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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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RIP internet, we had a good run | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (269 KB, 735x531) To-o Grummz✔ @Grummz It has been a privilege and an honor to s-post with you all. kache (Aacine) @yacineMTB - 19h Feeling pretty lucky to have lived during the open internet golden age.. see you later guys. it was fun 4efd9b8b69bedd682c000022.jpg (30 KB, 400x300) google yandex igdb wait OWTH LADENA AK Do we need a new Internet? SMAY RA >Reddit is committing sudoku >Musk is turning Twitter into the new Gab >Instagram is an aging millennial desperately clinging to what's left of their youth >Facebook is a nursing home >YouTube is a clickbait farm >TikTok is a CCP propaganda outlet / data collection honeypot >"New media" companies like Gawker, Vice, BuzzFeed, etc have been absorbed back into the old corporate media ecosystem >Google, Wikipedia, Quora, Stack Exchange, etc are getting flooded with bot-generated b------- faster than anyone can keep up with >zoomers are too dumb to figure out WordPress blogs with RSS feeds The public internet is over. Hope you all had fun. >>432904955 Anonymous (ID: 6XwThjuJ) 07/01/23(Sat)15:06:45 No.432892069 ► >>432892381 >>432892400 >>432892437 >>432892959 >>432893075 >>432893120 >>432893169 >>432893226 >>432893542 >>432893757 >>432893814 >>432893890 >>432893918 >>432893964 >>432893989 >>432894013 >>432894149 >>432894169 >>432895013 >>432895421 >>432896869 >>432896974 >>432897029 >>432897186 >>432898784 >>432899201 >>432899522 >>432900210 >>432900313 >>432900553 >>432902401 >>432902415 >>432902806 >>432902964 >>432902996 >>432903974 >>432904340 >>432904548 >>432904795 >>432906307 >>432906751 >>432907004 >>432907893 >>432908425 >>432908669 >>432910911 >>432911340 >>432912073 >>432912202 >>432913850 >>432913854 >>432914463 >>432914515 >>432915038 >>432915323 >>432916683 >>432916882 >>432917705 >>432918151 >>432918625 >>432919081 >>432920697 >>432922138 >>432922437 >>432922935 >>432922942 >>432923366 >>432923757 >>432925449 >>432925474 >>432926702 >>432927386 >>432927657 >>432929682 Anonymous 06/30/23(Fri) 13:09:36 No.94377184>>94377432 >>94377668 >>94377763 >>94377963 >>94378085 >>94378117 >>94379582 >>94379598 >>943 >>94380319 >>94380539 >>94380581 >>94380889 >>94380911 >>94381474 >>943 >>94382133 Anonymous (ID: OaovuACN) 07/01/23(Sat)15:08:31 No.432892268 ► >>432892870 >>432893484 >>432895668 >>432896225 >>432897102 >>432899948 >>432903807 >>432904115 >>432905731 >>432922746 >>432927870 Everyone here is technologically dumb. I just want goolge mfs to let me use regex in searches and index more pages. $395 Anonymous (ID: Fhh0pYRm) 07/01/23(Sat) 15:09:22 No.432892381 ► >>432892892 >>432893054 >>432893781 >>432894189 >>432899535 >>432900624 >>432902765 >>432892069 (OP). Honestly, the internet would work fine if it was restricted to white men (no troons) only. Anonymous (ID: WEYEvqgx) 07/01/23(Sat) 15:09:32 No.432892400 ▶ >>432892641 >>432892892 >>432892069 (OP). No. Just let it be gay as it has been for atleast a decade. It's over. What we should do is, dare I say, touch grass >> Anonymous (ID: WkFbcNwl) 07/01/23(Sat) 15:09:51 No.432892437 >>432892069 (OP). >WordPress blogs with RSS feeds That niche has been usurped by Substack >> Anonymous (ID: npAewN+D) 07/01/23(Sat)15:11:51 No.432892641 ► >>432892782 >>432892915 >>432895931 >>432899924 >>432928549 >>432892400 In less than ten years accessing the "internet" will only be possible with a corpo-gov backed entry key of some sorts. If you refuse to identify yourself to access the created bubble the web has made for your data type, you will be forced to pay a monthly fee. You watch Anonymous (ID: 9R1CKSQO) 07/01/23(Sat)15:12:09 No.432892668 Is it time to go outside bros? ☐ Anonymous (ID: 9R1CKSQO) 07/01/23(Sat)15:13:12 No.432892782 >>432892641 I already pay a monthly fee for internet You need to be 18+ to post here >>432892892 >>432900524 >>432922993 >>432925626 >>432893631 >>432894368 >> Anonymous (ID: 92e8Axql) 07/01/23(Sat)15:14:05 No.432892870 >>432892927 >>432893339 >>432895412 >>432914020 >>432921813 >>432892268 But then you would find misinformation and start thinking the wrong thoughts Google is protecting you You don't want to end up in Room 101 in the Ministry of Love

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Anon wonders..... | /r/Greentext

21 KB JPG >legal drinking/smoking/gambling age is 18 >weed is legal >prostitution is de facto legal >no prison labor or private prisons >all police departments have required civilian oversight Is this the true land of the free?

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Anon visits Japan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 07/02/23(Sun) 07:38:31 No.901884200 >be me a white man >travel to Japan for a week long vacation >expecting no problems while in Japan >people there are racist towards me and discriminate against me simply for being white >go home with disappointment at the racist culture >black friend goes to the same place in Japan a month later for a week >calls me and tells me how amazing the people are and how friendly they are, telling me their interest in black culture and even intrigued by rap music >mfw 298 Replies / 41 Images View Thread

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Anon nearly dies from spitting....... | /r/Greentext

52 KB PNG >taking massive s--- >coming out sideways >hurts like hell >feel and hear anus tearing >losing lots of blood >pass out from blood loss >wake up around 15 minutes later >go to wipe >cleanwipe.doc >no blood, no s--- >feel around a------ >someone sewn up my gaping wound and cleaned it >blood and s--- still in toilet Thank you mystery a------ mender, i am forever in your debt

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anon makes it! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 5 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 790778394 Weird achievements thread >be me >never taken a s--- in school >only 5 more months until high school graduation >im going to make it

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Anon doesn't understand | /r/Greentext

12/30/18(Sun)03:07:52 No.788592976 >friends with this girl >asked her once if she was interested in my romantically, or if she was okay just being friends >she chose the latter >be earlier today >she is out shopping, wants me to go with her to give my opinion >after we are done I get the idea to go get something to eat at this restaurant I haven't been to before called Red Kitchen : Anonymous 264 KB PNG >she says she wants to stop somewhere and get food >stops at a gas station >gets hot food there >asks if I want her to drop me off at my house >"nah I'm good. I'm gonna go have dinner at the red kitchen" >she gets p----- off at me for not telling her I was going to eat there before she ordered food because she would have asked me to treat her to dinner >tell her I figured it would be awkward to go out on a date with someone who isn't interested in dating >she gets mad and leaves >calls me later and asks me if I "had a good time eating without her" >tell her I did, and that the alfredo I had was very good >she hangs up What is up with women

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Anon has a great love for his cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 570 KB JPG glass 06/29/23(Sun)17:13:33 No.68827301 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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Anon chats to a guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ugly women are oppressed by mo(...) 5 KB JPG 07/02/23(Sun)06:31:25 No.73872672 >voice chat with robot >he assumes I'm attractive based on the sound of my voice >assure him I'm not and that he'll be highly disappointed once he sees my face >he doesn't believe me and thinks I'm being insecure >finally muster up the courage to send him a photo >he reads my message and never responded back

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Well, at least anon had good intentions? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/23(Wed)09:50:32 No.72925415 >grandma has dementia >like it's really bad, she can't even remember family members >want to improve the situation >idea.exe >record the entire family members' name in a tape like "uncle Jon, aunt Martha..." >set up a small speaker near her bed and play it in loop when she's sleeping every night so she won't forget people >today she goes insane saying everyone is in her head and the only way to get rid of them is killing the entire family did I just mind break my grandma? 2.21 MB PNG

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YouTuber face reveal | /r/Greentext

TERD M6910 Adobe_20221002_191656.png 338 KB PNG >100+ million subs on YouTube >Millions of fans who are constantly horny >Face reveal today >It's literally an average white dude as we all were expecting Was it worth losing your father over?

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Anon celebrates his birthday | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/15/21 (Wed)10:22:58 No.65392282 336 KB PNG >Be me >Turned 23 yesterday >Happy birthday to me >Open phone >Zero notifications >Get a call from mom and dad wishing me and asking about my plans >Tell them I am going out with friends >No one else know my birthday because never bonded much with anyone in college >Have a crush on this girl who still talks to me for some reason, probably out of pity >Wished her every time on her birthday for the past 3 years because oneitis >She then asks about my birthday every time >Tell her every time >Still she never wished me >Get in my car, drive to woods >Spend my whole day alone >At around 6pm receive a call from a guy who handles my brokerage account (yes, I have invested about $2k in some stocks) >He wishes me happy birthday >I say thank you >After few hours of drinking, get back in my car and cry myself to sleep in my small apartment >This how I've been celebrating my birthday for the past few years >Wake up next day and post all this on 4chan This is my life bros. This is it.

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Anon fucks around and finds out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >used to be a friendless KHHV >kinda disliked women, blamed and resented men for being simps and blowing their standards out of proportion >fall in love with a girl who gets close to me for seemingly no reason, hugs me, holds hands with me >she rejects me after 3 months of that >somehow make friends and start going to raves >get approached by ~6 drunk women/women on mdma and make out with them >they all leave me right after and I never get any numbers 49 KB PNG 07/01/23(Sat)07:32:07 No.73864342 >all that through the course of 5 months >meet a friends crush who he's been simping for for months >she likes me, goes out with me and kisses me >friend group immediately evicts me for 'stealing' her >she ghosts me too >completely alone >go on a few dates from girls from dating apps, they just use me for fun (I paid for everything), stop using dating apps >keep going to raves on my own >meet a girl who offers me mdma >split and take it together, then I go home with her, lose my virginity >spend the next two weekends with her, feels like we're bf and gf >she suddenly ghosts me and the next time I go to a rave I see her hanging out with some skinhead >have just been sitting around at home all alone and depressed since then >no longer a KHHV but now I genuinely HATE women sometimes it's better to stay a KHHV guys, stop worrying so much the depression CAN get worse Anonymous >go to s--- places >find s--- women Pottery >>73867016 # 07/01/23(Sat)07:35:14 No.73864357

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