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: Anonymous 208 KB JPG 04/16/23(Sun)13:34:14 No.72971949 I hate being a pathetic simp but I can't help it : Anonymous >girl on onlyfans tell me that if I send her a tip something nice will happen 04/16/23(Sun)14:04:33 No.72972167 >send tip >she ghost me idk buddy but it hurts

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 04/27/23(Thu)10:36:13 No.898302558 >Be me >Learn about Amelia Earhart being eaten by coconut crabs >Decide to take revenge >Become Moby D--- on steroids >Hunt them down Pelayo style >Become apex predator >Nothing can stop me >Slowly turn tan >Nails get sharper >Evolution.png >I evolve into the superior creature, a crab, and rule the ocean with an iron claw >Start to realize my physical changes mean something >I'm now my enemy >I am become shellfish, the destroyer of crabs Pic related

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File: Redwoods.png (2.39 MB, 1085x913) Anonymous 04/26/23 (Wed) 22:21:16 No.181078392 ► >>181078566 >>181078570 >>181078668 >>181079090 Europeans are unironically jelly about our nature.

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Anon is a old school leftist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: bq6Sb/8e) 04/14/23(Fri)23:55:17 No.423527210 >>423526578 (OP) # I miss when the left and democrats used to be antiestablishment and applaud these acts. A real leftist would see anyone airing the dirty laundry of a corrupt, imperial in all but name military for the global hegemony regime as an act of patriotism. Not treason. But that's par for the course for the left now, who calls the very pharmaceutical companies who r--- and pillage your average American a bunch of heroes because they profited off of a vaccine. You people are neither leftists nor the resistance to the regime you think you are, and it's a damn shame because the left once actually fought for things that had a point and would benefit everyone. Where has that all gone to? >>423527645 # >>423528201 # >>423528463 # >>423529611 # >>423529807 # >>423530479 # Anonymous (ID: (V1SAgmTq) 04/15/23(Sat)00:20:43 No.423529807 >>423527210 # >I miss when the left and democrats used to be antiestablishment and applaud these acts. last year I was talking to a girl I've known for decades and she has become pretty leftist over the years. We weren't even really discussing politics but she brought up Trump and asked me how I felt about him. I don't like talking politics with women so basically the only thing I said is that it was nice that the US finally wasn't at war on a large scale for the first time in many years. She said that didn't matter. It kind of blew me away since that was like the #1 reason people hated Bush. But all of a sudden peace is unimportant. And keeping us out of where we don't belong is unimportant. F--- Ukraine, f--- Russia, f--- Israel, f--- Palestine, f--- both Koreas and Japan, I just don't care n---- not my problem. 04/14/23(Fri)23:57:25 NO.423527416 : Anonymous (ID: oZumhSBO 04/14/23(Fri)23:59:46 No.423527645 >>423527210 # This was the last time there was a true left and right, both of which were still American at their core and had plenty of common ground, engaging in political debates on good faith and with the greater good as the goal. I think this ended with JFK's assassination, but I'm not even 40 yet so likely don't have the full picture. I know Democrats have always been kind of c----, but the true liberal ideal was that of independence and freedom from oppression, not government boot-licking and violent communist revolution.

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152 KB JPG >SCIENCE: BELIEVED >RENT: PAID >TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED >SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED >NETFLIX: CHILLED >VASECTOMY: RECOVERING >REDDIT: GILDED AND GOLDED >COMPUTER: MAC >WIFE: BLACKED >WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK >NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED >T: LOW >MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE >MOUTH: AGAPE >FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY >WATER: FLUORIDATED >DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED >ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED >COOKIES: ACCEPTED >GPS LOCATION: ON >SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING >HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED! Anonymous >NINTENDO SWITCH OLED POKÉMON SCARLET AND VIOLET LIMITED EDITION: PREORDERED!!!!! 04/26/23(Wed)21:31:36 No.898258236 >>898258161 (OP) # rent: free

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Anon solves depression and anxiety | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/23(Tue)13:53:40 No.28826754 >spend entire life with severe depression and anxiety >stop speaking to family and block their numbers with no explanation >>28827061 >problems magically go away >once in a while they still find a new number to try to contact me by, and I block that number, too. it was this easy all along.

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Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)15:21:09 No.70753784 674 KB JPG Veganism: >benefits the planet >benefits your health >benefits your wallet >most humane diet >raises human consciousness to a whole new level >robs big pharma of racketeering profits >only diet that prevents and reverses three top killers globally (heart disease, cancer, diabetes) >embraced by the most based people to have walked the Earth Counter-arguments: >heh, but u have to take a b12 supplement every 3 months... >i have slightly higher choline levels >ur too skinny... >meat taste good >muh ancestors (grain eating peasants) >fiber? I bet u fart a lot... When are you going to stop coping and just admit that plant-based is superior?

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Anonymous (ID: KOLwjmNS ) 100 101 161 04/17/23 (Mon)14:41:04 No.423904740 1681766602698795.jpg 2.06 MB JPG **** >be the smartest black man alive >go to friend's house to pick him up >notice that the cars in the driveway are completely different than my friend's cars >huh that's strange >notice that the garage that is normally at the front of the house is now at the side of the house >huh that wasn't like that yesterday >notice that there are no trespassing signs everywhere >huh those weren't here before >notice all the lights in the house are off >huh well guess i better just walk in >*BANG* >F--- Y'ALL DO THAT FOR? Y'ALL RACIST!

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De-trans'd my daughter in 1 da(...) 151 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)16:53:56 No.409306658 >daughter says she's trans (9th grade) >wtfdo.jpeg >confess I'm trans too >she's confused >dad no you're not >stop being a bigot Charlotte, let's do this together >wear dress and makeup next morning >daughter is angry, tells me to stop faking >no, I'm trans honey. now get in the car and let's go to school >she's horrified, asks to be dropped off a block away >nope, walk her in, wave to front desk >she's fuming >wife can't stop laughing >pick up daughter, in skirt and heels. s----- makeup, glitter on cheeks. skip your to her and her friends >DAD STOP ITS NOT FUNNY >demand she use my pronouns, call her a bigot >next morning she's done with the whole trans thing, begs me to stop Is being trans now just the 90s version of goth? Definitely not cool when your parents do it. Lean into it and shame them out of it

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Anonymous 62 KB JPG delete 04/26/23(Wed)22:08:03 No.898264869 >open /b/ >p--- >racism >transphobia >conspiracies >finally find a decent thread >this thread has been pruned or you guys are so f------ boring and basic, this is the RANDOM board for f---'s sake

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Anon gets a harem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous University Harem 37 KB PNG 04/23/22(Sat)14:29:51 No.68341642 >Be accepted at Uni >File form for student residency >See "for the purpose of placing you, please check your gender:" >Male >Female >Non-binary >Check female, even tho that's not true >Apply for the female dorm >Get accepted >Be the only guy in the women's dorm >basically got my own personal harem >it's that simple

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: Anonymous This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness 04/26/23 (Wed)18:31:21 No.898250483 106 KB JPG >be me >have abscess tooth >horrible headache on same side of tooth >cant afford $150 to remove it >my medical insurance doesnt cover emergency dental >dont even have time to get to a dentist anyway because i get no days off >can't save money because living paycheck to paycheck >can't find a new job because theres literally no f------ time so how the f--- do i stop an abscessed tooth from going to my brain god bless america 04/26/23(Wed)18:54:47 No.898251335 : Anonymous >>898250483 (OP) # Go to the emergency room you f------ retard they'll remove it. Every American has insurance. You either are under the affordable care act or medicare / medicaid / private insuarance

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04/26/23 (Wed) 20:01:09 No.73103150 >You will never be a real slug. I know the idea of gliding effortlessly, leaving a slimy trail behind, and having no worries may seem appealing to you. But the harsh reality is that no matter how much you try, you will never truly be a slug. Sure, you can cover yourself in slime, crawl on the ground, and munch on leaves, but that won't change the fact that you are a human being. You possess hands, feet, and a complex brain. Slugs don't have any of that; they are just a squishy mass of flesh that slithers around. 232 KB JPG : Anonymous

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