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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon wants answers | /r/Greentext

423 KB PNG >Guys say they like bigger asses and boobs >This is okay >Girls say they like taller men and bigger d---- >Suddenly this is wrong Why?

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Anon got ignored | /r/Greentext

76 KB JPG >be me >in line for cashier >notice guy has bag full of these squid plushies >want to know where he got them so I can get one for my gf >say "excuse me sir" as politely as I can >completely ignored I hate people so f------ much

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anon browses /vp/ | /r/Greentext

1668729982173653s.jpg (7 KB, 239x250) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)14:05:02 No.73622056 >>73622103 >>73622139 >there is currently a thread about pigfucking on /vp/ right now how do we end all degenerates and women lol Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)14:08:16 No.73622074 ✓ >>73623348 >>73623356 1666672359346.webm (140 KB, 480x400) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao title >>>/vp/53918541 Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)14:13:33 No.73622103 >>73622148 >>73622056 (OP). We need more women, they wouldnt make threads about f------ pigs Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)14:14:23 No.73622109 ✓ >pokemon board >thread about f------ pigs this is unironically why I love 4chan

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Anon having self realisation | /r/Greentext

>go outside >be low status undesirable male >see happy couples >see pretty girls dressed in summer clothes >see groups of friends >realize these things aren't meant for someone like me >the world outside is that bad

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Anon did it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I did it guys. 17 KB PNG 06/06/23(Tue)09:44:47 No.73577599 >be me >lifelong teenage mutant ninja turtles fan >not as extreme as some collectors, but I have a lot of the action figures >recently got the nice April O'Neil figure from neca >figure was based on her look from the 1990 movie >it was special to me because that was my all time favorite turtles film >told myself I wouldn't take it out of the packaging >took it out of the packaging >told myself I wouldn't c-- on her >came all over her I washed it off but it just doesn't feel the same now. I think I'm going to buy another one to keep in the packaging. I'll have one to display and one to splooge on.

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anon is testing the limits of what will get him banned from reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wetO4CeE) >be ezra miller >have a penis >don't have t--- 06/10/23(Sat)03:50:05 No.430100036 >not a dude though >exist outside confines of socially constructed gender codes I'll call a dude she if a n---- identifies as a bitch but I refuse to call a nOnBiNaRy person they. He or she. Pick one you entitled f-----

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Anon isbself aware | /r/Greentext

[Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 000b3740368afc66538e00454(...).jpg (37 KB, 850x476) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)22:35:24 No.900690378 >>900690528 >be me >redditor fo the past 15 years >create greentext for r/greentext >post it for hella karma >you mad, bros? Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)22:39:13 No.900690528 >>900690378 (OP) huh? [Index] [Catalog] [Top] [Update]

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Anon having good life | /r/Greentext

216 KB PNG >be me >at the beach >see topless hottie >booba.jpeg >life is good

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Anon read Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

>>84048818 >>84051555 >>84047845 >grotesque masculine hulking subhuman enters women's bathroom and attacks little girl wow, Rowling, real subtle

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Anon wants a refund | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 06/10/23(Sat)07:19:48 No.900691994 Please tell me there is an afterlife where there is only happy and fun and no sad and no suffering. I want a refund from God 06/10/23(Sat)07:20:52 No.900692022 : Anonymous >>900691994 (OP) # Nope, you get your one life on earth and then its over. So dont waste it, and if you try to waste that of others you deserve every bit of pain you being upon yourself. : Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)07:20:54 No.900692023 there is an afterlife where there is only happy and fun and no sad and no suffering. : Anonymous make the best of what you got i'm at a point where losing a limb or severe facial damage wouldn't even stop me stop giving up and stop fapping seriously 06/10/23(Sat)07:23:04 No.900692106 06/10/23(Sat)07:53:53 No.900693185 : Anonymous >>900691994 (OP) # Convert to Islam anon, do good to people, worship god properly, and you will be granted Jannah (Heaven) رأت ولا أذن سمعت ولا خطر على بال بشر حيث لا عين رأت ولا أذن 06/10/23(Sat) 07:58:00 No.900693330 : Anonymous >>900691994 (OP) # look man, sometimes a man's got to do what he's meant to do when he's meant to do it, even if he doesn't really want to. your memories should be of fun and friendship and the weakness within the strength of youth, for reasons undefined. don't you realize that evil lives in the m------------ skin?

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Anon reacts to Reddit censoring the stabbing of children by a migrant in France | /r/Greentext

File: redditsucks.png (99 KB, 964x714) C Posted by u/zarabarrus 11 hours ago 310 France stabbing attack leaves several children seriously wounded in Annecy, in the French Alps Removed - Duplicate 57 Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/europe. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to their purpose. Posted by u/LeMonde_en 11 hours ago Annecy: Several children injured in knife attack. The suspect, a Syrian refugee, has been arrested. Removed - Duplicate Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/europe. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to Posted by u/JohnMVP 17 hours ago ↑ 29 Children among several stabbed in Annecy attack Not Appropriate Subreddit Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/worldnews. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to 188 France stabbing: Children attacked by knifeman in Annecy park - BBC News Not Appropriate Subreddit Anonymous (ID: gypral5m) 06/08/23(Thu)20:04:51 No.429938001 I don't know what this reddit place is, but I assume you are a dumb person for visiting it About Community >>429938074 r/europe Europe: 50 (+6) countries, 23 746M people... 1 subreddit. Created Jan 25, 2008 About Community r/europe Europe: 50 (+6) countries, 230 746M people... 1 subreddit. E About Community r/worldnews A place for major news from a world, excluding US-internal r Cicalcu jail 29, 200O Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/worldnews. Mnrleratore remnie nnoto from faerlo for a varietunf resonne, including beanina nammunities cafe civil and true th No mention of the Annecy attack on Reddit. Remember brown people are incapable of doing bad things Anonymous (ID: WJYEXX) [+06/08/23(Thu)20:0 You'd think reddit's hatred of religion would be enough to balance this out but nope. Anonymous (ID: aJ+3BJsf | 06/08/23(Thu)20:03:49 No.429937925 >>429937750 (OP) Don't let the public know our s----- policies endanger your children! r/worldnews A place for major news from a world, excluding US-internal n

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Anon goes to the club | /r/Greentext

Did I f--- up? >go to club >see girl eyeing me >approach her >we dance and drink and end up going back to her hotel room >we cuddle and sleep next to each other while i'm in my underwear So when was the sex part supposed to happen? Or was it? I'll be seeing her again tonight.

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