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[+] God is a woman Anon-3 hours ago eb6087 No.44630 c3725577f763a7501cfab... f1c1f0f032f87d03 [Hide] (381.8KB, 531x753) Reverse God must be a woman yaaro, there is no way a male god could be that cruel to his own sons. Just look at this. >woman hate poor people >god hates poor people >woman love rich people >god loves rich people too >woman when given power bring in stupid concepts like "gender as social construct" >god made created humans >women have innate desire to kill their sons >god let those faots kill his own son and crucify him >women make such rules that they do not have to face any consequences, for example pur current gynocentric judiciary >god made such rules that only humans had to follow. There is no way god is not woman, we cannot trust a woman for our spiritual awakening or with our afterlife.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous FACT 118 KB JPG 1 Reply 06/09/23(Fri)11:21:09 No.73609411 if god didn't want me jacking off he wouldn't have made it feel so good View Thread 06/09/23(Fri)11:22:32 No.73609417 : Anonymous your arms reach exactly to crotch level for a reason

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: Anonymous 10/24/22(Mon) 09:31:09 No.172717319 >not to mention >mentions it 44 KB JPG : Anonymous 367 KB PNG : Anonymous 8 KB PNG : Anonymous 275 KB PNG 10/24/22(Mon)09:34:33 No.172717375 >needless to say >says it 10/24/22(Mon)09:35:46 No.172717399 >not to be racist but >is racist 10/24/22(Mon)09:36:11 No.172717404 >thought >He didn't think

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