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2:32 Board /b/ - Random : Anonymous boards.4chan.org - Private 85 KB JPG Settings Mobile Home UUI11/21/14.00. TO NO.034 17 JJJU >got my brother's spare key because we live a walking distance away >we buy the same kind of bread because that's the same one we had at home >he's a man of schedule, goes shopping the same day every week, he goes on the same walk at the same time of day every day >always hated how irregular my habits are >decide to be a s------- for no reason >get a bag of bread on the same day he's gone shopping >toast the entire thing and put it back in the bag >wait until it's time for brother's walk 13 >take my bag of toast and sneak in with my keys >know where he keeps his bread, switch the bag of bread with the bag of toast >toast two slices of bread to make the whole house smell like toast >escape once they're done >make sure I left no mark in the house, touch nothing >make it to home, start gaming >25 minutes later I get a text "I don't know how or why you've done this but I will f------ end you." View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon's relative reports on California social services | /r/Greentext

Los Angeles Insider here. Wanna know how "Immigration" is affecting CA? Anonymous (ID: YAOQTOR) 05/12/23 (Fri)18:02:56 No.426834266 >>426834375 >>426834523 >>426834565 >>426834732 >>426834933 >>426835011 >>426835180 >>426835217 HOLLYWOOD From a family member in Social Services Management: 1) Hundreds of thousands of both Ukrainians AND Russians fled here. That number is suppressed. Social services for them MAXXED out. They weren't a burden on the system, but many of them came with money, the Russian ones moreso. And they were still receiving benees from L.A County/CA. File: images.jpg (13 KB, 310x163) 2) They are now overloaded with people from multiple countries which migrated here through Texas or Southern California (San Diego). The people coming across are overwhelming medical systems. Diabetes and joint problems are the big burdens. These people have the bodies of 50 year olds when they're in their 30s. 3) CA literally depends on smokers and alcoholics to fund the systems through tax revenue, but the "Migrants" are stretching it to the brink, STILL. 4) You're not being told by Gavin Newsom how many hospitals are near bankruptcy. CA hides the data, it's scam. Primarily the effect DIABETES has alone on the CA medical system (Hispanics and Filipinos). The Russians and Ukrainians don't have the same issue, but they work the system too. 5) CA has a problem getting REVENUE to match the output, because many people have left, died, or there are so many under the table payouts, that it cannot match what we spend. The state DEBT is WAY more than you realize. We're talking nearly a TRILLION...and they legit think that B------ will make up the gap. But they're not, and nobody here dares say anything. tldr; CA is literally crippling itself and systems are on the brink of collapse., and it's literally due to Illegal Immigration and the cumulative effect. And it's about to go into hyperdrive. Anonymous (ID: YAOQTOR) 05/12/23(Fri) 18:11:02 No.426834997 I forgot to add. The HISPANIC "Migrants" demand D--- PILLS from whatever medical social services they get. These are Men that are mostly single, unmarried, or don't even date at all. VIAGRA is a top priority for these Orc ASSHOLES when they get here.No joke.

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Anon goes to California | /r/Greentext

$Anonymous (ID: tEVnHULN Black Kalifornia BLACK LIKE YOU 542 KB JPG 05/12/23(Fri)21:23:38 No.426840841 >Be black >White governor going to hand out reparations >$1.2 million per person {{{{cash_register.wav}}}} >You and all back people in US move to west coast to collect >Massive earthquake hits and Kalifornia falls into ocean The end. (Pic not related)$

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Anon gave a skeleton a bone to pick with him | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/13/15(Mon)00:23:44 File: amusing-scared-person-mas(...).jpg No.290611165 ► (233 KB, 500x500) >>290610930 >Throw milk at a skeleton >It gets stronger

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anon loves M | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I really love you M. : Anonymous 246 KB JPG 05/13/23(Sat)00:45:21 No.73294195 -0.jpg 31 KB JPG 05/13/23(Sat)00:47:39 No.73294220 >I really love you M When your time runs out, you'll be just like me, just like me... 05/13/23(Sat)00:48:08 No.73294223 : Anonymous >>73294195 (OP) # I wish I was M. Thanks for not making the post too much schizobait, I respond to all of them kek. Pic saved, M is lucky.

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Anon does not like Indian names | /r/Greentext

>hit the talk with staff member >get one >it shows you their name > I s--- you not > Abdul Ghaffar Bin Abdul Rahman >W-- O Indian names Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri)21:19:02 No.899152198 Why tf are Indian names so f------ strange >be me >gift oculus game to friend for birthday >feelsgoodman.jpeg >I sent it to the wrong email >feelsbadman.jpeg >go to get support ticket

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Anon criticize nu One Piece | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/12/23(Fri)00:59:16 No.636929074 >>636928720 # >Luffy's the best because he has the grit, determination and creativity to turn the worst devil fruit, a p------------ that makes your body rubber, into a deadly weapon that can defeat villains way more powerful than him! >LOL nevermind Luffy's devil fruit is actually the ching chong super god kamehameha fruit that makes you into the unbeatable god demon of a thousand years with unlimited power he just didn't know it :^) Why is japan like this >>636929258 # >>636929653 # >>636929721 # >>636939972 # >>636954674 # >>636958881 # >>636973843 # >>636974202 #

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Anon has freedom | /r/Greentext

consentger.png (32 KB, 621x107) Can a 14 year old date a 30 year old in Germany? The age of consent in Germany is 14, as long as a person over the age of 18 does not exploit a 14- to 15-year-old person's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination, in w case a conviction of an individual over the age of 18 requires a complaint from the your Driving 250km/h on the autobahn with my 14 year old gf, who's got more freedom, Germany or US? Anonymo [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a F

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Anon fucks his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Apr 28, 2022, 10:55 PM I caught my dad cheating and once she left I confronted him and he lets me f--- him to keep my silence and honestly the best choice ever 9 5 Report Hide replies Jesus Christ I'm never coming back to this planet 13 1 Report Sep 25, 2022, 1:30 AM Reply

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Anon’s friend is a pain in the neck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue) 20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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Anon doesn’t like France | /r/Greentext

>walk down street >Get shot by a Swiss soldier >w-- >not very neutral >Crawl to a bench >get aids from sitting on it >building explodes >limp away -).jpg >accidentally walks to Belgium >this is worst than France >huh >get kidnapped >find myself in Brittany >misheard them O Death to French French hater (ID: ndoG+Jow >be me >be French >get deported for being French scum >20 revolutions happen while driving to Paris >where Eiffel Tower >"burnt down" >thought they said Britain >cry when say we still in France >f------ Brittany >F---.jpeg >year is 2040 >Jan 1st >15th revolution this year

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Trump breaks CNN | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: YNK2D0fp) Wow Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres Follow Anderson Cooper calling for mutiny after Trump crushed the CNN Town Hall: "You have every right to be outraged today and angry and never watch this network again." WHAT YOU SAW 5:17 PM May 11, 2023 05/12/23(Fri)10:13:46 No.426773480 0:12/2:15 THERN BORDER TO DEAL WITH ANTICIPATED MIGRANT INFLUX TITLE & AC360 Just wow. 8245C41C-7705-4B58-92CC-022F50C62A12.jpg 149 KB JPG https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres /status/1656815913705046016 : Anonymous (ID: Kbil5kRb Anderson 1029 : Anonymous (ID: f8fmQ5/0) LIVE CAN K >>426773480 (OP) # >r---- as a child by satanist mother and jewish cocks Imao rekt 100700000 05/12/23(Fri)10:16:09 No.426773679 >>426780023 # >>426786204 # >>426786409 # >>426786558 # >>426795801 # 100961RCA IL >>426773480 (OP) # One hour of Trump on TV and the left loses their f------ mind., He didn't even say anything controversial. What f------ reality do these people live in? 05/12/23(Fri)10:17:05 No.426773762 >>426773922 # >>426774095 # >>426774116 # >>426774243 # >>426774268 # >>426775343 # >>426775937 # >>426775951 # >>426776447 # >>426776815 # >>426779293 # >>426780758 # >>426780881 # >>426781194 # >>426781644 # >>426781832 # >>426781994 # >>426782311 # >>426783785 # >>426786144 # >>426786740 # >>426787036 # >>426787474 # >>426788306 # 1003OFO00 1 100705000 1

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Anon will never be a real surgeon | /r/Greentext

View Same 1MiB, 997x1137, SUGREON.png Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 08:20:46 No. 184584233 View Reply Original Report >DR HAN I AM A SURGEON >I WILL REMOVE THAT YOUNG CROSSDRESSER'S CANCEROUS TESTICLE >BUT I WILL NOT CONSTRUCT A CRUDE, SHALLOW "VAGINA" AND "VULVA" USING THE SCROTAL TISSUE TO SHAPE THE "LABIA MAJORA" AND THE GLANS OF HIS PREPUBESCENT PENIS TO FORM A "BOI CLITTY" AS YOU CALL IT >NECROSIS WILL SET IN, THE WOUND WOULD SMELL LIKE A RANCID FART >AND YOU'D HAVE TO DILATE IT EVERY DAY >I AM A SURGEON MY GOOD SIR 40 posts and 11 images omitted Report Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 12:16:39 No.184591497 >>184585885 You will never be a real surgeon. You have no prior experience, you have no doctorate, you have no floor pager. You are an autistic man twisted by drugs and the Americans with Disabilities Act into a crude mockery of Shuhruta's perfection. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your manchild outbursts behind closed doors. Patients are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of medical science have allowed actual surgeons to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even doctors who "pass" their residency act uncanny and unnatural to a real surgeon. Your autistic rambling is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get patient in your care, they'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your transphobia. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked without an M.D., and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a surgeon is not buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably autistic. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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