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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon isn't impressed by the new Indiana Jones. | /r/Greentext

File: s-l1600.jpg (398 KB, 1066x1600) A LEGEND WILL FACE HIS DESTINY. INDIAN J DIRL OF DESTINY TE ARE "JUNY 20 TERURBA PELO FREE TRA The Film Industry is a Joke Anonymous 06/09/23(Fri)11:34:43 No. 186143202 >Bob Iger: Kathleen, it looks like your plan to revitalize Star Wars by having a sassy, know it all British brunette girl be good at everything and mentor the heroes of the classic films ended up alienating a lot of fans and ultimately led us to shelving one of the most expensive franchises ever made. >Kathleen Kennedy: Don't worry, I have a plan to revise Indiana Jones that's ever better. We'll have a sassy, know it all British brunette girl be good at everything and mentor the heroes of the classic films. >Bob Iger: First of all, here's $300,000,000.

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Anon get rejected | /r/Greentext

Part 1 of 3: Accepting Your Death 475 KB PNG >be me >be 14 or so >live in college apartments and above a cute girl >think of some way to impress her >lightbulb.png >walk downstairs one night to check my mail >quietly drop a $1 bill on the ground >cute girl outside, notices I dropped it >sir, you dropped your dollar bill! >turn around slowly >"you can keep it" >walk away >mfw remembering this a few years later and realizing how cringe this was

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Anon lived happy ever after | /r/Greentext

394 KB PNG Greentext's are dumb but f--- it. I have a story to tell >Me at college >Be at library. Looking for some books >See a girl sitting at a random table >She's f------ adorable. Dark hair, mesmerizing green eyes >not the most confided guy but think F--- it. I'll try >walk up to her and say a cheesy pick up line >doesn't respond >"Excuse me?" >She notices me and looks up at me >does something in sign language >Turns out she's deaf >excuse myself and turn around defeated. Way to embarrased to keep the conversation going >stop myself half way out the library >gather up all my courage and walk back >sit down next to her and write "You're cute. Want to go out?" On a sticky note >she reads it and looks at me >I smile like a dumbass while she looks me over >she eventually nods and scribbles her number on the note >her name is Alice >we go out that Friday >we have a great time >fast forward to a few months later >we're officially dating >learn sign language for her >getting pretty good at it >the first thing I learned to sign was "I love you" >Fast forward again to yesterday >Today is the day >Me, Her mom, brother and me are sitting in the doctor's office >they gradually turn up her implant >she starts crying because she hears her mom for the first time >I remain silent >her mom and brother and talking to her, crying all the while >eventually she looks at me >I move closer to he >tell her something I wanted to say from the day I met her in the library >"I love you. Please marry me" She said yes. I made the greatest day of her life just a little bit better. I love her so much

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Anon loses interest in same sex | /r/Greentext

DOPAMEME APP PRAY THE GAY AWAY 82 KB JPG >Be me, gay >Meet a cute boy at the gym >He's doing squats, so I guess he's a gay bottom >We talk, and really hit it off >We start to hang out outside outside of the gym, we go to cafés to drink coffee, etc. >We become great friends, and we hang out in each other's homes >One day, while watching a movie, things get heated >We start making out, and I'm on top of him, ready to d--- him down >I take off his shirt >She has small little boobs >OMG she's a boymoder! >Feels too awkward to stop now, so I suck her t--- and f--- her until we both c-- >I guess I'm straight now >We start dating, and have sex many more times >I stop masturbating to gay p---, and eventually I lose all interest in the same sex

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Anons brother plays piano | /r/Greentext

11 17 KB PNG >be me > talking with my little brother on snap chat > hes 18 im 20 > he sends a snap on his new piano and in the corner of the picture you can see his penis in the reflection >mfw >i screenshot out of panic, think it may be funny >now have picture of my brothers penis in my camera roll : Anonymous how very heterosexual of you 08/21/21(Sat) 07:38:29 No.86147773

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Anon is not very likeable | /r/Greentext

>bullied throughout high school >no issues with making friends, but I quickly alienate them >they usually don't understand me and mock views on life >the phrase [my name] moment whenever I do something or someone does something funny always exists >even online I quickly don't get along with other people and don't last long in communities 632 KB JPG Should I just become a hermit at this point? What's with NPCs and expecting normality? I don't even care about finding a partner because I know that ultimately, I won't last long with them either. I found that I can quickly make friends, but I end up being disliked by them or even mocked once I open up about myself. Do I literally never open up to others?

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Anon has got some serious issues | /r/Greentext

PROBLEM 96 KB JPG >enter a p--- caption thread >don't read any of the captions but just fap to the pictures

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God is a woman | /r/Greentext

[+] God is a woman Anon-3 hours ago eb6087 No.44630 c3725577f763a7501cfab... f1c1f0f032f87d03 [Hide] (381.8KB, 531x753) Reverse God must be a woman yaaro, there is no way a male god could be that cruel to his own sons. Just look at this. >woman hate poor people >god hates poor people >woman love rich people >god loves rich people too >woman when given power bring in stupid concepts like "gender as social construct" >god made created humans >women have innate desire to kill their sons >god let those faots kill his own son and crucify him >women make such rules that they do not have to face any consequences, for example pur current gynocentric judiciary >god made such rules that only humans had to follow. There is no way god is not woman, we cannot trust a woman for our spiritual awakening or with our afterlife.

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Anon, or Clayton Grady, thinks Otis is sexy | /r/Greentext

File: who else thinks otis is sexy.jpg (9 KB, 299x403) Clayton Grady 06/09/23(Fri)10:04:39 No.900648369 >be le wageslave at superdupermarketslaves >le wageslave at le legal slavetraders >just trying to humbly slave >corporate radio plays a song through the store >I really, really like this song >"and I won't" >"back" >"down" >"I will stand" >"my" >"ground" >emmediately think of Otis again >begin weeping, massive stiffy in my pants, customers are frightened >manager sends me home and says just have a couple sick days mate >get back to my hyumble little home >open palm slam my DVD copy of Barnyard into my housemate's console >haven't eaten in a couple days >got steaks in the fridge for tonight >life is good

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Burst Into Treats | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/20/10(Tue)04:08:1 No.10187641 >Halloween >Got no candy because so many pedos >My mom bursts into treats >just for me >thanks mom >Best candy ever

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Anon had a bad day | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 09/29/10(Wed)22:32:1 No.11327113 >walking on ice >slip >land on ass >stand up >brush off pants >all the spaghetti falls out of my pockets >slip on spaghetti

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Anon gettin' nostalgia | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "I will remember this moment" >still do

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