Anon does not like Indian names | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

>hit the talk with staff member >get one >it shows you their name > I s--- you not > Abdul Ghaffar Bin Abdul Rahman >W-- O Indian names Anonymous 05/12/23 (Fri)21:19:02 No.899152198 Why tf are Indian names so f------ strange >be me >gift oculus game to friend for birthday >feelsgoodman.jpeg >I sent it to the wrong email >feelsbadman.jpeg >go to get support ticket

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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Anonymous 05/12/23(Fri)00:59:16 No.636929074 >>636928720 # >Luffy's the best because he has the grit, determination and creativity to turn the worst devil fruit, a p------------ that makes your body rubber, into a deadly weapon that can defeat villains way more powerful than him! >LOL nevermind Luffy's devil fruit is actually the ching chong super god kamehameha fruit that makes you into the unbeatable god demon of a thousand years with unlimited power he just didn't know it :^) Why is japan like this >>636929258 # >>636929653 # >>636929721 # >>636939972 # >>636954674 # >>636958881 # >>636973843 # >>636974202 #

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Anon has freedom | /r/Greentext

consentger.png (32 KB, 621x107) Can a 14 year old date a 30 year old in Germany? The age of consent in Germany is 14, as long as a person over the age of 18 does not exploit a 14- to 15-year-old person's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination, in w case a conviction of an individual over the age of 18 requires a complaint from the your Driving 250km/h on the autobahn with my 14 year old gf, who's got more freedom, Germany or US? Anonymo [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] [Post a F

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Anon fucks his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Apr 28, 2022, 10:55 PM I caught my dad cheating and once she left I confronted him and he lets me f--- him to keep my silence and honestly the best choice ever 9 5 Report Hide replies Jesus Christ I'm never coming back to this planet 13 1 Report Sep 25, 2022, 1:30 AM Reply

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Anon’s friend is a pain in the neck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue) 20:50:44 No.514564416 >Be in 7th >Friend can crack his neck real loud and can turn his head completely sideways >Have a sub during choir >We think it would be funny if he made it look like he snapped his own neck >In between songs he screams out "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!" >Proceeds to make the loudest crack ive ever heard >Falls to the ground >The sub screams and runs out the door >lols were had He then hid in a storage closet and was suspended

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Anon doesn’t like France | /r/Greentext

>walk down street >Get shot by a Swiss soldier >w-- >not very neutral >Crawl to a bench >get aids from sitting on it >building explodes >limp away -).jpg >accidentally walks to Belgium >this is worst than France >huh >get kidnapped >find myself in Brittany >misheard them O Death to French French hater (ID: ndoG+Jow >be me >be French >get deported for being French scum >20 revolutions happen while driving to Paris >where Eiffel Tower >"burnt down" >thought they said Britain >cry when say we still in France >f------ Brittany >F---.jpeg >year is 2040 >Jan 1st >15th revolution this year

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Trump breaks CNN | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: YNK2D0fp) Wow Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres Follow Anderson Cooper calling for mutiny after Trump crushed the CNN Town Hall: "You have every right to be outraged today and angry and never watch this network again." WHAT YOU SAW 5:17 PM May 11, 2023 05/12/23(Fri)10:13:46 No.426773480 0:12/2:15 THERN BORDER TO DEAL WITH ANTICIPATED MIGRANT INFLUX TITLE & AC360 Just wow. 8245C41C-7705-4B58-92CC-022F50C62A12.jpg 149 KB JPG https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres /status/1656815913705046016 : Anonymous (ID: Kbil5kRb Anderson 1029 : Anonymous (ID: f8fmQ5/0) LIVE CAN K >>426773480 (OP) # >r---- as a child by satanist mother and jewish cocks Imao rekt 100700000 05/12/23(Fri)10:16:09 No.426773679 >>426780023 # >>426786204 # >>426786409 # >>426786558 # >>426795801 # 100961RCA IL >>426773480 (OP) # One hour of Trump on TV and the left loses their f------ mind., He didn't even say anything controversial. What f------ reality do these people live in? 05/12/23(Fri)10:17:05 No.426773762 >>426773922 # >>426774095 # >>426774116 # >>426774243 # >>426774268 # >>426775343 # >>426775937 # >>426775951 # >>426776447 # >>426776815 # >>426779293 # >>426780758 # >>426780881 # >>426781194 # >>426781644 # >>426781832 # >>426781994 # >>426782311 # >>426783785 # >>426786144 # >>426786740 # >>426787036 # >>426787474 # >>426788306 # 1003OFO00 1 100705000 1

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Anon will never be a real surgeon | /r/Greentext

View Same 1MiB, 997x1137, SUGREON.png Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 08:20:46 No. 184584233 View Reply Original Report >DR HAN I AM A SURGEON >I WILL REMOVE THAT YOUNG CROSSDRESSER'S CANCEROUS TESTICLE >BUT I WILL NOT CONSTRUCT A CRUDE, SHALLOW "VAGINA" AND "VULVA" USING THE SCROTAL TISSUE TO SHAPE THE "LABIA MAJORA" AND THE GLANS OF HIS PREPUBESCENT PENIS TO FORM A "BOI CLITTY" AS YOU CALL IT >NECROSIS WILL SET IN, THE WOUND WOULD SMELL LIKE A RANCID FART >AND YOU'D HAVE TO DILATE IT EVERY DAY >I AM A SURGEON MY GOOD SIR 40 posts and 11 images omitted Report Anonymous Thu 11 May 2023 12:16:39 No.184591497 >>184585885 You will never be a real surgeon. You have no prior experience, you have no doctorate, you have no floor pager. You are an autistic man twisted by drugs and the Americans with Disabilities Act into a crude mockery of Shuhruta's perfection. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your manchild outbursts behind closed doors. Patients are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of medical science have allowed actual surgeons to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even doctors who "pass" their residency act uncanny and unnatural to a real surgeon. Your autistic rambling is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get patient in your care, they'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your transphobia. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked without an M.D., and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know that a surgeon is not buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably autistic. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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anon has a question | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous fml 05/12/23(Fri)18:15:46 No.73291346 E6989730-5D35-40DC-A11F-B54E790920B9.png 36 KB PNG > be me > be a girl > get told i have advantages as a girl > also have 0 play logic where?

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Anon needs a psychologist | /r/Greentext

1/1 dlf80zgQ (OP) VN 21m (5/12 19:05) 426789405-14 Re. 4 Img JPG 116KB (1810 × 1116) 1622012632456 (1).jpg 9 Replies revealed my power level and got reported to the student committee >was heads over hills for this girl >she had some mental problems and revealed she will enter a (((healing program))) recommended by her ((((psychologist))) >sperged out about the jews and how psychology is their scheme for population control >she reported me to the uni committee for "feeling scared and threatened by my messages" >mfw had to spent 1 hour this morning with 2 millenials interogating me about extremist thoughts >they even told me to go to a psychologist Imao >mfw i painted a target on my back f---. i will never look at femoids as anything other than a meatpack again

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Anon, meet the anon, he's your average stone-age 4channer | /r/Greentext

File: cavemanpepe.png (16 KB, 243x190) Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)10:45:39 No.894505438 [Reply] >>894505841 >be me >live in Mesopotamia >hear about some newfangled invention named the wheel >inventor claims it can make transportation easier and faster >decide to check it out >it's just a round piece of wood with a hole in it >mfw Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)10:55:12 No.894505841 >>894505909 >>894505438 (OP) bro the store is a couple blocks away, just walk and get some exercise for once in your life

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Anon is a beaner | /r/Greentext

download.jpg (8 KB, 225x225) google yandex iqdb wait > mfw he was a real human bean. 05/07/23(Sun)00:43:59 No.73223952 ✓ > be me > 10 yr old (12 years ago) > criminal dad, w---- mother > dad gets out from prison, directly goes to rob another store. > gets shot and dies. Instead of having a funeral, Mom immediately jumps on his partner's c---. > Partner's a complete autist. Doesn't talk, just stands at windows brooding like a bitch. > Take me and mom for a few car ride, I pretend to enjoy even tho I wanted to stab his eyes out. > idk some s--- happens and cops or criminals starts chasing him. > He says he will solve it all, tells me and my mom to flee. > Goes to meet other criminals, I never see him again.

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White incel is confused | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 30 KB JPG 05/12/23(Fri)14:13:39 No.73291096 as a white incel I dont understand how other whiteguys can get women and relationships. >portrayed as evil monsters by media >constantly emasculated on social media by minority men >white skin is literally a feminine feature so no masculinity to begin with >constantly hated on by white women on social media >even more hated by minority women >no positive male role models in media >not taken seriously by anyone below the age of 50 Seriously how do these guys do it? Are they paypigs or just cuckolds? Because why would a woman chose to be with a white man when she could be with a more masculine man of literally any other race?

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