling me their interest in black culture and even intrigued by rap music >mfw 298 Replies / 41 Images View Thread

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Anon nearly dies from spitting....... | /r/Greentext

52 KB PNG >taking massive s--- >coming out sideways >hurts like hell >feel and hear anus tearing >losing lots of blood >pass out from blood loss >wake up around 15 minutes later >go to wipe >cleanwipe.doc >no blood, no s--- >feel around a------ >someone sewn up my gaping wound and cleaned it >blood and s--- still in toilet Thank you mystery a------ mender, i am forever in your debt

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anon makes it! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 5 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 790778394 Weird achievements thread >be me >never taken a s--- in school >only 5 more months until high school graduation >im going to make it

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Anon doesn't understand | /r/Greentext

12/30/18(Sun)03:07:52 No.788592976 >friends with this girl >asked her once if she was interested in my romantically, or if she was okay just being friends >she chose the latter >be earlier today >she is out shopping, wants me to go with her to give my opinion >after we are done I get the idea to go get something to eat at this restaurant I haven't been to before called Red Kitchen : Anonymous 264 KB PNG >she says she wants to stop somewhere and get food >stops at a gas station >gets hot food there >asks if I want her to drop me off at my house >"nah I'm good. I'm gonna go have dinner at the red kitchen" >she gets p----- off at me for not telling her I was going to eat there before she ordered food because she would have asked me to treat her to dinner >tell her I figured it would be awkward to go out on a date with someone who isn't interested in dating >she gets mad and leaves >calls me later and asks me if I "had a good time eating without her" >tell her I did, and that the alfredo I had was very good >she hangs up What is up with women

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Anon has a great love for his cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 570 KB JPG glass 06/29/23(Sun)17:13:33 No.68827301 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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