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![Anonymous [Report] 2015-01-19 14:27:18 Post No.593621158 >23 years old >sick of being virgin >go on dating site, send messages to literally every single girl within 25 miles of me. >at least 500 messages sent >2-3 fat/ugly chicks actually get back to me >pick one out that's closest to me (and not black) >end up going out with her a few times, meet her friends >her friends are actually chill as f--- and I wouldn't mind being a part of their group >spend about a month making out/oral sex >after about 2 months we talk, she feels we're getting serious enough that she wants to have sex >she's a virgin, I lied and said I wasn't >Have super awkward sex, last about 30 seconds before I c-- >leave, never speak to her again. >Looked her up on facebook recently and she's now engaged to a girl hotter than my current girlfriend tl;dr I was a fat lesbian's one bad experience that she probably refers to when talking about how she first knew she was gay Anonymous [Report] 2015-01-19 14:29:01 Post No.593621412 >>593621158 So bad at f------ you literally turned a women gay. Nice.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/595/098/fbb.jpg "Anon turned a girl lesbian | /r/Greentext")
