Anon is not very likeable | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

>bullied throughout high school >no issues with making friends, but I quickly alienate them >they usually don't understand me and mock views on life >the phrase [my name] moment whenever I do something or someone does something funny always exists >even online I quickly don't get along with other people and don't last long in communities 632 KB JPG Should I just become a hermit at this point? What's with NPCs and expecting normality? I don't even care about finding a partner because I know that ultimately, I won't last long with them either. I found that I can quickly make friends, but I end up being disliked by them or even mocked once I open up about myself. Do I literally never open up to others?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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[+] God is a woman Anon-3 hours ago eb6087 No.44630 c3725577f763a7501cfab... f1c1f0f032f87d03 [Hide] (381.8KB, 531x753) Reverse God must be a woman yaaro, there is no way a male god could be that cruel to his own sons. Just look at this. >woman hate poor people >god hates poor people >woman love rich people >god loves rich people too >woman when given power bring in stupid concepts like "gender as social construct" >god made created humans >women have innate desire to kill their sons >god let those faots kill his own son and crucify him >women make such rules that they do not have to face any consequences, for example pur current gynocentric judiciary >god made such rules that only humans had to follow. There is no way god is not woman, we cannot trust a woman for our spiritual awakening or with our afterlife.

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Anon, or Clayton Grady, thinks Otis is sexy | /r/Greentext

File: who else thinks otis is sexy.jpg (9 KB, 299x403) Clayton Grady 06/09/23(Fri)10:04:39 No.900648369 >be le wageslave at superdupermarketslaves >le wageslave at le legal slavetraders >just trying to humbly slave >corporate radio plays a song through the store >I really, really like this song >"and I won't" >"back" >"down" >"I will stand" >"my" >"ground" >emmediately think of Otis again >begin weeping, massive stiffy in my pants, customers are frightened >manager sends me home and says just have a couple sick days mate >get back to my hyumble little home >open palm slam my DVD copy of Barnyard into my housemate's console >haven't eaten in a couple days >got steaks in the fridge for tonight >life is good

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Burst Into Treats | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/20/10(Tue)04:08:1 No.10187641 >Halloween >Got no candy because so many pedos >My mom bursts into treats >just for me >thanks mom >Best candy ever

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Anon had a bad day | /r/Greentext

>> Anonymous 09/29/10(Wed)22:32:1 No.11327113 >walking on ice >slip >land on ass >stand up >brush off pants >all the spaghetti falls out of my pockets >slip on spaghetti

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Anonymous 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "I will remember this moment" >still do

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: Anonymous FACT 118 KB JPG 1 Reply 06/09/23(Fri)11:21:09 No.73609411 if god didn't want me jacking off he wouldn't have made it feel so good View Thread 06/09/23(Fri)11:22:32 No.73609417 : Anonymous your arms reach exactly to crotch level for a reason

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Anon had a good day | /r/Greentext

>be me, living downtown in a big Canadian city >walk to the grocer today >give perfunctory nod to new brown neighbor that had to be confronted 6 times in as many months about using my driveway as his own property >used to be a quiet chinese family, now it's jamaican looking nogs speaking an unrecognizable language with screeching children and endless visitors >get to the main avenue 730 KB JPG >hassled by panhandlers at every block >bus shacks completely colonized by homeless and packed with heaps of junk >decide to take the backlane >used needles anywhere there's a curb to sit on >looking at a recently burned out vehicle >see my garbage bin that was stolen a couple years ago with my address partially scrubbed off >ponder if its even worth taking back my property. Last time I yelled at vandals smashing car windows, they came back and smashed my window. >exit lane, walking down sidewalk >have to cross the road cause a squaw woman in a tracksuit dropped her pants and started s------- on the boulevard just ahead of me Today was a good day. I didn't step in any feces. Didn't get attacked by stray dogs. And no one tried to mug me.

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Something serious is happening | /r/Greentext

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Anonymous 1.43 MB PNG 2 Replies 01/09/23 (Mon)13:21:00 No.71756855 >>71756997 # >Mom walked in on me with my practice gf (male) Anonymous >>71756855 (OP) # Can we see your practice gf? View Thread 01/09/23 (Mon)13:25:05 No.71756888 : Anonymous >>71756888 # No, his wet boipussy is only for me. 01/09/23 (Mon)13:37:27 No.71756997

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: Anonymous 10/24/22(Mon) 09:31:09 No.172717319 >not to mention >mentions it 44 KB JPG : Anonymous 367 KB PNG : Anonymous 8 KB PNG : Anonymous 275 KB PNG 10/24/22(Mon)09:34:33 No.172717375 >needless to say >says it 10/24/22(Mon)09:35:46 No.172717399 >not to be racist but >is racist 10/24/22(Mon)09:36:11 No.172717404 >thought >He didn't think

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