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1/1. Lkz3+rOR (OP). US 2m (5/11 16:07) 426708459 4 Re. 0 Img PNG 53KB (720 × 644) 1664664158061911.png 2 Replies . >live in a boarder town >tons of young, sexy and undocumented senioritas are about to hop across the boarder >US law enforcement will have no idea if a few of them go missing I'm about to catch myself a free sex slave! 1/1 iDGqK1fs. GN 26s (5/11 16:09) - 426708614 . >>426708459 (OP) You mean your own cousin? : 1/1qMhDeGZ4. US 16s (5/11 16:09) 426708630 Free Mexican bbq too if you have a big freezer ...

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Scaredy cat! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous this picture geniunely scares (...) index.jpg 5 KB JPG 03/19/23(Sun)17:02:04 No.34348870 sure, you may think it's just a harmless meme, but if you see it for more than 20 seconds, you will realize how uncanny and off-putting the "cat" is, i don't even know if it's a cat or not. it could be a person, i'm pretty sure this picture has the same effect as the smile.jpg dog. is there any explanation to this?

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anon didn't check his fly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/23(Fri)02:39:39 No.73283702 40695 - SoyBooru.png 708 KB PNG I'm at work right now and I just realized I'd been walking around with my fly down for the last couple hours 05/12/23(Fri)02:41:10 No.73283708 : Anonymous >>73283702 (OP) # >not checking your fly before leaving the house ngmi

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Anon thinks Chinese people are magic | /r/Greentext

32 KB JPG >be me >eat at Chinese restaurant >order fried rice >get chopsticks instead of a fork >can use chopsticks to grab food somewhat decently >use it to eat rice >literally passes through every grain >not even any clumps for me to grab >Chinese guy at table far from me is also eating rice with chopsticks >picks up large amounts flawlessly and eats it >talk about this on /pol/ >say that Chinese people are magic >get banned for troll posts >mfw

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The jew fears anon | /r/Greentext

now d Anonym File: 1681746 Anonymous (ID: mcgo4i+R) :05/11/23(Thu)14:41:08 No.426680601 >>426680159 The Jews fears the sleeping room chicken farmer. >>426679223 >Too expensive to feed in the winter Grain is the cheapest thing on the market. >my govt won't allow me to shoot predators Use guard dog too? And how govt know about it? You can grow them at home. ANT Bacteria >>426680601 >>426680743

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Anon lacks life skills and doesn't even know how to milk a chicken | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: OIP (2).jpg (31 KB, 474x316) >>426676999 (OP) >chicken >gives you free milk What? O Anonymous (ID: xmUC9VQO 105/11/23(Thu)14:08:29 No.426676999 ) >4266 >>426677333 >>426677707 >>426678748 >>426679223 >>426679472 >>426679579 >>426679635 >>426 >>426679698 >>426679767 >>426679879 >>426679997 >>426680158 >>426680432 >>426680471 >>426 >>426680915 >>426681342 >>426682028 >>426682454 >>426684102 >>426684285 >>426684329 >>426 >>426684620 >>426684674 >>426685870 >>426687269 >>426687536 >lives in a pod >eats the bugs >owns nothing >is happy >gives you free eggs, milk and meat in return Why don't you have a pack of chickens /pol/? Anonymous (ID: BEZECA6t) 05/11/23(Thu)15:08:25 No.426683604 Anonymous (ID: (h3gFRAM)05/11/23(T >>426682771 >>426683255 >>426683599 >>426683604 114/3 >>426677125 >the Finn fears the indoor chicken milker >>42668

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anon tries online dating | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 61 KB JPG an undercover No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Anon becomes Greek | /r/Greentext

Greeks were polytheistic and believed that the gods were immortal, but also that they had human qualities; religion became the basis for Greek mythology Av King of the g Athmin Godless of w strate Goat of aw 158 KB JPG >read the Iliad and the odyssey >decide to try living like the ancient Greeks >start eating lots of lamb, vegetables, olive oil, garlic, fish >ready only Ancient Greek/Roman/Mediterranean literature and philosophy >sun my balls every day >start training more compounds, especially Olympic lifts >start growing a beard >listen to meditterranean music >drink only cheap red wine >refer to myself in the 3rd person as "zorba" >lifts skyrocket >interest from women skyrockets H-------- guys why didn't you tell me this was the key to happiness

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Anon Is Off His Rocker | /r/Greentext

am I actually losing my marbles? Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 18:51:44 No.73057043 >>73057080 >>73057154 >be me >compsci student >living my my parents >they are frequently gone for long stretches of time, leaving me home alone >up late coding for school or foss s--- with no one home (as usual) >hear people talking, almost sounds like arguing sometimes >go out into living room >nobody there >walk outside front door, maybe people are arguing outside? >nothing >go back into room, write it off and forget about it >a few minutes late hear voices again >repeat same process, nobody there This sort of thing has happened many times within the last 6 months. I'm pretty sure I'm hallucinating it. No TVs were on in another room. I wasn't under the influence of any substances and wasn't particularly sleep deprived. At this point I pretty much just ignore it and can tell when I'm hallucinating voices or if it's actually real (when someone is home). Am I actually developing schizophrenia or something? Can any schizoanons chime in and tell me what the start of your schizophrenia was like? Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 18:52:34 No.73057051 ► >>73057076 hehe this n----- is off his rocker! Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 18:54:54 No.73057076 ► >>73057051 anon that's not nice :(

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Anons vs. the new Little Mermaid | /r/Greentext

File: TheMoment.jpg (74 KB, 590x476) Entertainment Tonight ✔ ET @etnow >> She is the moment. #TheLittle Mermaid 1:19 PM - May 9, 2023 452.6K Views She is the moment Anonymous (ID: N2s8h7aR) 05/10/23(Wed)19:32:40 No.426605491 ► >>426605567 >>426605679 >>426605780 >>426605827 >>426605857 >>426605888 >>426605965 >>426606013 >>426606049 >>426606076 >>426606124 >>426606175 >>426606226 >>426606242 >>426606267 >>426606273 >>426606309 >>426606362 >>426606483 >>426606502 >>426606541 >>426606993 >>426607028 >>426607236 >>426607283 >>426607517 >>426607740 >>426608314 >>426608558 >>426609223 >>426609467 >>426609671 >>426609692 >>426609852 >>426610144 >>426610234 >>426610278 >>426610490 >>426610501 >>426610945 >>426611069 >>426611206 And it makes racists cope and seethe Anonymous (ID: NaPkdp/K) 05/10/23(Wed)19:33:36 No.426605567 >>426606041 >>426606140 >>426607201 >>426610144 >>426605491 (OP) It's eyes get wider apart everytime I see it Anonymous (ID: Jrq0e3sZ) 05/10/23(Wed)19:38:53 No.426606041 File: hammerhead.jpg (736 KB, 1270x826) >>426605567 fpbp it's starting to freak me out too Anonymous (ID: h3HPsrEv) 05/10/23 (Wed)19:39:00 No.426606049 ► >>426605491 (OP) OH! She wasn't cast because she's black, but 'coz she's part fish. >> Anonymous (ID: 6hq575/H) 05/10/23(Wed)19:40:06 No.426606140 ► >>426605567 0 0 ***

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Anon doesn't like zoomers (and they don't like him either, apparently) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 691 KB PNG 05/11/23(Thu)12:42:23 No.70916785 I'm never spotting a zoomer again. >be me >doing some db presses in the gym >broccoli hair approaches >"Hey could you spot me man?" >sure, why not >he gets in position >wait, he's doing dumbbell skullcrushers >kind of a weird exercise to spot but whatever, maybe he's new and not too sure of himself >starts repping out some light weights like he's holding nothing >zero signs of struggle >he reaches 12 reps >out of nowhere, he screams his lungs out >"DUDE F------ HELP ME" >whole gym is startled >adrenaline rushing >I pick the weights up >he gets up and leaves without saying a word 05/11/23(Thu)13:05:44 No.70916912 : Anonymous >be gen-z chadoid zeez monstah >decide to help DYEL old BOOMER by letting him observe how a REAL alpha builds some bussin muscles >heh, who knows? We might even become friends:) >also a bussin opportunity to try out the telepathy tutorial is saw on da tok >no cap, I sit down pretendin doin da chenchos but doa hammo-cus instead >he understands, what a king >telepathically tell him that he needs to do (2lbs)x10x30 to become a massive alpha chad wolfkin beast like me >oh no >the airflow changed slightly, someone must've opened a window >I can't work out under these conditions >tell new best friend that nocap I'm finna fail >no reaction, he wants me to push myself >I can't do that because genetics and I had a big breakfast this morning and my sister woke me up at 1 am for a tiktok challenge >no reaction, I hate boomers, they have it so easy >can't take it anymore >"DUDE F------ HELP ME" >everyone looks >he gets embarrassed >serves him right >ghost this toxic relationship >>70916932 # >>70917050 # >>70917067 # >>70917476 # >>70917660 # >>70917833 # >>70918879 #

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Anon is another Chris Chan in the making | /r/Greentext

e: 96cd8viaixu91.jpg (592 KB, 3968x2240) Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)04:28:16 No.93294298 >>93294326 >>93299123 >>93311444 >>93312889 >>93330528 What do you even mean by safe? Any computer is safe if you aren't retarded. XP isn't getting muh updates and the only AV that supports it is Clamwin. Any piece of software you download from a strange place is pretty much guaranteed to give you a virus. Also don't even think about opening it directly to the web. Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)04:30:12 No.93294326 >>93294398 >>93295739 >>93298767 >>93299310 >>93303399 >>93304626 >>93308279 >>93308443 >>93308684 >>93308732 >>93308810 >>93309405 >>93315862 >>93315867 >>93318377 >>93320824 >>93339563 File: stufffff.jpg (262 KB, 1120x1984) Linux the Windows xp t----- visits /g/ Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)04:09:09 No.93294065 >>93294454 >>93295739 >>93299163 >>93299259 >>93299310 >>93299355 >>93303609 >>93304626 >>93304632 >>93307125 >>93308279 >>93308443 >>93308684 >>93308732 >>93309035 >>93309119 >>93309529 >>93309566 >>93309704 >>93312660 >>93315538 >>93315862 >>93315867 >>93317474 >>93318377 >>93322080 >>93323548 >>93323607 >>93323859 >>93328353 >>93330491 >>93335204 >>93335282 >>93336995 >>93339563 >>93344862 >>93350660 >>93294298 I mean by using my computer normally like most people do, going on the internet with chrome and stuff Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)17:08:28 No.93307011>>93307043 >>93307477 >>93308732 >>93308810 >>93315862 >>93315867 =>93339563 File: plushiesss.jpg (242 KB, 1984x1120) is running windows XP in 2023 even safe to do? I know a lot of hospitals and businesses do it, but don't they have contracts to make it safe? I run windows XP still, and am now concerned about my computer's security. Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)17:10:40 No.93307043 ► >>93322251 >>93325878 >>93330666 >>93339563 File: thecorner!!.jpg (269 KB, 1120x1984) >>93307011 Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)18:37:38 No.93308279 >>93308338 File: bettercallmom.png (1.61 MB, 1600x900) >>93307043 >>93308338 Pure sovl --53862Mon06-20:06 No.9329573993332489 >>93332832 what the f--- is your computer h-------- >>93303319 glad you like my room umu Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)18:42:09 No.9330833893308684 >>93308732 >>93308810 >>93309803 >>93314530 >>93315867 >>93320885 >>93339563 File: thebeeeedd.jpg (287 KB, 1984x1120) >>93294065 (OP) >>93294326 Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)18:55:49 No.9330852393308576 >>93308706 >>93308499 Woman (female) or femboy? Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)19:00:48 No.93308608► >>93308706 There is no way in hell that is your actual f------ room man what the f--- is wrong with you These pics look like they're straight out of a horror movie, like a scene where the main character discovers the bedroom/lair of the serial killer. Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)19:05:31 No.93308684 >>93294065 (OP) >>93294326 Why is the Cat Screaming? >>93308279 my room isn't scary, its comfy L. Why we cam 2. If you at, joil he At thing Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)19:06:33 No.9330870693308831 >>93309144 >>93309579 >>93314906 >>93331093 >>93337274 >>93339563 File: comfyplace.jpg (114 KB, 608x1081) >>93308434 ive heard about linux and ubuntu but never was able to get it working, can you get me some easy tutorials? im not too good with tech lol. >>93308608 >>93308523 depressed trans girl <3 nothing is wrong with me?? i just made my room comfy how i like it. it has all the cool kidcore stuff that reminds me of childhood 0 matches Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)19:38:59 No.93309119 >>93309141 >>93309176 >>93326022 File: 1682665480145995.jpg (49 KB, 770x600) Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)19:40:22 No.93309141 ► >>93309119 It's a t-----. This speaks enough Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)19:40:48 No.93309144► >>>93309176 File: 1681709697770787.jpg (73 KB, 1080x918) no >>93294065 (OP) What kind of trauma lead you to this with your room, OP? depressed trans girl <3 >>93308706 Why do you cling so desperately to childhood, OP? Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)19:58:36 No.93309405 >>93309468 File: I fear_no_man_but_that_TH(...).jpg (47 KB, 586x644) >>93309119 i have trauma but its not why i have this room, i just find it nice and comfy >>93309144 it hurts no one and i like it so theres nothing wrong with it Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)19:42:38 No.9330917693309459 >>93326022 >>93331093 >>93339563 File: drinkss.jpg (102 KB, 608x1081) >>93294326 >reverse image search >0 matches Wh-what is this creature Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)20:13:59 No.93309623 >>93309665 >>93309580 Are you pamperchu? >>93309628 where do i get a linux usb stick? >>93309623 Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)20:16:16 No.93309665 >>93309686 >> File: ferbs.jpg (101 KB, 608x1081) Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)20:19:25 No.93309706 >>93309896 put me in the screencap there may be a Murry in this very serve Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)20:52:40 No.93310151 >>93310184 >>93310143 What does the rest of the house look like? Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)20:51:42 No.93310143 >>93310151 >>93310322 >>93336543 File: plushhole.jpg (98 KB, 608x1081) Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)23:03:55 No.93311816 >>93311914 File: w--.png (355 KB, 631x541) Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)20:45:30 No.93310071 >>93310143 >>93310035 Did you add the teletubbies or did they come with the room? Where do you find a place like this? Hell? are these the boots/shoes of a fursuit? Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)23:17:55 No.93312017 >>93312247 File: you.jpg (17 KB, 354x300) Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)19:08:28 No.93308732> >>93328206 File: 1629949198872.png (90 KB, 309x319) Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)18:49:58 No.93308443> >>93308499 File: 1510512324462.jpg (145 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)23:10:11 No.93311914 >>93311991 >>93311816 no they're just my lizard slippies, but i want to get a fursuit in the near >>9331191 I knew you were a furry, what's your fursona? >>93310071 I added the teletubbies. This is the room I grew up in, my parents let me remodel it a bit, and after they moved out they left me the house so I went all out. Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)23:19:47 No.93312051 ► >>93312024 OP has spent 100% of his life in that room no wonder hes a t----- Should rope yourself OP. Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)20:55:22 No.93310184 ► >>93310151 pretty normal and boring since i haven't gotten around to remodeling the entire home to be cool like my room but i'll get around to it eventually >>93312017 blurred so you cant reverse image search but here's my 'sona Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)23:33:34 No.9331224793312517 >>93331059 File: Untitled.png (611 KB, 1050x870) Anonymous 05/09/23(Tue)17:44:48 No.93329007 >>93317123 you need a lobotomy kidcore Anonymous 05/09/23(Tue)06:22:46 No.93317123 >>93318420 >>93318468 >>93329007 File: creeeeepy.jpg (93 KB, 608x1081) I added the teletubbies. >>93294065 (OP) >>93294326 Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)16:36:52 No.93350660 >>93294065 (OP) what in god's green earth did I just stumble upon >>93307011 >>93307043 >>93308338 >>93308499 >>93294065 (OP) >>93294326 I have no words Wait a sec... something is off here. Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)23:23:24 No.93312112 >>93311691 >26 >Teletubbies W--. >First episode date: April 6, 1998 Jesus Christ, I'm old. >>93316614 i have an old pc because they look cool and fit the aesthetic of my room. i also had this one since i was a kid so i kept it, but i think i should upgrade it when i get the chance if your gf wants to do your room like mine then let her! its always cool when people self-express through their design i dont have a gf or bf </3 (im pan), but im still looking! the creepy factor is fun! it freaks people out and i think thats funny. also i like the dark so its nice. would take better pictures but wont bother bc im lazy lol Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)02:30:29 No.93335259 ► if OP isn't a child abducting serial killer then I don't know if I can trust my senses anymore nice and comfy i have trauma Anonymous 05/09/23(Tue)07:53:59 No.93318420 ► >>93317123 My n----- you have some serious f------ problems. Your childhood is never coming back. Drop the kid s---, get some sunlight and make some friends. View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO teevee forwatchinganimeee.jpg, 97KiB, 608x1081 Anonymous Wed 10 May 2023 09:05:24 No.93340562 Report Quoted By: >>93342202 >>93342912>>93344077 >>93344161 >>93344865 >>93345918 Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)23:03:18 No.93355618 ► >>93294065 (OP) This is almost as disturbing as that one guy from the battle stations thread with the hacked-up/bandaged amputee doll sitting in a glass display case I'm a gay little twink did I mention i'm a twink with a made wowie this thread is still going?? also thanks for the advice with the linux stuff. im going to do that and just run a linux on my computer. i heard linux is really easy to customize too soooo i might make my computer even coooooler * Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)18:32:10 No.93352407 ► Epic thread Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)21:05:37 No.93310322 >>93310557 >>93310143 how old are you? Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)21:24:58 No.93310557► >>93311458 >>93310322 why do you want to know? Wolfgang Imao Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)22:35:03 No.93311458► >>93311691 >>93310557 Why don't you want to answer? Do you feel embarrassed about it? Anonymous 05/09/23(Tue)14:52:24 No.93326022 >>93326044 >>93326199 >>93328322 >>93344586 File: survive.png (2.16 MB, 1024x1024) Anonymous 05/09/23(Tue)00:00:23 No.93312577 ► >>93312517 its a Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)22:53:56 No.93311691 ► >>93312112 >>93311458 no, im 26. im not shy about it, i just don't like sharing personal info online lol. swamp dog! im 26. im not shy about it >>93309119 /x/ starseed here, this is a trans person so from that it is obvious a demon is manifesting through them. It's sad to see and how normalised it has become. Anonymous 05/09/23(Tue)03:31:10 No.93314906 ► >>93308706 let me guess you got molested Every night I fight the demons in the astral realm to try and help you humans but there are so many now, I'm sorry they've become too many. I need to take my strength and flee with what I have left in myself. The demons that broke through into our world post ww2 and from European, Chinese, Japanese and especially American experimentation has been too much. Do what you can, take the gnome pill. CARE BEARS MELON Anonymous 05/09/23(Tue)11:32:00 No.93322251 ▶ >>93307043 this is what never growing up looks like Anonymous 05/09/23(Tue)11:39:10 No.93322393 >>93309665 >where do i get a linux usb stick? KEK Anonymous 05/09/23(Tue)11:56:01 No.93322717 ► what the f--- Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)11:22:26 No.93344161 >>93340562 THE JAR Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)11:46:14 No.93344865 File: 1676488682436001.png (87 KB, 500x500) >>93340562 OH HEAVENS NO TNT Anonymous 05/10/23(Wed)13:00:51 No.93346694 >Deleted RIP OP, hope to see you in 3 days im going to do that and just run a linux -ACK! THT linux usb stick DEFEAT -RAVAGER! LIKE MINECRAFT PED self-express

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Anon's hidden talent | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 8 KB JPG : Anonymous >ask if I can show her something cool >she says ok >I take off my socks and shoes to prove that I wasn't hiding any padding >I then go on to whack my toes against her desk >I do this only twice before she gets up and leaves What happened /b/ros? I thought she would be impressed 841 KB JPG >>899076216 # : Anonymous >>899074599 (OP) # its austistic : Anonymous >be me >have been walking around on the tops of my toes for about a year now >recently discover that stubbing my toe doesn't hurt anymore >be me today >want to show off to a female coworker I have a crush on : Anonymous >>899074599 (OP) # go f--- yourself 13/10 05/11/23(Thu)11:55:35 No.899074599 3 KB JPG This is what I mean by walking on the tops of my toes 05/11/23(Thu)12:01:45 No.899074741 05/11/23(Thu)12:18:02 No.899075119 05/11/23(Thu)12:20:40 No.899075191 05/11/23(Thu)12:32:06 No.899075426 >>899074599 (OP) # Keep it weird OP

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