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Anonymous 10/12/18(Fri)04:19:14 No.48641922 I don't have anywhere else to go so I'll tell you guys what happened. >Be me, 19 y/o loser >Virgin, never had a gf >Not very good socially 26 KB JPG >Not completely autistic though >Can be a good friend if people gave me opportunity >Appear as loner cause of situation >In class one day, most popular, hottest girls come up >Start talking to me casually, ask my name, my interests >Immediately suspiscious, but okay >They end up being really cool, conversation drifts but they kinda half keep me engaged >At the end, they invite me out with them >Automatic yes, best thing that could've happened >Over the course of about 6 months I go out with them a lot >They text me all the time to go places or do things with them >It's always stuff they like, malls, lunches, festivals, etc, but I'm cool with it >Get introduced to some really cool guys >50% popular guys 50% straight up Chads >Get along with them >Get invited to parties by the girls >My life has completely changed, and I assume it's because of the kindness of these girls Board /r9k/-ROBOT9001 ▼ Settings Home >My life has completely changed, and I assume it's because of the kindness of these girls >One day at the mall with them >They're shopping and stuff >I'm there helping carry their bags and whatever >They say they want me to wait outside the store for a sec while they run inside quick >Get a text from one of the Chads they introduced me to >"Hey, is this anon?" >"Yeah, who's this?" >"It's Chad. Hey, man, I don't want to bum you out or anything, but I think you should know. Those bitches are using you. They're actually laughing at you behind your back. You don't seem like a bad guy, but they're taking advantage of you on purpose." >w--.jpg >He then sends me a screenshot of a snapchat from one of the girls >It's a picture of me outside the store holding, like, 10 bags waiting for them. >Caption says: "Haha, who knew losers make the best servants <3" >No f------ way >"Sorry, man. I just felt like you should know." >I dropped their s--- and left as fast as possible >They haven't texted me yet, and I assume they won't 29 Replies /4 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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