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Anonymous (ID: (IQIIhkRR 704 KB PNG 04/28/23(Fri)06:18:36 No.425068535 >be super commando >get deployed to massive rural desert country with an average IQ of 85 and an inbreeding rate of 20% >trek across the desert to enemy location >enemy has been under 24/7 surveillance for three weeks >you know the exact number of combatants >you know their exact weaponry >you know what kind of underwear each combatant has on >know what kind of kebabs he's been eating (thanks to the Lockheed Martin Model 3000 Remote Semi Autonomous Feces Analyzer Unit, please don't touch it) >set up perfect ambush position >open fire on 85 IQ inbred combatants >they begin to fire back with double your fire power because they have belt feds >you didn't bring a belt fed because every tacticool operator has convinced you a super speced AR15 is all you need >plus the military boomers haven't received enough bribe money to shill the usage of a light compact belt fed >in fact one brigadier general tried to son you into taking an M14 with you on this trip >lose 20% of your squad because WW1 tactics still work >big gun + many bullets = win >piss yourself >call in $3.5 million in ordinance >85 IQ goatherders obliterated epic style >10 years later >go to Ukraine >no more 85 IQ inbred goatherders >110 IQ Vladimir is waiting >110 IQ Vladimir is the result of 1000 years of natural selection, all his weak cousins were killed by every invading army into Russia >be you >no air cover >no $3.5 million in ordinance >no support >no Lockheed Martin Model 3000 Autonomous Mobile Feces Analyzer >get bombarded with WW1 style warfare (again) >300 155mm shells land on you in 30 seconds >they cost Russia nothing because they were manufactured in 1944 by some starving peasants >Stalin sends his regards >finally you slip into the abyss >your last sight is a Ukrainian soldier >he's dressing you in a Russian uniform and taking pictures >>425068740 # >>425068970 # >>425069174 # >>425069179 # >>425069251 # >>425069513 # >>425069559 # >>425069731 # >>425069761 # >>425070392 # >>425070553 # >>425071482 # >>425071724 # >>425074187 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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