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Anonymous Domino's Pizza 63 KB GIF 04/25/16(Mon)15:52:39 No.7608707 My grandma f------ loves Domino's because she can keep the delivery guy talking and feel happy to see someone. I have heard her talking about it with her friends, and picked up some tips. 1. Never order ice cream because it can melt and limit the talking window 2. Never order a large because it implies you have hungry family waiting and the delivery guy might leave faster 3. Never order personal because the delivery guy will suspect what is happening 4. Get the most awkwardly shaped sides so that the pizza guy can't really see you and your lonely eyes 5. The 'New Yorker', 'Hawaiian' and 'Texas BBQ' are the best to order because the names allow you to talk about your travels to the delivery man 6. Don't order brownies or cookies because 'happy' grandmas make them for their grandkids and they will know you are lonely if ordering them Feel bad for her but she stinks >>7608730 # >>7608867 # >>7610151 # >>7610206 # >>7610255 # >>7610449 # >>7610506 # >>7610578 # >>7611911 # >>7616045 # >>7616592 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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