: Anonymous 00000 0000g Veteres 2 KB PNG : Anonymous >>54025690 # : Anonymous Hoenn >anon >is retarded >old gen >mysterious world full of secrets and cool lore >new gen >literally irl world like france and spain I hate it. 06/30/23(Fri)14:40:47 No.54025276 >>54025276 (OP) # Johto 06/30/23(Fri)14:46:19 No.54025312 06/30/23(Fri)14:46:30 No.54025313 Pokemon-to-real-world.png 159 KB PNG Kanto 1 Sinnoh 2 Sevii Islands

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon forgot his medication. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat) 15:22:30 No.73868510 >meet a girl in some videogame >we have a nice conversation, she asks for my discord >we talk for a little while and she asks for my phone number 1.81 MB WEBM >she's a super good looking and thin white girl, f--- I have no chance >one day I send her my picture, thinking she's gonna stop talking to me afterwards like it had happened before with other women >she compliments my looks and continues talking as usual >she puts effort into our conversation, she apologizes for taking too long to answer, she initiates conversations, I wake up to her good morning texts >we have an endless list of things in common and we're very compatible so I ask her out >we meet and start dating, I feel the happiest I've been in my entire life I wish I knew how easy dating was when the woman actually likes you. If I knew that back then I wouldn't have wasted so much effort on women who didn't like me back. I hope I marry this woman because I can never go back to those half hearted women. 3 Replies View Thread

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Anon posts on r/greentext | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/01/23(Sat) 19:43:15 No.73867103 794 KB GIF >scan every thread on the board >sort by creation date >click refresh >click refresh >click refresh >close window >open again >repeat until midnight Why do I waste my life doing this? Why can't I stop?

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Sounds perfect. Just needs to go after the right roles and could be a star. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 50 31 KB JPG 09/30/22(Fri)09:26:28 No.70405895 i'm so ugly it's utterly insane >slipped forehead with neantherdal browbridge >gigantic nose >big jawline >skin looks like i have been in vietnam war i look like 90s movie villain

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Anon has a flaccid penis fetish........ | /r/Greentext

22 KB PNG mfw It never ends >be me >have flacid penis fetish >look at d--- >get hard >wait to get soft >look at d--- >get hard

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Anon is down 2-0 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 06/28/23 (Wed)06:15:37 No.73828722 >she cheated on me with the same guy my last gf cheated on me with how does one cope with this?

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Anon wants a autism gf | /r/Greentext

Anonymous where get autism gf 118 KB JPG 07/01/23(Sat)11:00:08 No.29259746 inb4 >u just want malebrained gf >u just want introverted gf >u just cant handle wooing normal women >u want someone you can easily manipulate >u r fetishizing >they never come out of hiding so good luck loser!!!! 6 Replies / 1 Image no. i don't play video games or watch anime all day. i'm legitimately very handsome have good social skills and financially successful yet all my relationship with normal women sucked ass because of lack of real connection. all my friends are neurodivergent so i know what it's like. i have (real diagnosed) adhd. please don't tell me an anime convention is the only way View Thread Anonymous >>29259746 (OP) # It's easy, but you have to accept that she'll have a d---. 07/01/23(Sat)11:52:57 No.29260002

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Anon has issues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Age 25 >Height 6'5 >Weight 700lbs 06/18/23(Sun)11:27:31 No.73716142 >Virgin Family doesn't count so yes I got this fat because I have an insatiable fetish for turning food into s--- My weight gets in the way of alot of things in my life, every time I slip my finger in my black friends ass crack he slaps me, and his girlfriend won't let me eat her poop. My daily schedule looks. Like this >Wake up in s--- crusted bed, my fat rolls hold most of the s--- in but sometimes a leak springs. >Shout for my sister or our son to come and help out of bed >Pull out a bottle of conditioner that I printed a picture of my friends girlfriend on. >F--- the s--- out of it (sometimes literal s---) >Cooooom >Force my sister wife to drink it >She punches me and I get out of bed

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Anon has dyscalculia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HeLp AnOns 06/24/19(Mon)14:33:56 No.53056693 >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 44 KB JPG >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the do I do HELP ANONS Anonymous Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699

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Anon is “smart but lazy” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 07/01/23(Sat)09:02:01 No.73864830 >"smart but lazy" kid >grew up to learn I'm just f------ stupid >become extremely insecure about my intelligence >if someone says something I don't know about I do everything possible to seem like I do >if someone asks for an explanation on something I'll immediately do it, if I don't know I'll just make some s--- up >if someone else makes a better explanation I get quietly bitter >completely unaware of how much trouble this can get me in Anyone else? I'm f------ tired. How do I get rid of this

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a friendship ruined | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 11:24:37 No.167381515 Report These bother you? >be 13 >move to different state >cant really find my place >befriend classmate >she is pretty nerdy, doesnt have a lot of friends >get along really well >others like to say we are a couple but just shrug it off >fast forward 6 years >present day >still friends >this week, she says she wants to go to the beach >last time I was at the beach was like 5 years ago, I kinda avoid it because im pretty skinny and insecure about my physique >go to beach with her >see her in swimsuit for the first time >she actually has a rocking body >now I can only think about f------ her why did she have to ruin our friendship like this

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