Anonymous where get autism gf 118 KB JPG 07/01/23(Sat)11:00:08 No.29259746 inb4 >u just want malebrained gf >u just want introverted gf >u just cant handle wooing normal women >u want someone you can easily manipulate >u r fetishizing >they never come out of hiding so good luck loser!!!! 6 Replies / 1 Image no. i don't play video games or watch anime all day. i'm legitimately very handsome have good social skills and financially successful yet all my relationship with normal women sucked ass because of lack of real connection. all my friends are neurodivergent so i know what it's like. i have (real diagnosed) adhd. please don't tell me an anime convention is the only way View Thread Anonymous >>29259746 (OP) # It's easy, but you have to accept that she'll have a d---. 07/01/23(Sat)11:52:57 No.29260002

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous >Age 25 >Height 6'5 >Weight 700lbs 06/18/23(Sun)11:27:31 No.73716142 >Virgin Family doesn't count so yes I got this fat because I have an insatiable fetish for turning food into s--- My weight gets in the way of alot of things in my life, every time I slip my finger in my black friends ass crack he slaps me, and his girlfriend won't let me eat her poop. My daily schedule looks. Like this >Wake up in s--- crusted bed, my fat rolls hold most of the s--- in but sometimes a leak springs. >Shout for my sister or our son to come and help out of bed >Pull out a bottle of conditioner that I printed a picture of my friends girlfriend on. >F--- the s--- out of it (sometimes literal s---) >Cooooom >Force my sister wife to drink it >She punches me and I get out of bed

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Anon has dyscalculia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous HeLp AnOns 06/24/19(Mon)14:33:56 No.53056693 >be me >chad face manlet >meet a girl on vidya >she really likes me >we start edating >find out we live close >she asks how tall I am I say 5'8 44 KB JPG >she is 5'6 I'm actually 5'5 and she is coming over today what the do I do HELP ANONS Anonymous Ok listen to me. You have dyslexia and misread your height on the ruler 06/24/19(Mon)14:34:58 No.53056699

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Anon is “smart but lazy” | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 65 KB JPG 07/01/23(Sat)09:02:01 No.73864830 >"smart but lazy" kid >grew up to learn I'm just f------ stupid >become extremely insecure about my intelligence >if someone says something I don't know about I do everything possible to seem like I do >if someone asks for an explanation on something I'll immediately do it, if I don't know I'll just make some s--- up >if someone else makes a better explanation I get quietly bitter >completely unaware of how much trouble this can get me in Anyone else? I'm f------ tired. How do I get rid of this

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a friendship ruined | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Sat 01 Jul 2023 11:24:37 No.167381515 Report These bother you? >be 13 >move to different state >cant really find my place >befriend classmate >she is pretty nerdy, doesnt have a lot of friends >get along really well >others like to say we are a couple but just shrug it off >fast forward 6 years >present day >still friends >this week, she says she wants to go to the beach >last time I was at the beach was like 5 years ago, I kinda avoid it because im pretty skinny and insecure about my physique >go to beach with her >see her in swimsuit for the first time >she actually has a rocking body >now I can only think about f------ her why did she have to ruin our friendship like this

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Anon fumbles the bag | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kuwod9X1 Never talk about politics on a(...) 87 KB PNG C 06/29/23(Thu)08:38:51 No.432546445 > Be me. > Spend two years longing for this girl that works at my local comic book store. > Humping my pillow madly every night. > Decided to do something about it. > Enrolled on Andrew Tate's course. > Spent literally thousands getting myself a little confidence. > Finally have the courage to ask girl out. > She agrees to come for dinner with me. We go to Denny's. > We both ate pancakes and bacon and spoke at length about manga. > At one point we started holding hands under the table and I'm suddenly feeling really hot. > Start to think that this would be the day I kiss my first girl. > Ask for the tab. > I pay the full bill. > Girl then says something like why are you not tipping? > I make a casual comment that tipping is Jewish. > She's stunned and ask what I'm talking about. > I tell her again that tipping is Jewish and if she wanted to she could come back to my place and watch some YouTube videos on their history in Africa and Europe. > She sighs and walks out the restaurant. > I follow her outside and shout that she's an ungrateful fat bitch who has only used me for a free meal. > She drives away.

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Anon climbs a mountain | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 07/09/21(Fri)01:52:50 No.62492809 >it's pretty cool. pretty windy tho >get back to my car as it's getting dark >chug hot Monster Zero Ultra that's been sitting in my center console all day 7/10 it was ok >wake up >feelin kinda depressed >google highest point in my county >mt. whatever >drive 45mins to some trailhead >hike 3 hours to summit >m,mmm sippy sipp >drive home feeling somewhat less depressed 3 Replies View Thread

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anon has the shit blown out of him | /r/Greentext

108 KB JPG >be me >19yo Russian dude >fed pro-Russia s--- since I was born, know no other way of thinking >enlist >go to Ukraine or some s--- >get hit by grenade >ohshitohfuck.png >dying cold and alone 1000 miles away from mommy and fresh tendies >look up >drone >it takes a photo of my last breaths >edgy 9 year old TikTok monkey posts the photo with s----- background music fit for a 2009 pornhub video laughing at my demise

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Anon talks about wasted potential | /r/Greentext

Is Incredibles the most wasted universe? Is Incredibles the most wasted(...) 06/30/23(Fri)15:04:22 No.138027107 IMG_2136.jpg 24 KB JPG >create a sociopathic, narcissistic superhero with OP microwave powers, that saves people exclusively to get laid and famous, and is only a "hero" because he's paid to kill the right people >don't >basically make Homelander before Homelander >could easily being him back to become the villain of the sequel, bringing the morality of supers into question right after the first movie dealt with the legality

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Anon mom discover anon secret folder | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/05/20(Sat)01:11:33 No. 129919342 File: 1599187904873.jpg (54 KB, 908x666) >Mom found my gigachad folder >Says she saw a folder of buff half naked guys on my computer and asks if I'm gay

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Anon has a valid point | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 128 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)10:02:00 No.99633489 If Nirvana were formed today they probably wouldn't even have a single song written, let alone be popular >>99633540 # : Anonymous : Anonymous >>99633489 # Why 11/19/20(Thu)09:55:11 No.99633435 Do you think Nirvana would have been popular if it was formed today? 11/19/20(Thu)10:04:16 No.99633506 11/19/20(Thu)10:09:10 No.99633540 >>99633628 # >>99634389 # >>99633700 # : Anonymous 11/19/20(Thu)10:13:35 No.99633577 11/19/20(Thu)10:19:34 No.99633628 : Anonymous >>99633540 # Because they only just formed today >>99633674 # >>99633872 #

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