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: Anonymous 04/27/23(Thu)14:41:18 No.898312643 25 KB PNG >be me, 10 years ago >typical lib who believes in diversity and s--- >start seeing memes from fourchannel after hearing about it on the news >disapprove of the messaging but find the memes very amusing >spend hours every day scrolling through for memes about (((them))) >giggle every time I read GOYUM and (((they))) to be clear, I am not antisemite, (((they))) are our brothers who deserve respect like everyone else >mfw ff to now >no new memes about shekles why did you guys stop? I don't have any new memes to enjoy on the internet and that makes me sad

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/27/23(Thu)16:36:13 No.898302558 >Be me >Learn about Amelia Earhart being eaten by coconut crabs >Decide to take revenge >Become Moby D--- on steroids >Hunt them down Pelayo style >Become apex predator >Nothing can stop me >Slowly turn tan >Nails get sharper >Evolution.png >l evolve into the superior creature, a crab, and rule the ocean with an iron claw >Start to realize my physical changes mean something >I'm now my enemy >I am become shellfish, the destroyer of crabs Pic related View Thread

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Anonymous 29 KB WEBP 4/26/2023(Wed), 08:16:05 > be redditor, stir s--- up all the time > banned in tons of subs > one day, i try to be hero, defend women in a s--- community No.49896763 > get banned from subreddit > call mod "retard" and a "weapon grade bitch", immediately get suspended for 7 days > in that time, unironically, the community gets banned... fuckingouch. > suspension lifted, message same mod "Imao you musty basement dwelling f---" > permanently suspended from reddit. > appeal. > win, account reinstated 8 days later coz i f------ rocked debate club. > don't want to be on reddit anymore > eat cheetos, contemplate my next move. ami a vigilante or a retard?

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: Anonymous 208 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)13:34:14 No.72971949 I hate being a pathetic simp but I can't help it : Anonymous >girl on onlyfans tell me that if I send her a tip something nice will happen 04/16/23(Sun)14:04:33 No.72972167 >send tip >she ghost me idk buddy but it hurts

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/27/23(Thu)10:36:13 No.898302558 >Be me >Learn about Amelia Earhart being eaten by coconut crabs >Decide to take revenge >Become Moby D--- on steroids >Hunt them down Pelayo style >Become apex predator >Nothing can stop me >Slowly turn tan >Nails get sharper >Evolution.png >I evolve into the superior creature, a crab, and rule the ocean with an iron claw >Start to realize my physical changes mean something >I'm now my enemy >I am become shellfish, the destroyer of crabs Pic related

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File: Redwoods.png (2.39 MB, 1085x913) Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 22:21:16 No.181078392 ► >>181078566 >>181078570 >>181078668 >>181079090 Europeans are unironically jelly about our nature.

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: Anonymous (ID: bq6Sb/8e) 04/14/23(Fri)23:55:17 No.423527210 >>423526578 (OP) # I miss when the left and democrats used to be antiestablishment and applaud these acts. A real leftist would see anyone airing the dirty laundry of a corrupt, imperial in all but name military for the global hegemony regime as an act of patriotism. Not treason. But that's par for the course for the left now, who calls the very pharmaceutical companies who r--- and pillage your average American a bunch of heroes because they profited off of a vaccine. You people are neither leftists nor the resistance to the regime you think you are, and it's a damn shame because the left once actually fought for things that had a point and would benefit everyone. Where has that all gone to? >>423527645 # >>423528201 # >>423528463 # >>423529611 # >>423529807 # >>423530479 # Anonymous (ID: (V1SAgmTq) 04/15/23(Sat)00:20:43 No.423529807 >>423527210 # >I miss when the left and democrats used to be antiestablishment and applaud these acts. last year I was talking to a girl I've known for decades and she has become pretty leftist over the years. We weren't even really discussing politics but she brought up Trump and asked me how I felt about him. I don't like talking politics with women so basically the only thing I said is that it was nice that the US finally wasn't at war on a large scale for the first time in many years. She said that didn't matter. It kind of blew me away since that was like the #1 reason people hated Bush. But all of a sudden peace is unimportant. And keeping us out of where we don't belong is unimportant. F--- Ukraine, f--- Russia, f--- Israel, f--- Palestine, f--- both Koreas and Japan, I just don't care n---- not my problem. 04/14/23(Fri)23:57:25 NO.423527416 : Anonymous (ID: oZumhSBO 04/14/23(Fri)23:59:46 No.423527645 >>423527210 # This was the last time there was a true left and right, both of which were still American at their core and had plenty of common ground, engaging in political debates on good faith and with the greater good as the goal. I think this ended with JFK's assassination, but I'm not even 40 yet so likely don't have the full picture. I know Democrats have always been kind of c----, but the true liberal ideal was that of independence and freedom from oppression, not government boot-licking and violent communist revolution.

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Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)13:53:40 No.28826754 >spend entire life with severe depression and anxiety >stop speaking to family and block their numbers with no explanation >>28827061 >problems magically go away >once in a while they still find a new number to try to contact me by, and I block that number, too. it was this easy all along.

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Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)15:21:09 No.70753784 674 KB JPG Veganism: >benefits the planet >benefits your health >benefits your wallet >most humane diet >raises human consciousness to a whole new level >robs big pharma of racketeering profits >only diet that prevents and reverses three top killers globally (heart disease, cancer, diabetes) >embraced by the most based people to have walked the Earth Counter-arguments: >heh, but u have to take a b12 supplement every 3 months... >i have slightly higher choline levels >ur too skinny... >meat taste good >muh ancestors (grain eating peasants) >fiber? I bet u fart a lot... When are you going to stop coping and just admit that plant-based is superior?

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Anonymous (ID: KOLwjmNS ) 100 101 161 04/17/23 (Mon)14:41:04 No.423904740 1681766602698795.jpg 2.06 MB JPG **** >be the smartest black man alive >go to friend's house to pick him up >notice that the cars in the driveway are completely different than my friend's cars >huh that's strange >notice that the garage that is normally at the front of the house is now at the side of the house >huh that wasn't like that yesterday >notice that there are no trespassing signs everywhere >huh those weren't here before >notice all the lights in the house are off >huh well guess i better just walk in >*BANG* >F--- Y'ALL DO THAT FOR? Y'ALL RACIST!

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: Anonymous 04/27/23(Thu)14:41:18 No.898312643 25 KB PNG >be me, 10 years ago >typical lib who believes in diversity and s--- >start seeing memes from fourchannel after hearing about it on the news >disapprove of the messaging but find the memes very amusing >spend hours every day scrolling through for memes about (((them))) >giggle every time I read GOYUM and (((they))) to be clear, I am not antisemite, (((they))) are our brothers who deserve respect like everyone else >mfw ff to now >no new memes about shekles why did you guys stop? I don't have any new memes to enjoy on the internet and that makes me sad

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