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: Anonymous what are your dreams like? 78 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)18:38:07 No.72973901 i dreamed tonight of being at a party (never been to a party before ever), was sitting in a sofa with some woman, sitting pretty close and holding hands, it was nice and cozy but then i woke up.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon finds work.... | /r/Greentext

This happened last night. >Get job at McDonalds, need cash >Work in the back arranging the meals >qt 3.14 comes in with-8 yo daughter, asks for a chicken nugget Happy Meal >daughter is really polite to casier, says please and everything 225 KB PNG >throw in an extra nugget because of her kindness >few mins later, manager tells me to mop a spill >its right next to the mom and her daughter >evesdrop on them >"Mommy look, the people in the back gave me an extra nugget, why?" >mom replies, "Its because they're dumb enough to work here that they cant count" >mfw >mom and daughter laugh while I walk away Why are people so unappreciative?

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Anon has a school project | /r/Greentext

File: blocked.png (82 KB, 670x373) Restricted This website has been blocked by your administrator School computers Anonymous 05/11/23(Thu)23:41:37 No.73287915 [Reply] >be me >have to do school project on well-known people >assigned Willie Nelson, country singer >google him >blocked on school computer, keyword "willie" >tell teacher about this >assignment changed to different person >mfw it's D--- van D---

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Anon love cow | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/11/23(Thu)20:58:37 >game has cows >talk to her >"moo."

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ROOBEER!!!!! | /r/Greentext

02/28/22(Mon)13:22:44 No.67600859 >Be me >Mug Lover >Sitting at restaurant booth with fellow mug 154 KB JPG enthusiasts, each on our 11th mug root beer >Discussing Mug Injections >Family of four walks in >They sit down and start ordering drinks >The youngest says they will have an A&W root beer MUG ROOT BEER >Mug instinct activated >12 people around the room stand up including myself >rush the child(sinner) >We all begin brutally tearing into and eating their flesh >Rest of family watches in horror as their son is consumed, nothing but bones remain. >The gentlemen and i sit back down, Order another round of Mug. Mug Moment

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anon has a very high IQ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous European British & Irish United Kingdom ● Iberian ● Eastern European ● Italian Ashkenazi Jewish ● Broadly Northwestern European • Broadly Southern European • Broadly European Sub-Saharan African ● West African African Hunter-Gatherer Broadly Sub-Saharan African 71.3% 31.2% 11.0% 1.2% 0.6% 0.3% 14.4% 7.0% 5.7% 14.8% 12.7% 1.2% 0.9% 05/12/23(Fri)00:53:33 No.73282617 East Asian & Native American ● Native American Nicaragua ● Broadly East Asian Broadly East Asian & Native American Western Asian & North African North African & Arabian South Asian ● Broadly South Asian Unassigned 11.5% Me2.jpg 184 KB JPG 9.5% 0.2% 1.8% Broadly Western Asian & North African 0.1% 0.3% 0.2% 0.1% 0.1% 2.0% >560 IQ >Realized I am sitting at a white-matter standard of 162 average IQ >This places me at an IQ score of 137 which shows-up when I take test.mensa.no >Was shooting at people in an online game the other day and realized my hands and reaction time are totally abnormal and inhuman >Going to live for 370 years or so It makes me sad to see that I am mentally super-human because I am man made man. Even in racially pure areas I am abnormal as a man.

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Anon Lists the Pros of Illegal Imigrants. | /r/Greentext

1/1. Lkz3+rOR (OP). US 2m (5/11 16:07) 426708459 4 Re. 0 Img PNG 53KB (720 × 644) 1664664158061911.png 2 Replies . >live in a boarder town >tons of young, sexy and undocumented senioritas are about to hop across the boarder >US law enforcement will have no idea if a few of them go missing I'm about to catch myself a free sex slave! 1/1 iDGqK1fs. GN 26s (5/11 16:09) - 426708614 . >>426708459 (OP) You mean your own cousin? : 1/1qMhDeGZ4. US 16s (5/11 16:09) 426708630 Free Mexican bbq too if you have a big freezer ...

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Scaredy cat! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous this picture geniunely scares (...) index.jpg 5 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)17:02:04 No.34348870 sure, you may think it's just a harmless meme, but if you see it for more than 20 seconds, you will realize how uncanny and off-putting the "cat" is, i don't even know if it's a cat or not. it could be a person, i'm pretty sure this picture has the same effect as the smile.jpg dog. is there any explanation to this?

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anon didn't check his fly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/23(Fri)02:39:39 No.73283702 40695 - SoyBooru.png 708 KB PNG I'm at work right now and I just realized I'd been walking around with my fly down for the last couple hours 05/12/23(Fri)02:41:10 No.73283708 : Anonymous >>73283702 (OP) # >not checking your fly before leaving the house ngmi

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Anon thinks Chinese people are magic | /r/Greentext

32 KB JPG >be me >eat at Chinese restaurant >order fried rice >get chopsticks instead of a fork >can use chopsticks to grab food somewhat decently >use it to eat rice >literally passes through every grain >not even any clumps for me to grab >Chinese guy at table far from me is also eating rice with chopsticks >picks up large amounts flawlessly and eats it >talk about this on /pol/ >say that Chinese people are magic >get banned for troll posts >mfw

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The jew fears anon | /r/Greentext

now d Anonym File: 1681746 Anonymous (ID: mcgo4i+R) :05/11/23(Thu)14:41:08 No.426680601 >>426680159 The Jews fears the sleeping room chicken farmer. >>426679223 >Too expensive to feed in the winter Grain is the cheapest thing on the market. >my govt won't allow me to shoot predators Use guard dog too? And how govt know about it? You can grow them at home. ANT Bacteria >>426680601 >>426680743

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Anon lacks life skills and doesn't even know how to milk a chicken | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: OIP (2).jpg (31 KB, 474x316) >>426676999 (OP) >chicken >gives you free milk What? O Anonymous (ID: xmUC9VQO 105/11/23(Thu)14:08:29 No.426676999 ) >4266 >>426677333 >>426677707 >>426678748 >>426679223 >>426679472 >>426679579 >>426679635 >>426 >>426679698 >>426679767 >>426679879 >>426679997 >>426680158 >>426680432 >>426680471 >>426 >>426680915 >>426681342 >>426682028 >>426682454 >>426684102 >>426684285 >>426684329 >>426 >>426684620 >>426684674 >>426685870 >>426687269 >>426687536 >lives in a pod >eats the bugs >owns nothing >is happy >gives you free eggs, milk and meat in return Why don't you have a pack of chickens /pol/? Anonymous (ID: BEZECA6t) 05/11/23(Thu)15:08:25 No.426683604 Anonymous (ID: (h3gFRAM)05/11/23(T >>426682771 >>426683255 >>426683599 >>426683604 114/3 >>426677125 >the Finn fears the indoor chicken milker >>42668

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anon tries online dating | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 61 KB JPG an undercover No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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