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Anonymous Apr 28, 2022, 10:55 PM I caught my dad cheating and once she left I confronted him and he lets me f--- him to keep my silence and honestly the best choice ever 9 5 Report Hide replies Jesus Christ I'm never coming back to this planet 13 1 Report Sep 25, 2022, 1:30 AM Reply

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon’s friend is a pain in the neck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue) 20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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Anon doesn’t like France | /r/Greentext

>walk down street >Get shot by a Swiss soldier >w-- >not very neutral >Crawl to a bench >get aids from sitting on it >building explodes >limp away -).jpg >accidentally walks to Belgium >this is worst than France >huh >get kidnapped >find myself in Brittany >misheard them O Death to French French hater (ID: ndoG+Jow >be me >be French >get deported for being French scum >20 revolutions happen while driving to Paris >where Eiffel Tower >"burnt down" >thought they said Britain >cry when say we still in France >f------ Brittany >F---.jpeg >year is 2040 >Jan 1st >15th revolution this year

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Trump breaks CNN | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: YNK2D0fp) Wow Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres Follow Anderson Cooper calling for mutiny after Trump crushed the CNN Town Hall: "You have every right to be outraged today and angry and never watch this network again." WHAT YOU SAW 5:17 PM May 11, 2023 05/12/23(Fri)10:13:46 No.426773480 0:12/2:15 THERN BORDER TO DEAL WITH ANTICIPATED MIGRANT INFLUX TITLE & AC360 Just wow. 8245C41C-7705-4B58-92CC-022F50C62A12.jpg 149 KB JPG https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres /status/1656815913705046016 : Anonymous (ID: Kbil5kRb Anderson 1029 : Anonymous (ID: f8fmQ5/0) LIVE CAN K >>426773480 (OP) # >r---- as a child by satanist mother and jewish cocks Imao rekt 100700000 05/12/23(Fri)10:16:09 No.426773679 >>426780023 # >>426786204 # >>426786409 # >>426786558 # >>426795801 # 100961RCA IL >>426773480 (OP) # One hour of Trump on TV and the left loses their f------ mind., He didn't even say anything controversial. What f------ reality do these people live in? 05/12/23(Fri)10:17:05 No.426773762 >>426773922 # >>426774095 # >>426774116 # >>426774243 # >>426774268 # >>426775343 # >>426775937 # >>426775951 # >>426776447 # >>426776815 # >>426779293 # >>426780758 # >>426780881 # >>426781194 # >>426781644 # >>426781832 # >>426781994 # >>426782311 # >>426783785 # >>426786144 # >>426786740 # >>426787036 # >>426787474 # >>426788306 # 1003OFO00 1 100705000 1

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Anon will never be a real surgeon | /r/Greentext

View Same 1MiB, 997x1137, SUGREON.png Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 08:20:46 No. 184584233 View Reply Original Report >DR HAN I AM A SURGEON >I WILL REMOVE THAT YOUNG CROSSDRESSER'S CANCEROUS TESTICLE >BUT I WILL NOT CONSTRUCT A CRUDE, SHALLOW "VAGINA" AND "VULVA" USING THE SCROTAL TISSUE TO SHAPE THE "LABIA MAJORA" AND THE GLANS OF HIS PREPUBESCENT PENIS TO FORM A "BOI CLITTY" AS YOU CALL IT >NECROSIS WILL SET IN, THE WOUND WOULD SMELL LIKE A RANCID FART >AND YOU'D HAVE TO DILATE IT EVERY DAY >I AM A SURGEON MY GOOD SIR 40 posts and 11 images omitted Report Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 12:16:39 No.184591497 >>184585885 You will never be a real surgeon. You have no prior experience, you have no doctorate, you have no floor pager. You are an autistic man twisted by drugs and the Americans with Disabilities Act into a crude mockery of Shuhruta's perfection. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your manchild outbursts behind closed doors. Patients are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of medical science have allowed actual surgeons to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even doctors who "pass" their residency act uncanny and unnatural to a real surgeon. Your autistic rambling is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get patient in your care, they'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your transphobia. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked without an M.D., and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a surgeon is not buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably autistic. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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anon has a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous fml 05/12/23(Fri)18:15:46 No.73291346 E6989730-5D35-40DC-A11F-B54E790920B9.png 36 KB PNG > be me > be a girl > get told i have advantages as a girl > also have 0 play logic where?

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Anon needs a psychologist | /r/Greentext

1/1 dlf80zgQ (OP) VN 21m (5/12 19:05) 426789405-14 Re. 4 Img JPG 116KB (1810 × 1116) 1622012632456 (1).jpg 9 Replies revealed my power level and got reported to the student committee >was heads over hills for this girl >she had some mental problems and revealed she will enter a (((healing program))) recommended by her ((((psychologist))) >sperged out about the jews and how psychology is their scheme for population control >she reported me to the uni committee for "feeling scared and threatened by my messages" >mfw had to spent 1 hour this morning with 2 millenials interogating me about extremist thoughts >they even told me to go to a psychologist Imao >mfw i painted a target on my back f---. i will never look at femoids as anything other than a meatpack again

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Anon, meet the anon, he's your average stone-age 4channer | /r/Greentext

File: cavemanpepe.png (16 KB, 243x190) Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)10:45:39 No.894505438 [Reply] >>894505841 >be me >live in Mesopotamia >hear about some newfangled invention named the wheel >inventor claims it can make transportation easier and faster >decide to check it out >it's just a round piece of wood with a hole in it >mfw Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)10:55:12 No.894505841 >>894505909 >>894505438 (OP) bro the store is a couple blocks away, just walk and get some exercise for once in your life

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Anon is a beaner | /r/Greentext

download.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) google yandex iqdb wait > mfw he was a real human bean. 05/07/23(Sun)00:43:59 No.73223952 ✓ > be me > 10 yr old (12 years ago) > criminal dad, w---- mother > dad gets out from prison, directly goes to rob another store. > gets shot and dies. Instead of having a funeral, Mom immediately jumps on his partner's c---. > Partner's a complete autist. Doesn't talk, just stands at windows brooding like a bitch. > Take me and mom for a few car ride, I pretend to enjoy even tho I wanted to stab his eyes out. > idk some s--- happens and cops or criminals starts chasing him. > He says he will solve it all, tells me and my mom to flee. > Goes to meet other criminals, I never see him again.

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White incel is confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG 05/12/23(Fri)14:13:39 No.73291096 as a white incel I dont understand how other whiteguys can get women and relationships. >portrayed as evil monsters by media >constantly emasculated on social media by minority men >white skin is literally a feminine feature so no masculinity to begin with >constantly hated on by white women on social media >even more hated by minority women >no positive male role models in media >not taken seriously by anyone below the age of 50 Seriously how do these guys do it? Are they paypigs or just cuckolds? Because why would a woman chose to be with a white man when she could be with a more masculine man of literally any other race?

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Anon has an opinion about George Lucas | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 83 KB JPG 05/12/23(Fri) 13:05:35 No.184641230 >fires half of the original ILM team out of spite, later destroys their hard work with the special editions >raises a generation of consoomers with landfills of plastic and glorified fanfiction >contributes to the decline of Carrie Fischer's health >creates Intergalactic Stepin Fetchit himself, Jar Jar Binks >ruins little Jake Lloyd's life by making him a target of media criticism, geek outrage and schoolyard bullies >ruins filmmaking by popularizing the "filming 90% of the movie in greenscreen and CGI coating everything afterwards" method that Marvel would later perfect >raises an audience of dangerous man-children by framing a dangerous man-child as the all-important "Chosen One" of his saga >conditions young romantics for Twilight and other awful love stories with Anakin and Padme >raises annoying brainlet pseuds like MauLer, Anomaly Inc. and Rick Worley >consciously and willingly sells the whole enchilada to Le Mouse If anyone should be apologizing, it's him.

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Anon was outraged | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/21 (Sat) 18:36:55 No.153753695 1626497257478.jpg 217 KB JPG >wow you're so much bigger than my exes Literally turned 360 degrees and walked right out of the cinema Anonymous 07/17/21 (Sat) 18:46:21 No.153754047 you turned 360 degrees you'd still be facing the cinema.

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anon is a good person | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Gore f--- make frend 8 KB JPG 05/12/23(Fri)18:52:55 No.73291602 >Be me >Go on YouTube with one of my discord friends to look for potential suicide streams >Find stream that looks like something might happen >Dude has been gone for at least an hour >Think he might be dead >Cute doggo >Wonder who is going to feed him >Dude comes back, sorta looks like goatse dude >He takes out some pills and we wonder if hes gonna OD >He speaks in stream chat that they are anti biotics >We talk for a bit, turns out he had an ear infection for 15 years >Ohdamn.mov >We talk a bit more >He was from Bosnia and his father was a soldier, he moved to Canada for a better life >tfw he said he was assaulted and suffered a traumatic brain injury >He says he didn't seek revenge >Tell him he's a better man then most >Me and my friend talk to him for a bit and he starts crying and says "I love you guys" in chat >There was years of pent up emotions in those tears >"I love you too comrade" >I subscribe Friend :)

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