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Vermont BFH 368 >be me >live in nice neighborhood on west coast >enjoy long walks around tree-lined avenues >see a big SUV with green vermont plates >imagine them driving across the whole country to get here >maybe it is a family on a long roadtrip >maybe they saw some amazing sights along the way like the grand canyon, mt rushmore, the rockies and the great salt lake >maybe they made beautiful memories that will last a lifetime >maybe the family bonded in a way they hadnt before and this special trip will forever be their happiest memory >maybe the exposure to the different communities and geographies of america will open their minds and expand their horizons >snap myself out of my daydreaming >my brother told me this morning that a venezuelan family has moved to the area >these people are theives and rapists >they would hunt me for sport and r--- my bones >I must be vigilant and proceed with caution

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Aussie anon exposes the Iwo Jima hoax | /r/Greentext

File: Iwo Jima.jpg (342 KB, 1600x1244) The Battle of Iwo Jima never happened Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23 (Fri) 19:40:11 No.426842113 ► >>426844740 >>426849512 >marine high command were worried they would have budget cuts after the war and would go back to being naval security >they needed a massive victory they could film and show off >so they stage one >21,000 japanese soldiers apparently lived on an island without any food resources, natural water and barely any supplies coming in for months..somehow >tadamichi kuribayashi spends most of his life in america working in dc, has strange photo shopped pictures and his body is never found >takeichi nishi spends most of his life traveling around the world and is best friends with charlie chaplin, he too has strange photo shopped pictures and his body is also never found >takeichi's 28 tanks all sink aboard nisshu maru but he gets 22 of them later..somehow >despite the tank gun barrels being removed from the tanks and placed into the soil they still worked perfectly and had no problems..somehow >james bradley (one of the flag raisers sons) and author of the book 'flags of our fathers' now doubts his dad ever even raised the flag in the first place >despite the japanese supposedly having loads of underground tunnels they dug for months/years prior to the battle, majority of these tunnels either can't be located or are off limits to the general public...for some reason >most of the """tunnels"" you can visit are instead caves >out of the 17,800 supposed japanese dead, 12,000 of those bodies are "missing" and another 3,000 are in .......hiding...somehow The entire thing was nothing more than a photo op devised by glowies. Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23(Fri)19:42:03 No.426842245 ► File: Tadamichi Kuribayashi.jpg (132 KB, 671x979) Here's a totally real definitely not photo shopped photo of Tadamichi Kuribayashi Anonymous (ID: OQBw2sN6) 05/12/23(Fri)20:03:15 No.426843888 ► File: Japanese PM vows to find (...).jpg (81 KB, 956x632) Japan This article is more than 12 years old Justin McCurry in Tokyo Tue 15 Feb 2011 21.49 AEDT Japanese PM vows to find missing soldiers Remains of 12,000 soldiers still missing on Iwo To, also known as Iwo Jima, after 1945 battle with the US Japanese prime minister Naoto Kan, left, helps to exhume human remains at a mass grave site on Iwo To island last year. Photograph: David Guttenfelder/AP There are retards out there who still think this s--- happened >> Anonymous (ID: 0QBw2sN6) 05/12/23 (Fri)20:34:58 No.426846177 ► File: Zero plane crash during t(...).jpg (103 KB, 500x365) >japanese zero shot down over alaska in 1942 >the plane is quickly recovered and the dead j-- tadayoshi koga is "*""quietly""" buried >fast forward to 1988 and author jim rearden leads a team to find find the pilot's body >they come across his grave and decide to dig it up >there's nothing there not a single bone >the us gov quickly intervenes and mentions that they actually dug up nearly all the bodies and re-buried them on adak island >the us gov also doesn't mention where exactly they re-buried the dead japanese on adak Well it seems Iwo Jima isn't the only event that's fake about the Pacific Theater, Aleutian Islands campaign might be as well. Jeez I wonder what else is fake about the Pacific War, it seems it might be a lot. It's not as bad as the Holohoax but it's not looking good.

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Femanon rejected by Christ bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 2 Replies : Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)02:21:58 No.73300049 >another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. View Thread 05/13/23(Sat)02:25:14 No.73300064 >be me >hiking alone with my dog >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ.

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Anon is a shithead | /r/Greentext

2:32 Board /b/ - Random : Anonymous boards.4chan.org - Private 85 KB JPG Settings Mobile Home UUI11/21/14.00. TO NO.034 17 JJJU >got my brother's spare key because we live a walking distance away >we buy the same kind of bread because that's the same one we had at home >he's a man of schedule, goes shopping the same day every week, he goes on the same walk at the same time of day every day >always hated how irregular my habits are >decide to be a s------- for no reason >get a bag of bread on the same day he's gone shopping >toast the entire thing and put it back in the bag >wait until it's time for brother's walk 13 >take my bag of toast and sneak in with my keys >know where he keeps his bread, switch the bag of bread with the bag of toast >toast two slices of bread to make the whole house smell like toast >escape once they're done >make sure I left no mark in the house, touch nothing >make it to home, start gaming >25 minutes later I get a text "I don't know how or why you've done this but I will f------ end you." View Thread

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Anon's relative reports on California social services | /r/Greentext

Los Angeles Insider here. Wanna know how "Immigration" is affecting CA? Anonymous (ID: YAOQTOR) 05/12/23 (Fri)18:02:56 No.426834266 >>426834375 >>426834523 >>426834565 >>426834732 >>426834933 >>426835011 >>426835180 >>426835217 HOLLYWOOD From a family member in Social Services Management: 1) Hundreds of thousands of both Ukrainians AND Russians fled here. That number is suppressed. Social services for them MAXXED out. They weren't a burden on the system, but many of them came with money, the Russian ones moreso. And they were still receiving benees from L.A County/CA. File: images.jpg (13 KB, 310x163) 2) They are now overloaded with people from multiple countries which migrated here through Texas or Southern California (San Diego). The people coming across are overwhelming medical systems. Diabetes and joint problems are the big burdens. These people have the bodies of 50 year olds when they're in their 30s. 3) CA literally depends on smokers and alcoholics to fund the systems through tax revenue, but the "Migrants" are stretching it to the brink, STILL. 4) You're not being told by Gavin Newsom how many hospitals are near bankruptcy. CA hides the data, it's scam. Primarily the effect DIABETES has alone on the CA medical system (Hispanics and Filipinos). The Russians and Ukrainians don't have the same issue, but they work the system too. 5) CA has a problem getting REVENUE to match the output, because many people have left, died, or there are so many under the table payouts, that it cannot match what we spend. The state DEBT is WAY more than you realize. We're talking nearly a TRILLION...and they legit think that B------ will make up the gap. But they're not, and nobody here dares say anything. tldr; CA is literally crippling itself and systems are on the brink of collapse., and it's literally due to Illegal Immigration and the cumulative effect. And it's about to go into hyperdrive. Anonymous (ID: YAOQTOR) 05/12/23(Fri) 18:11:02 No.426834997 I forgot to add. The HISPANIC "Migrants" demand D--- PILLS from whatever medical social services they get. These are Men that are mostly single, unmarried, or don't even date at all. VIAGRA is a top priority for these Orc ASSHOLES when they get here.No joke.

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Anon goes to California | /r/Greentext

$Anonymous (ID: tEVnHULN Black Kalifornia BLACK LIKE YOU 542 KB JPG 05/12/23(Fri)21:23:38 No.426840841 >Be black >White governor going to hand out reparations >$1.2 million per person {{{{cash_register.wav}}}} >You and all back people in US move to west coast to collect >Massive earthquake hits and Kalifornia falls into ocean The end. (Pic not related)$

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Anon gave a skeleton a bone to pick with him | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)00:23:44 File: amusing-scared-person-mas(...).jpg No.290611165 ► (233 KB, 500x500) >>290610930 >Throw milk at a skeleton >It gets stronger

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anon loves M | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I really love you M. : Anonymous 246 KB JPG 05/13/23(Sat)00:45:21 No.73294195 -0.jpg 31 KB JPG 05/13/23(Sat)00:47:39 No.73294220 >I really love you M When your time runs out, you'll be just like me, just like me... 05/13/23(Sat)00:48:08 No.73294223 : Anonymous >>73294195 (OP) # I wish I was M. Thanks for not making the post too much schizobait, I respond to all of them kek. Pic saved, M is lucky.

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Anon does not like Indian names | /r/Greentext

>hit the talk with staff member >get one >it shows you their name > I s--- you not > Abdul Ghaffar Bin Abdul Rahman >W-- O Indian names Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri)21:19:02 No.899152198 Why tf are Indian names so f------ strange >be me >gift oculus game to friend for birthday >feelsgoodman.jpeg >I sent it to the wrong email >feelsbadman.jpeg >go to get support ticket

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Anon criticize nu One Piece | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/12/23(Fri)00:59:16 No.636929074 >>636928720 # >Luffy's the best because he has the grit, determination and creativity to turn the worst devil fruit, a p------------ that makes your body rubber, into a deadly weapon that can defeat villains way more powerful than him! >LOL nevermind Luffy's devil fruit is actually the ching chong super god kamehameha fruit that makes you into the unbeatable god demon of a thousand years with unlimited power he just didn't know it :^) Why is japan like this >>636929258 # >>636929653 # >>636929721 # >>636939972 # >>636954674 # >>636958881 # >>636973843 # >>636974202 #

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Anon has freedom | /r/Greentext

consentger.png (32 KB, 621x107) Can a 14 year old date a 30 year old in Germany? The age of consent in Germany is 14, as long as a person over the age of 18 does not exploit a 14- to 15-year-old person's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination, in w case a conviction of an individual over the age of 18 requires a complaint from the your Driving 250km/h on the autobahn with my 14 year old gf, who's got more freedom, Germany or US? Anonymo [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a F

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Anon fucks his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Apr 28, 2022, 10:55 PM I caught my dad cheating and once she left I confronted him and he lets me f--- him to keep my silence and honestly the best choice ever 9 5 Report Hide replies Jesus Christ I'm never coming back to this planet 13 1 Report Sep 25, 2022, 1:30 AM Reply

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Anon’s friend is a pain in the neck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue) 20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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Vermont BFH 368 >be me >live in nice neighborhood on west coast >enjoy long walks around tree-lined avenues >see a big SUV with green vermont plates >imagine them driving across the whole country to get here >maybe it is a family on a long roadtrip >maybe they saw some amazing sights along the way like the grand canyon, mt rushmore, the rockies and the great salt lake >maybe they made beautiful memories that will last a lifetime >maybe the family bonded in a way they hadnt before and this special trip will forever be their happiest memory >maybe the exposure to the different communities and geographies of america will open their minds and expand their horizons >snap myself out of my daydreaming >my brother told me this morning that a venezuelan family has moved to the area >these people are theives and rapists >they would hunt me for sport and r--- my bones >I must be vigilant and proceed with caution

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