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File: 5BDBCD79-DC13-4325-8242-C(...).png (284 KB, 469x452) I just got fired from my job at mcdonalds Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)08:21:21 No.884093062 >>884093197 >>884093233 >>884094554 >>884094934 >>884094953 >>884095019 >>884095353 >>884095458 >>884095655 >>884095916 >>884096071 >>884096211 >>884096448 I'm literally so f------ p----- right now listen to this s--- >be me, 24 y/o NEET living with parents, never had a job, being forced to work part time at local mcdonalds by my bitch dad >get the job >all my coworkers are f------ stupid telling me how to do s--- i already know how to do >working on grill and some hoe named louise is trying to show me how to grill a f------ burger like im 2 >louise tells me i have to use new sets of blue gloves every f------ time i touch the quarter pounders >i naturally dont give a f--- >after she "shows me the ropes" she leaves to take care of something else and i can finally chill >suddenly everyone starts yelling at me to start cooking meat faster for some f------ reason >holyfuckingshitstfu >i just slap down a f--- ton of meat on the grill just to shut these idiots up >some annoying skinny kid (who is apparantly a manager) cor es over to me >"h-------- anon, w-- are you doing thats way too much” >im literally doing what they f------ told me to do >"do you know how to do grill?" >i say yes because i do, louise literally showed me how to do it 10 f------ thousand times >"bro you're not supposed to put that much meat down it wont cook, here let me show you how to do it" >p----- off i f------ throw the thing on the grill down and the manager kid shouts WHAT THE F--- like a little bitch and then i storm off to the back to cool the f--- off >he gets the head manager who comes back to ask me whats going on >i tell him im trying to do my job and hes getting in the way >manager tells me i "wasnt doing it right" or some s---, i tell him to f--- off and leave me alone >manager tells me how i was cooking too much meat and that i need to man the f--- up and do my job >we start shouting at each other >"THATS IT GET THE F--- OUT NOW" >mfw it wasnt even my choice to work here in the first place

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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