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Anonymous 62 KB JPG delete 04/26/23(Wed)22:08:03 No.898264869 >open /b/ >p--- >racism >transphobia >conspiracies >finally find a decent thread >this thread has been pruned or you guys are so f------ boring and basic, this is the RANDOM board for f---'s sake

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon gets a harem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous University Harem 37 KB PNG 04/23/22(Sat)14:29:51 No.68341642 >Be accepted at Uni >File form for student residency >See "for the purpose of placing you, please check your gender:" >Male >Female >Non-binary >Check female, even tho that's not true >Apply for the female dorm >Get accepted >Be the only guy in the women's dorm >basically got my own personal harem >it's that simple

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>anyone doing bad in america is baiting | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous This creature has adapted to the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness 04/26/23 (Wed)18:31:21 No.898250483 106 KB JPG >be me >have abscess tooth >horrible headache on same side of tooth >cant afford $150 to remove it >my medical insurance doesnt cover emergency dental >dont even have time to get to a dentist anyway because i get no days off >can't save money because living paycheck to paycheck >can't find a new job because theres literally no f------ time so how the f--- do i stop an abscessed tooth from going to my brain god bless america 04/26/23(Wed)18:54:47 No.898251335 : Anonymous >>898250483 (OP) # Go to the emergency room you f------ retard they'll remove it. Every American has insurance. You either are under the affordable care act or medicare / medicaid / private insuarance

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Take the slugpill Anon | /r/Greentext

04/26/23 (Wed) 20:01:09 No.73103150 >You will never be a real slug. I know the idea of gliding effortlessly, leaving a slimy trail behind, and having no worries may seem appealing to you. But the harsh reality is that no matter how much you try, you will never truly be a slug. Sure, you can cover yourself in slime, crawl on the ground, and munch on leaves, but that won't change the fact that you are a human being. You possess hands, feet, and a complex brain. Slugs don't have any of that; they are just a squishy mass of flesh that slithers around. 232 KB JPG : Anonymous

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Anon lost his pen | /r/Greentext

(OP) >>898278050 >in 3rd grade >wake up like a half hour early one day >try and fail to go back to sleep >get bored >start playing with my butt >feels pretty nice >wanna go deeper >yellow pen on the bedside table >start doing my butt with yellow pen >go as deep as I can before pulling out to do it again >repeat many times >finger fumbles the pen at its deepest >spend the next ten minutes frantically trying to pull pen out of my butt >fail >time to get up for school >envision the pen doing all sorts of horrible things to my butt throughout the day >get home >go to bathroom >force myself to s--- >butter knife in hand explore that s--- in depth >nopen.exe To this day I have no idea where that pen went. I must have s--- it out, but I never managed to find it when I did. 2 replies

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What do you think about ho*flation? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: mEfbuikU Modern w----- couldn't possibl(...) 06/28/22(Tue)16:18:40 No.384368717 675 KB JPG Modern men have to work 5x harder than their grandfathers did for women 20x worse than what their grandmothers were. Its called hoeflation, and its destroying western men's desires to be providers and protectors.

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who is he? does he know? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 273 KB JPG 04/26/23(Wed)11:34:08 No.181054891 >Gets elected >US immediately loses war in Afghanistan >Russia invades Ukraine >China openly sends spy balloons over American cities >Ethiopia collapses >Sudan breaks into civil war >China about to invade Taiwan and India >American society completely collapsed, national divorce on everyone's lips >WW3 is a mainstream topic and widely seen as an inevitability Unironically how did he f--- up this bad in 3 years? Is he the horseman of War or something?

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Anon gets drafted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 439 KB GIF 04/20/23(Thu)10:00:58 No.180788825 I've got draft paper in the mail 04/20/23(Thu)10:02:33 No.180788885 Anonymous >>180788825 (OP) # you're gonna play in the NBA? >>180789021 # >>180789110 # >>180789553 # >>180790185 # >>180792132 # >>180792635 # >>180792809 # 04/20/23(Thu)10:08:08 No.180789110 Anonymous >>180788885 # yeah, the Next Bakhmut Assault >>180789553 # >>180790000 # >>180791804 # >>180791847 #

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Anon has low T count | /r/Greentext

The Benefits of Optimal Testosterone Confident Sharper, Mind Happy Increased Muscle Mass Healthy Heart Strong Erections & Healthy Libido Strong Bones Plenty of Energy Man with Optimal Testosterone Constant Fatigue Depressed Increased Fat Tissue Increased. Risk of ED & Low Libido Increased Risk of Alzheimer's Disease MANLINESS Increased Risk of Osteoporosis Man with Deficient Testosterone DjxHxUDUYAAhz5G.jpg 206 KB JPG >unironically what no p---- does to you on the right This is why men are dropping out of the workforce, smoking weed, living in their parent's basements, etc.

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What do you think about this? Haha | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: VSAKONbj) 04/25/23(Tue)06:09:47 No.424770559 >>424770273 (OP) # Women have literally never been worth less yet also have never expected more. >can't cook >can't clean >needs machines to do any housework at all >no sense of responsibility >wouldn't sacrifice two vacations a year for children >will abandon her man at the slightest hint of economic hardship Compare them to women of 100+ years ago and they fall short in every single metric, by a vast margin. Yet their expectations in men were much more realistic as well. >>424774349 # >>424776254 # >>424776790 # >>424778806 #

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Anon gets a compliment from a girl for the first time in his life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A girl called me handsome for (...) 510 KB PNG 04/26/23(Wed)19:43:25 No.73102313 >be me >fat my whole life >get bullied for it relentlessly >girls openly talk about how disgusting I am >miss out on teen love, never have a relationship and eventually lose vcard to prostitute >eventually decided to finally lose weight and start working out at age 20 >2 years pass >no longer a fat f--- >descent muscle mass and my face is no longer like that of a chubby kid >decided to go out with a old friend after a long time of isolation >meet girls >have a nice conversation with a cute redhead >she calls me handsome >freeze.jpg >cant move, cant talk, just stare at her >"is everything okay anon" >she goes to get a glass of water >leave the party and go home >been thinking about it the last few days This was the first time in my life a woman other than my grandma and mom called me handsome bros and I messed it up. I hate being autistic and not knowing what to do in these situations. It was also a massive shock to me desu. Girls being attracted to me is something I declared as unrealistic when I was age 12 and so I just gave up early on. This is all very confusing to me bros idk how to handle my own emotions and the way I view myself right now

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Uhh uh, anon has found a soulmate? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 156 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)21:12:51 No.898257543 P--- has ruined women's minds 220 KB JPG >be me >college >get lucky after years of dry spell >girl regrets it >says I remind her of her brother >end up f------ like 3 or 4 more times View Thread 04/26/23(Wed)21:17:59 No.898257720 Yes! it's the p---!

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Sound advice from two fellow anons to another anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG Anonymous and behind" >her tone of voice changed when she said it >was this a Freudian slip? 101 KB JPG >>70752394 # Anonymous Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)11:13:19 No.70752354 kill yourself >been going to the gym for a couple months >keeping seeing my mom staring at my gains >didn't put my plate in the dishwasher >"you keep f------ me from front 04/26/23(Wed)11:16:40 No.70752370 >>70752354 (OP) # f--- your mom 04/26/23(Wed)11:21:03 No.70752394 04/26/23(Wed)11:23:11 No.70752403

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