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Anonymous 1 hour ago 5 REPLIES 0 IMAGES 790778394 Weird achievements thread >be me >never taken a s--- in school >only 5 more months until high school graduation >im going to make it

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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12/30/18(Sun)03:07:52 No.788592976 >friends with this girl >asked her once if she was interested in my romantically, or if she was okay just being friends >she chose the latter >be earlier today >she is out shopping, wants me to go with her to give my opinion >after we are done I get the idea to go get something to eat at this restaurant I haven't been to before called Red Kitchen : Anonymous 264 KB PNG >she says she wants to stop somewhere and get food >stops at a gas station >gets hot food there >asks if I want her to drop me off at my house >"nah I'm good. I'm gonna go have dinner at the red kitchen" >she gets p----- off at me for not telling her I was going to eat there before she ordered food because she would have asked me to treat her to dinner >tell her I figured it would be awkward to go out on a date with someone who isn't interested in dating >she gets mad and leaves >calls me later and asks me if I "had a good time eating without her" >tell her I did, and that the alfredo I had was very good >she hangs up What is up with women

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Anon has a great love for his cat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 570 KB JPG glass 06/29/23(Sun)17:13:33 No.68827301 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the >cryinginpublic.jpg >l impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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Anon chats to a guy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ugly women are oppressed by mo(...) 5 KB JPG 07/02/23(Sun)06:31:25 No.73872672 >voice chat with robot >he assumes I'm attractive based on the sound of my voice >assure him I'm not and that he'll be highly disappointed once he sees my face >he doesn't believe me and thinks I'm being insecure >finally muster up the courage to send him a photo >he reads my message and never responded back

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Well, at least anon had good intentions? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/23(Wed)09:50:32 No.72925415 >grandma has dementia >like it's really bad, she can't even remember family members >want to improve the situation >idea.exe >record the entire family members' name in a tape like "uncle Jon, aunt Martha..." >set up a small speaker near her bed and play it in loop when she's sleeping every night so she won't forget people >today she goes insane saying everyone is in her head and the only way to get rid of them is killing the entire family did I just mind break my grandma? 2.21 MB PNG

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YouTuber face reveal | /r/Greentext

TERD M6910 Adobe_20221002_191656.png 338 KB PNG >100+ million subs on YouTube >Millions of fans who are constantly horny >Face reveal today >It's literally an average white dude as we all were expecting Was it worth losing your father over?

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Anon celebrates his birthday | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/15/21 (Wed)10:22:58 No.65392282 336 KB PNG >Be me >Turned 23 yesterday >Happy birthday to me >Open phone >Zero notifications >Get a call from mom and dad wishing me and asking about my plans >Tell them I am going out with friends >No one else know my birthday because never bonded much with anyone in college >Have a crush on this girl who still talks to me for some reason, probably out of pity >Wished her every time on her birthday for the past 3 years because oneitis >She then asks about my birthday every time >Tell her every time >Still she never wished me >Get in my car, drive to woods >Spend my whole day alone >At around 6pm receive a call from a guy who handles my brokerage account (yes, I have invested about $2k in some stocks) >He wishes me happy birthday >I say thank you >After few hours of drinking, get back in my car and cry myself to sleep in my small apartment >This how I've been celebrating my birthday for the past few years >Wake up next day and post all this on 4chan This is my life bros. This is it.

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Anon fucks around and finds out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >used to be a friendless KHHV >kinda disliked women, blamed and resented men for being simps and blowing their standards out of proportion >fall in love with a girl who gets close to me for seemingly no reason, hugs me, holds hands with me >she rejects me after 3 months of that >somehow make friends and start going to raves >get approached by ~6 drunk women/women on mdma and make out with them >they all leave me right after and I never get any numbers 49 KB PNG 07/01/23(Sat)07:32:07 No.73864342 >all that through the course of 5 months >meet a friends crush who he's been simping for for months >she likes me, goes out with me and kisses me >friend group immediately evicts me for 'stealing' her >she ghosts me too >completely alone >go on a few dates from girls from dating apps, they just use me for fun (I paid for everything), stop using dating apps >keep going to raves on my own >meet a girl who offers me mdma >split and take it together, then I go home with her, lose my virginity >spend the next two weekends with her, feels like we're bf and gf >she suddenly ghosts me and the next time I go to a rave I see her hanging out with some skinhead >have just been sitting around at home all alone and depressed since then >no longer a KHHV but now I genuinely HATE women sometimes it's better to stay a KHHV guys, stop worrying so much the depression CAN get worse Anonymous >go to s--- places >find s--- women Pottery >>73867016 # 07/01/23(Sat)07:35:14 No.73864357

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Typical /vp/ discourse | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 00000 0000g Veteres 2 KB PNG : Anonymous >>54025690 # : Anonymous Hoenn >anon >is retarded >old gen >mysterious world full of secrets and cool lore >new gen >literally irl world like france and spain I hate it. 06/30/23(Fri)14:40:47 No.54025276 >>54025276 (OP) # Johto 06/30/23(Fri)14:46:19 No.54025312 06/30/23(Fri)14:46:30 No.54025313 Pokemon-to-real-world.png 159 KB PNG Kanto 1 Sinnoh 2 Sevii Islands

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Anon forgot his medication. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat) 15:22:30 No.73868510 >meet a girl in some videogame >we have a nice conversation, she asks for my discord >we talk for a little while and she asks for my phone number 1.81 MB WEBM >she's a super good looking and thin white girl, f--- I have no chance >one day I send her my picture, thinking she's gonna stop talking to me afterwards like it had happened before with other women >she compliments my looks and continues talking as usual >she puts effort into our conversation, she apologizes for taking too long to answer, she initiates conversations, I wake up to her good morning texts >we have an endless list of things in common and we're very compatible so I ask her out >we meet and start dating, I feel the happiest I've been in my entire life I wish I knew how easy dating was when the woman actually likes you. If I knew that back then I wouldn't have wasted so much effort on women who didn't like me back. I hope I marry this woman because I can never go back to those half hearted women. 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon posts on r/greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat) 19:43:15 No.73867103 794 KB GIF >scan every thread on the board >sort by creation date >click refresh >click refresh >click refresh >close window >open again >repeat until midnight Why do I waste my life doing this? Why can't I stop?

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Sounds perfect. Just needs to go after the right roles and could be a star. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 31 KB JPG 09/30/22(Fri)09:26:28 No.70405895 i'm so ugly it's utterly insane >slipped forehead with neantherdal browbridge >gigantic nose >big jawline >skin looks like i have been in vietnam war i look like 90s movie villain

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