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Anonymous (ID: K4SSfNk9) 62 KB JPG 05/26/23(Fri)01:03:58 No.428368271 Times you were a total sperg with girls. I'll start >Thicc qt3.14 is into me at school junior year >Obviously is trying to get a piece of me but I'm nervous >Can't even get words out properly but she doesn't care >She invites me for a hike inawoods with friends >I show up but there's only her there >Tells me that they got other plans last minute >"C-c-c-c-coolll." >We begin walking >It's peaceful >Spring smell in the air >We talk about how nice and pleasant it is >Eventually see a park bench and sit down together >We're really close >She says the bench is uncomfortable while scooting her precious ass over to me >Asks if she can sit on my lap >F------ diamonds >Hearts beating, she smells like the best thing ever, feels great just being with her >"Sure." >Holy f--- don't stutter >She places her soft golden ass on my lap >Head is spinning >Freak out and throw her on the ground and start kissing her face all over and grabbing her body >She screams pulls out a pocket knife and stabs me >Knife is stuck in my side >Runs away >I go home and bandage my cut >Never speak to her again >Still have the knife to this day

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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