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File: redditsucks.png (99 KB, 964x714) C Posted by u/zarabarrus 11 hours ago 310 France stabbing attack leaves several children seriously wounded in Annecy, in the French Alps Removed - Duplicate 57 Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/europe. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to their purpose. Posted by u/LeMonde_en 11 hours ago Annecy: Several children injured in knife attack. The suspect, a Syrian refugee, has been arrested. Removed - Duplicate Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/europe. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to Posted by u/JohnMVP 17 hours ago ↑ 29 Children among several stabbed in Annecy attack Not Appropriate Subreddit Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/worldnews. Moderators remove posts from feeds for a variety of reasons, including keeping communities safe, civil, and true to 188 France stabbing: Children attacked by knifeman in Annecy park - BBC News Not Appropriate Subreddit Anonymous (ID: gypral5m) 06/08/23(Thu)20:04:51 No.429938001 I don't know what this reddit place is, but I assume you are a dumb person for visiting it About Community >>429938074 r/europe Europe: 50 (+6) countries, 23 746M people... 1 subreddit. Created Jan 25, 2008 About Community r/europe Europe: 50 (+6) countries, 230 746M people... 1 subreddit. E About Community r/worldnews A place for major news from a world, excluding US-internal r Cicalcu jail 29, 200O Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/worldnews. Mnrleratore remnie nnoto from faerlo for a varietunf resonne, including beanina nammunities cafe civil and true th No mention of the Annecy attack on Reddit. Remember brown people are incapable of doing bad things Anonymous (ID: WJYEXX) [+06/08/23(Thu)20:0 You'd think reddit's hatred of religion would be enough to balance this out but nope. Anonymous (ID: aJ+3BJsf | 06/08/23(Thu)20:03:49 No.429937925 >>429937750 (OP) Don't let the public know our s----- policies endanger your children! r/worldnews A place for major news from a world, excluding US-internal n

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon goes to the club | /r/Greentext

Did I f--- up? >go to club >see girl eyeing me >approach her >we dance and drink and end up going back to her hotel room >we cuddle and sleep next to each other while i'm in my underwear So when was the sex part supposed to happen? Or was it? I'll be seeing her again tonight.

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advance is not advancing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/09/23 (Fri)22:23:01 No.34978798 >>34978808 >>34978809 >>34978932 >>34978978 >>34979147 >>34979632 >>34979877 >>34979888 >be advanced technology alien >crash Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)22:24:22 No.349788C

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Anon's road to divinity | /r/Greentext

45 KB JPG >be me >21M >wants to embody and make something divine/superanimal >things like music, art, engineering, science, all things that animals cannot fathom I consider divine >tries music but is too boring after a while of not being able to sight read pieces instantly like some can >tries drawing but is bad at it and constantly debating whether to do music instead >tries le meditation but does not accomplish anything apart from sitting like a retard trying to let go of control. Also no cool prophantasia visuals. >too brainlet and lazy to do engineering or math. How the f--- anons? How do I find my one autistic interest to latch unto and study the hell out of? Full fledged autists have it too good.

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Anon talks about Lumumba | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)23:19:43 No.900673482 >Be me >Autistic >Never really had much luck with the ladies in my high school days >Now I'm in uni, I'm doing alright, mostly by larping as a normalfag >The other day, I was in a girls dorm room with her roommate and boyfriend >We were playing Mario Kart on their Switch >Thus far, I'd gotten by alright. Kept the conversation about stuff like Love Island and getting drunk. 386 KB JPG >As we're playing Mario Kart, I use the blue shell against the girl I'm trying to f--- >Yell "Damn, bitch! You got Lumumba'd" >They ask what i just said >At that point, my autism kicks in and I spend the next 5 minutes talking uninterrupted about Patrice Lumumba getting democratically elected, planning to nationalise Congolese resources and the CIA and Belgian operatives working to overthrow him and install Mobutu and how my joke worked because Lumumba was put to death by firing squad >I talk so quickly they can't interrupt >When I finish, they all seem pretty quite and slightly freaked out. I didn't end up having sex and have been left on delivered (probably half swiped) for several day I hate my autism at this point

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Anon develops a new AI business plan | /r/Greentext

is this ethical? help. >be me, wedding photographer in NYC >wedding costs are going up, photographer is the first thing to cut >decide to undercut the market, offering Al generated photos of people at their weddings at a 75% discount using stable diffusion 1.53 MB PNG >brides actually love this, I make their weddings look like their Pinterest dreams, bride can look as skinny and hot as she wants >I print 100 photos for each bride, currently doing 10 brides per day >I'm making 5x my old income with no overhead, no cameras >lots of free time, talking to bridesmaids all day to make them look hot too, feelsgoodman >people who can't afford weddings use me, look super happy, cry when they see the photos >talked to friend in the same biz: struggling, no clients, heard there was some guy making Al generated wedding photos, f--- Should I keep doing this? I feel bad for my friends, but I'm getting rich

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Anon is a victim of gamer oppression | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 9 KB JPG 07/08/19(Mon)02:44:22 No.804134604 >be me >30 something anon who's never gotten laid unless you count my loli body pillow >decide to go downtown for an anime convention >on subway >see a girl with bright pink hair get a raging hard on >immediately >waddle over >pull out a tendie from my pocket >"care for a tendie, milady?" >she looks weirded out so i go in for the kiss real smooth like >she f------ kicks my balls >sprints out of the train, screaming "help" >why do people treat us gamers like this?

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Anon visits his coworker | /r/Greentext

9h (10/2 15:14) 65605696 17 Re 3 Img JPG 14KB (403 × 335) 10 Replies >construction work >coworker Tyrone(yes, actually Tyrone) forgot his safety glasses >ask him if I should bring them to him >he says yes but "cant pay you a dollar", gives me address >he lives in a complete ghetto, absolute s------- >find his apartment, s------- my pants >opens door, says come in >his apartment is a tiny one room one >the only things there are a f------ light bulb, a run-down couch, and a sink and boiler >no actual kitchen or fridge or anything else >all his s--- is on the ground, the only food is cup ramen with chicken or beef flavor >s--- ton >no internet either >gives me some prepared ramen cup as a thank you >ask him if hes a minimalist or some s--- >"nah bro i hate my life so im saving money to hop social classes" >he invests 95% of his income into stocks, crypto and some shady s--- >he doesnt have any family or close friends, the apartment is everything he owns >starting working the day he got a high school diploma >ask him how much money hes saving >"i got like 2.3 mil right now but Im not stopping until I have 5mil, III probably kill myself if the stock market crashes and I lose it all. Go hard or go home" >hes been living like this for 11 years

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Anon isn't impressed by the new Indiana Jones. | /r/Greentext

File: s-l1600.jpg (398 KB, 1066x1600) A LEGEND WILL FACE HIS DESTINY. INDIAN J DIRL OF DESTINY TE ARE "JUNY 20 TERURBA PELO FREE TRA The Film Industry is a Joke Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)11:34:43 No. 186143202 >Bob Iger: Kathleen, it looks like your plan to revitalize Star Wars by having a sassy, know it all British brunette girl be good at everything and mentor the heroes of the classic films ended up alienating a lot of fans and ultimately led us to shelving one of the most expensive franchises ever made. >Kathleen Kennedy: Don't worry, I have a plan to revise Indiana Jones that's ever better. We'll have a sassy, know it all British brunette girl be good at everything and mentor the heroes of the classic films. >Bob Iger: First of all, here's $300,000,000.

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Anon get rejected | /r/Greentext

Part 1 of 3: Accepting Your Death 475 KB PNG >be me >be 14 or so >live in college apartments and above a cute girl >think of some way to impress her >lightbulb.png >walk downstairs one night to check my mail >quietly drop a $1 bill on the ground >cute girl outside, notices I dropped it >sir, you dropped your dollar bill! >turn around slowly >"you can keep it" >walk away >mfw remembering this a few years later and realizing how cringe this was

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Anon lived happy ever after | /r/Greentext

394 KB PNG Greentext's are dumb but f--- it. I have a story to tell >Me at college >Be at library. Looking for some books >See a girl sitting at a random table >She's f------ adorable. Dark hair, mesmerizing green eyes >not the most confided guy but think F--- it. I'll try >walk up to her and say a cheesy pick up line >doesn't respond >"Excuse me?" >She notices me and looks up at me >does something in sign language >Turns out she's deaf >excuse myself and turn around defeated. Way to embarrased to keep the conversation going >stop myself half way out the library >gather up all my courage and walk back >sit down next to her and write "You're cute. Want to go out?" On a sticky note >she reads it and looks at me >I smile like a dumbass while she looks me over >she eventually nods and scribbles her number on the note >her name is Alice >we go out that Friday >we have a great time >fast forward to a few months later >we're officially dating >learn sign language for her >getting pretty good at it >the first thing I learned to sign was "I love you" >Fast forward again to yesterday >Today is the day >Me, Her mom, brother and me are sitting in the doctor's office >they gradually turn up her implant >she starts crying because she hears her mom for the first time >I remain silent >her mom and brother and talking to her, crying all the while >eventually she looks at me >I move closer to he >tell her something I wanted to say from the day I met her in the library >"I love you. Please marry me" She said yes. I made the greatest day of her life just a little bit better. I love her so much

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Anon loses interest in same sex | /r/Greentext

DOPAMEME APP PRAY THE GAY AWAY 82 KB JPG >Be me, gay >Meet a cute boy at the gym >He's doing squats, so I guess he's a gay bottom >We talk, and really hit it off >We start to hang out outside outside of the gym, we go to cafés to drink coffee, etc. >We become great friends, and we hang out in each other's homes >One day, while watching a movie, things get heated >We start making out, and I'm on top of him, ready to d--- him down >I take off his shirt >She has small little boobs >OMG she's a boymoder! >Feels too awkward to stop now, so I suck her t--- and f--- her until we both c-- >I guess I'm straight now >We start dating, and have sex many more times >I stop masturbating to gay p---, and eventually I lose all interest in the same sex

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