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: Anonymous How to cope with crippling lon(...) 62 KB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)13:55:46 No.898914355 I'm 22 and I never had a gf. Every woman that approaches me ends up getting bored of me either after 5 mins, few hours or weeks. There is something repulsive about me and I can't figure out what. I don't really use social media and i'm not super fun and pretty awkward but is this really enough for me to be a subhuman incel? I can't f------ take it anymore. I see couples everywhere and I want to f------ destroy them. I'm not some freak. I go to college, the gym, I worked for over a year, I go out to bars etc. It really shouldn't be this hard to achieve what little broccoli zoomers do at 14. Are some of you legit 30+ wizards? How the f--- do you manage to get to that age without roping? I don't think I have much left in me. I have no motivation to get out of bed anymore.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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574 KB PNG >be me >Russian Dad and German mom >grow up in Germany but in a majority Russian-immigrant neighborhood >constantly surrounded by Slavic subhumans >have to come to realization that I am part subhuman too >cant make friends because Slavic genes make me to inferior to westerners but Germanic genes make me superior to Slavs and other shitskin migrants >cant get gf because of subhuman Slavic genes >cant succeed academically because of Slavic genes >cant do anything productive for society because subhuman genes wont let me participate in civilization >eventually start hating my father for being genetically inferior to me >also start hating my racetraitor w---- mother for ruining her godlike bloodline and giving birth to an abomination like me >war in Ukraine starts and it makes me hate Russia even more >root for Ukraine (despite them being subhuman slavs too) but dont participate in any real way >eventually realize that my existence and that of other Slavic people is a sin >need to find a way to repay for this sin >decided that I need to join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion >make a appointment at the Ukrainian Embassy in Berlin >I am finally going to avenge my mothers bloodline and hopefully will get my hands on Russian women and children >bonus if I survive i will be celebrated and finally accepted by Westerners RUSSLAND WIRD VERNICHTET WERDEN UND ES WIRD KEINE NEUE GENERATION GEBEN UM ES WIEDER AUFZUBAUEN

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