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Anonymous 240 KB JPG 05/12/23(Fri)10:36:56 No.73289895 >coworkers invite me for drinks after work >decided that its time to try and socialize >sit in a bar with coworkers >they start talking about their gfs and women they are involved with >get nervous >try to come up with some stories before they ask me >cant think off anything >"how about you anon? Any chick you are talking to?" >dont know what to say >decide to just say that I dont really date anymore >"what do you mean you dont date anon?" >tell them I never really had any luck so I gave up when I was 18 >they look at each other >start laughing >"you are funny af anon!" >I am not laughing because I cant do it on command >they realize I am serious >"wait are you for real anon?" >I nod >boomer of the group starts talking >"you are too young to give up anon. You are only 24" >dont know what to say so I just stare at him >everyone gets quiet >drink our drinks and then decide its time to go home >they tell other people at work about this >female coworker asks me if its true >embarrassed.jpg >walk away and dont answer her >everyone at work now thinks I am weird because I dont date If someone told me that he doesnt date I would just be like "ok". Why do normies act like you killed someone and excommunicate you for some silly b------- like dating?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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