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76 KB JPG >be me >in line for cashier >notice guy has bag full of these squid plushies >want to know where he got them so I can get one for my gf >say "excuse me sir" as politely as I can >completely ignored I hate people so f------ much

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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anon browses /vp/ | /r/Greentext

1668729982173653s.jpg (7 KB, 239x250) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)14:05:02 No.73622056 >>73622103 >>73622139 >there is currently a thread about pigfucking on /vp/ right now how do we end all degenerates and women lol Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)14:08:16 No.73622074 ✓ >>73623348 >>73623356 1666672359346.webm (140 KB, 480x400) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao title >>>/vp/53918541 Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)14:13:33 No.73622103 >>73622148 >>73622056 (OP). We need more women, they wouldnt make threads about f------ pigs Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)14:14:23 No.73622109 ✓ >pokemon board >thread about f------ pigs this is unironically why I love 4chan

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Anon having self realisation | /r/Greentext

>go outside >be low status undesirable male >see happy couples >see pretty girls dressed in summer clothes >see groups of friends >realize these things aren't meant for someone like me >the world outside is that bad

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Anon did it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I did it guys. 17 KB PNG 06/06/23(Tue)09:44:47 No.73577599 >be me >lifelong teenage mutant ninja turtles fan >not as extreme as some collectors, but I have a lot of the action figures >recently got the nice April O'Neil figure from neca >figure was based on her look from the 1990 movie >it was special to me because that was my all time favorite turtles film >told myself I wouldn't take it out of the packaging >took it out of the packaging >told myself I wouldn't c-- on her >came all over her I washed it off but it just doesn't feel the same now. I think I'm going to buy another one to keep in the packaging. I'll have one to display and one to splooge on.

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anon is testing the limits of what will get him banned from reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: wetO4CeE) >be ezra miller >have a penis >don't have t--- 06/10/23(Sat)03:50:05 No.430100036 >not a dude though >exist outside confines of socially constructed gender codes I'll call a dude she if a n---- identifies as a bitch but I refuse to call a nOnBiNaRy person they. He or she. Pick one you entitled f-----

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Anon isbself aware | /r/Greentext

[Index] [Catalog] [Bottom] 000b3740368afc66538e00454(...).jpg (37 KB, 850x476) google yandex iqdb wait Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)22:35:24 No.900690378 >>900690528 >be me >redditor fo the past 15 years >create greentext for r/greentext >post it for hella karma >you mad, bros? Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)22:39:13 No.900690528 >>900690378 (OP) huh? [Index] [Catalog] [Top] [Update]

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Anon having good life | /r/Greentext

216 KB PNG >be me >at the beach >see topless hottie >booba.jpeg >life is good

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Anon read Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

>>84048818 >>84051555 >>84047845 >grotesque masculine hulking subhuman enters women's bathroom and attacks little girl wow, Rowling, real subtle

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Anon wants a refund | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG 06/10/23(Sat)07:19:48 No.900691994 Please tell me there is an afterlife where there is only happy and fun and no sad and no suffering. I want a refund from God 06/10/23(Sat)07:20:52 No.900692022 : Anonymous >>900691994 (OP) # Nope, you get your one life on earth and then its over. So dont waste it, and if you try to waste that of others you deserve every bit of pain you being upon yourself. : Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)07:20:54 No.900692023 there is an afterlife where there is only happy and fun and no sad and no suffering. : Anonymous make the best of what you got i'm at a point where losing a limb or severe facial damage wouldn't even stop me stop giving up and stop fapping seriously 06/10/23(Sat)07:23:04 No.900692106 06/10/23(Sat)07:53:53 No.900693185 : Anonymous >>900691994 (OP) # Convert to Islam anon, do good to people, worship god properly, and you will be granted Jannah (Heaven) رأت ولا أذن سمعت ولا خطر على بال بشر حيث لا عين رأت ولا أذن 06/10/23(Sat) 07:58:00 No.900693330 : Anonymous >>900691994 (OP) # look man, sometimes a man's got to do what he's meant to do when he's meant to do it, even if he doesn't really want to. your memories should be of fun and friendship and the weakness within the strength of youth, for reasons undefined. don't you realize that evil lives in the m------------ skin?

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Anon reacts to Reddit censoring the stabbing of children by a migrant in France | /r/Greentext

File: redditsucks.png (99 KB, 964x714) C Posted by u/zarabarrus 11 hours ago 310 France stabbing attack leaves several children seriously wounded in Annecy, in the French Alps Removed - Duplicate 57 Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/europe. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to their purpose. Posted by u/LeMonde_en 11 hours ago Annecy: Several children injured in knife attack. The suspect, a Syrian refugee, has been arrested. Removed - Duplicate Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/europe. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to Posted by u/JohnMVP 17 hours ago ↑ 29 Children among several stabbed in Annecy attack Not Appropriate Subreddit Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/worldnews. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to 188 France stabbing: Children attacked by knifeman in Annecy park - BBC News Not Appropriate Subreddit Anonymous (ID: gypral5m) 06/08/23(Thu)20:04:51 No.429938001 I don't know what this reddit place is, but I assume you are a dumb person for visiting it About Community >>429938074 r/europe Europe: 50 (+6) countries, 23 746M people... 1 subreddit. Created Jan 25, 2008 About Community r/europe Europe: 50 (+6) countries, 230 746M people... 1 subreddit. E About Community r/worldnews A place for major news from a world, excluding US-internal r Cicalcu jail 29, 200O Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/worldnews. Mnrleratore remnie nnoto from faerlo for a varietunf resonne, including beanina nammunities cafe civil and true th No mention of the Annecy attack on Reddit. Remember brown people are incapable of doing bad things Anonymous (ID: WJYEXX) [+06/08/23(Thu)20:0 You'd think reddit's hatred of religion would be enough to balance this out but nope. Anonymous (ID: aJ+3BJsf | 06/08/23(Thu)20:03:49 No.429937925 >>429937750 (OP) Don't let the public know our s----- policies endanger your children! r/worldnews A place for major news from a world, excluding US-internal n

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Anon goes to the club | /r/Greentext

Did I f--- up? >go to club >see girl eyeing me >approach her >we dance and drink and end up going back to her hotel room >we cuddle and sleep next to each other while i'm in my underwear So when was the sex part supposed to happen? Or was it? I'll be seeing her again tonight.

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advance is not advancing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/09/23 (Fri)22:23:01 No.34978798 >>34978808 >>34978809 >>34978932 >>34978978 >>34979147 >>34979632 >>34979877 >>34979888 >be advanced technology alien >crash Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)22:24:22 No.349788C

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Anon's road to divinity | /r/Greentext

45 KB JPG >be me >21M >wants to embody and make something divine/superanimal >things like music, art, engineering, science, all things that animals cannot fathom I consider divine >tries music but is too boring after a while of not being able to sight read pieces instantly like some can >tries drawing but is bad at it and constantly debating whether to do music instead >tries le meditation but does not accomplish anything apart from sitting like a retard trying to let go of control. Also no cool prophantasia visuals. >too brainlet and lazy to do engineering or math. How the f--- anons? How do I find my one autistic interest to latch unto and study the hell out of? Full fledged autists have it too good.

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