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Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:35:20 No.16907502 mlk.jpg 98 KB JPG >Organizes a series of very successful race riots >Threatens LBJ with more riots if he doesn't enact Civil Rights legislation >Remembered as a peaceable saint in the grand scheme of the Civil Rights movement

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/18/21(Mon)18:25:04 No.23455672 >Friday night nothing to do >decide to drive around >put on my best suit >style my hair nice >go to the Mcdonalds drive through >hold my phone up to my ear >a second before the lady asks for my order I pretend to have a conversation with my imaginary wife on my cell phone >place an order large enough for a nuclear family so as to not blow my cover >as I wait for the food at the next window, I talk to my imaginary wife on the phone about my day >the lady comes with the food as im telling my imaginary son that I love him and ill be home soon with nuggets >"love you too slugger, daddy'll be home soon" >take food, buy beer, get piss drunk by myself and eat half the food I bought, wasting the rest

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ 1705938142628782.jpg, 53KiB, 323x496 Reached a new low Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 >light on a c-------- 17:24:02 No.78332813 View Report >be me >had the best weekend of my life while at a festival >fell in love hard with this goth chick >made out on drugs etc. >she dumped me on the last day >started online dating to cope >match with this other hot goth chick >we get along super well >texting for hours >then she suddenly asks me something >"you know i am trans right?" >turn phone off >scream louder than ever before in my life

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Anon studies world war 2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)16:12:33 No.200625111 [Reply] >>200625161 >>200625207 >>200625) >start looking into WW2 >all the slavic countries fought alongside the Nazis in SS divisions >all the western euros immediately dropped their weapons and happily joined Germany It really was just the UK and Russia who wanted Germany destroyed, wasn't it? Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)16:14:45 No.200625161 >>200625111 (OP) >all the western euros immediately dropped their weapons and happily joined Germany retard

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Anon buys a new pc | /r/Greentext

File: f60.jpg (7 KB, 250x249) WHY IS ALWAYS ME Anonymous 08/06/24(Tue)10:21:34 No.101746849 ► >ran my skylake based computer for for almost 10 years >finally save up $3.5k for my all-out PC build >spend months waiting for parts on backorder >put it all together >3 months later >INTELED

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Anon is done. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous least soul-crushing wagie job 53 KB JPG 08/06/24(Tue)00:04:46 No.78404754 im done being a neet. >dishwasher >server >busser >warehouse associate >walmart >landscaping which wagie position f---- your mental the least? Anonymous >>78404754 (OP). 08/06/24(Tue)02:56:29 No.78405618 >Anon thinks he has a choice

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anon suffers from success | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ 1720983562485195.jpg, 144KiB, 1280x1904 kinda bad' looksmaxxing made me incel Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2024 16:54:53 No.78332553 View Report >be me, below average kid, late first kiss, late sex, late everything >but it happened >get into self improvement/lifting/sig by 19yo or so >rarely had girls speak to me, this decreases further >years pass, am big, have good job, go to all sorts of lengths to better my looks, good cologne, good clothes, good everything >all i get from that is being asked if im gay from time to time >cutie in the office talking to another female coworker >'imagine getting hit on by anon, id be scared, like actually uncomfortable' >self esteem is zero so i dont even take issue, just laugh it off and jokingly ask if i really am that bad >'no silly, youre just too much, i dont want to be with some ripped model, id feel >not english speakers but this is a rough translation >they laugh it off and go off topic do women really think this? it didnt seem like they were making fun of me. i have been approached by a few girls before, but strangely enough it all happened before i embarked on the whole looksmaxxing thing

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anon thinks he's guts | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO berserk.jpg, 176KiB, 525x589 BRTH END Anonymous Sat 03 Aug 2024 21:47:14 No.78379457 View Report I f------ love Berserk. I don't know how to explain it but even though I have nothing in common with Guts I just feel like we're similarly f----- up. Miura must have had a very f----- up life to come up with some of this s--- and the way Guts' character arc goes mirrors a lot of my own life >Be 18 >In college >get first real girlfriend since middle school >She's cute, I knew her from highschool >apparently she had a thing for me for a while and was upset when I graduated because she thought she'd never see me again >pure bliss >she says she loves me >invites me over "My parents aren't home <3" >proceed to make out with a girl for the first time >she gives me the worlds worst h------, I don't even c-- >eat her out >a few weeks later >she calls my mom a bitch >claims I r---- her and got her pregnant >we never even had sex >give up on women >don't even talk to women for 8 years >drop out of school >get a paid internship at intel >work my ass off, get several fulltime long term contracts at intel >COVID sucked any social skills I had out of my brain, realize I pretty much had my mid 20's deleted for no real reason >I've been making s--- money for 7 years now barely scraping by > living with parents still, they're disabled and on a fixed income I've been taking care of them since I was 14 >neither of us can afford rent alone >opportunity comes up >job pays $120k/yr >It's in defense >that is 3 times what I make now >It is 500 miles away >I'd have to move but f--- it the money is too good >get the job >move, still paying parents rent, make sure they have everything they need >work in Singapore for 4 months >meet a girl >decide to give love another shot

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anons tenant fucks the air conditioner | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO air-conditioner-near-a-new-house (...).jpg, 231 KiB, 1024x683 Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2024 20:22:13 No.78390297 >be me View Report >dad owns a rental property empire, 24 homes and some apartments >could basically live for free for the rest of my life but dad insists i 'learn the trade and earn my living', so i have to do house maintenance for all his houses >get a new tenant in one of our houses >morbidly obese man (fat people are good tenants because theyre mostly too lazy to call you about any problems) >two weeks into his lease >calls up and says his a/c is broken >old a/c unit, no surprise there >go there, just some dislodged wiring, figure an animal ran into it, it's an outside unit like pic related >fix it, easy peasy >two weeks later >he calls again >go over there >same problem >fix it again >another month goes past and he calls again >go over there and i'm very confused >all the wiring inside the unit is dislodged, as if someone has violently rattled the unit >still manage to fix it though >ask the tenant if he's heard anything outside at night >he tells me he hasnt heard anything >as i'm leaving a guy from the neighbouring house calls me over >"listen bud, this is going to sound strange... but that guy's been f------ the a/c unit" >obviously think this guy is crazy >he can tell so he pulls out his phone >shows me a video he took last night from his window of my tenant in the garden >the tenant is just aggressively humping up against the a/c unit, like he's making wild love to it >"not the first time i've seen him do it, but first time i recorded it, do you want me to send it to you?" >"no, that's okay..." >run to my car and drive away i've just parked in a mcdonalds parking lot and i'm not sure what i should do. my dad's old so i don't want to bother him with this, but i can't imagine talking to the guy about this. can i hire someone to deal with this??

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Anon dates blind girl | /r/Greentext

7 KB JPG >Dating a blind girl >All of her friends are blind >Love that she holds my arm when we're out >Love that she eventually got used to my apartment and can now navigate around by herself >Love that her guide dog is super friendly and is always on the job to help her. >Love that her family sees me as a great person because her being blind doesn't bother me >Love that she doesn't use the internet because it's too much hassle >Love that she requests I read new books for her in my voice and record them so she has her own boyfriend audiobook library.

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Anonymous (ID: 7ZPopz3E 648 KB GIF mikatoh 08/05/24(Mon)15:52:31 No.20920191 >Fail to install Xubuntu even though I followed all the instructions >PC gets blue screen of death after I tried to remove the drive partitions i created >iMessage on my iPhone says it it needs repair so I log out of it (a solution I read in a guide) I now cant access it because my authentication code is being sent to a dead phone number that my iPhone still thinks i use for some stupid reason and still sends peoples messages to The technology designed by humans is poorly designed in interface and utterly prone to failure in architecture. I hope artificial intelligence takes over and improves it into something dynamic and unfailing and kills the people who created such s--- software in the first place, I hope it showers California with nukes.

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Anon finds a 6-letter word for fun | /r/Greentext

2h (08/05/24 18:45) · 78403584 - 8 Re - 0 Img GIF 19KB (640 x 454) pepe-hooray.gif 3 Replies >be me >feeling a little down today >went to Barnes and Noble book store >sees a book with 600 word search puzzles >costs 8 dollars which is kinda a lot but I buy it anyway >does a few at home and it is very fun and satisfying >feels better Thanks book!

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ✓ P----------.jpg, 349KiB, 2555x1437 >normie woman moment >download the images off of google cloud >scroll down Anonymous Fri 26 Jul 2024 18:01:41 No.78287923 View Report >sister's phone got kill >she basically lost all pictures >some were saved by google cloud >asks me for help >sure whatever >thousands of pictures, screenshots, pictures of useless s---, etc. >scroll down >... >?! >What the... >pictures of a phone >p---------- >not hardcore but still more than vanilla >"A-Anon, you can skip those!" >ask her what the hell those are >"evidence against husband" >... >discuss about it >asks me whether it's normal her husband is viewing such things >well yes, but also no >asks me whether I do it too >... >explain to her that most men do it so it's pretty normal but it really shouldn't be normal in my opinion >etc. etc. >brought up examples of people me and her know who do the same Man... This was wild. I named some close relatives and told her to shut up about it. Hope she keeps the promise.

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