Why Are Sonic Fans Warning Moviegoers Not To Cheer When Maria Dies In 'Sonic The Hedgehog 3?' The Viral Memes Explained
What Is The 'Sharon's Burnt Marie Callender Pie' Meme? The Thanksgiving Burned Pie Meme Explained
Is Chis-Chan Having A Kid And Who Is 'Flutter?' The Rumor About The Lolcow's Potential Child Explained
What Does 'Ningning Is The Maknae' Mean? The Viral Memes About The 'Aespa' K-Pop Idol Explained
What Is The '2006 Volleyball Incident' And Is It Real? The Viral Conspiracy Theory Explained

The Benefits of Optimal Testosterone Confident Sharper, Mind Happy Increased Muscle Mass Healthy Heart Strong Erections & Healthy Libido Strong Bones Plenty of Energy Man with Optimal Testosterone Constant Fatigue Depressed Increased Fat Tissue Increased. Risk of ED & Low Libido Increased Risk of Alzheimer's Disease MANLINESS Increased Risk of Osteoporosis Man with Deficient Testosterone DjxHxUDUYAAhz5G.jpg 206 KB JPG >unironically what no p---- does to you on the right This is why men are dropping out of the workforce, smoking weed, living in their parent's basements, etc.

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (828px x 860px)

File size: 87.9 KB

Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

View All 43,898 Images

More:

What do you think about this? Haha | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: VSAKONbj) 04/25/23(Tue)06:09:47 No.424770559 >>424770273 (OP) # Women have literally never been worth less yet also have never expected more. >can't cook >can't clean >needs machines to do any housework at all >no sense of responsibility >wouldn't sacrifice two vacations a year for children >will abandon her man at the slightest hint of economic hardship Compare them to women of 100+ years ago and they fall short in every single metric, by a vast margin. Yet their expectations in men were much more realistic as well. >>424774349 # >>424776254 # >>424776790 # >>424778806 #

Pin

Anon gets a compliment from a girl for the first time in his life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A girl called me handsome for (...) 510 KB PNG 04/26/23(Wed)19:43:25 No.73102313 >be me >fat my whole life >get bullied for it relentlessly >girls openly talk about how disgusting I am >miss out on teen love, never have a relationship and eventually lose vcard to prostitute >eventually decided to finally lose weight and start working out at age 20 >2 years pass >no longer a fat f--- >descent muscle mass and my face is no longer like that of a chubby kid >decided to go out with a old friend after a long time of isolation >meet girls >have a nice conversation with a cute redhead >she calls me handsome >freeze.jpg >cant move, cant talk, just stare at her >"is everything okay anon" >she goes to get a glass of water >leave the party and go home >been thinking about it the last few days This was the first time in my life a woman other than my grandma and mom called me handsome bros and I messed it up. I hate being autistic and not knowing what to do in these situations. It was also a massive shock to me desu. Girls being attracted to me is something I declared as unrealistic when I was age 12 and so I just gave up early on. This is all very confusing to me bros idk how to handle my own emotions and the way I view myself right now

Pin

Uhh uh, anon has found a soulmate? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 156 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)21:12:51 No.898257543 P--- has ruined women's minds 220 KB JPG >be me >college >get lucky after years of dry spell >girl regrets it >says I remind her of her brother >end up f------ like 3 or 4 more times View Thread 04/26/23(Wed)21:17:59 No.898257720 Yes! it's the p---!

Pin

Sound advice from two fellow anons to another anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG Anonymous and behind" >her tone of voice changed when she said it >was this a Freudian slip? 101 KB JPG >>70752394 # Anonymous Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)11:13:19 No.70752354 kill yourself >been going to the gym for a couple months >keeping seeing my mom staring at my gains >didn't put my plate in the dishwasher >"you keep f------ me from front 04/26/23(Wed)11:16:40 No.70752370 >>70752354 (OP) # f--- your mom 04/26/23(Wed)11:21:03 No.70752394 04/26/23(Wed)11:23:11 No.70752403

Pin

Anon becomes a feminist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)17:22:45 No.898265495 Testicular injuries in women's sports: 900 1920 1940 1960 1980 2000 2020 IMG_1451.jpg 25 KB JPG >biblical type of sudden surge in a new health crisis for women >not even a single news article Society only gives a s--- when men are affected. F--- the patriarchy

Pin

Anon is a redditard | /r/Greentext

Pin

Anon can't comprehend shooter's motive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: n+ImNBgh) Boomer kills nerdy white teen'(...) 04/19/23(Wed) 23:01:15 No.424121357 'I tried to step on the gas as fast as I could': Boyfriend, 19, describes terror as Upstate NY homeowner opened fire with 12-gauge shotgun and killed his girlfriend after they pulled into wrong driveway 26AE2E91-BE3C-40EA-9A64-114AEE868E8F.jpg 196 KB JPG >white teen couple pull up in your driveway and look lost >immediately shoot at them What the f---. If she had a nog bf I could understand but why be so trigger happy over a nerdy white kid with his shy white gf? : Anonymous (ID: Hn2ae3qE) DRIVEWAY 04/19/23 (Wed)23:03:00 No.424121530 >>424121357 (OP) # >If she had a nog bf I could understand but why be so trigger happy over a nerdy white kid with his shy white gf? This. Why did this f----- shoot her. >>424122416 # >>424122839 # >>424123263 # >>424124243 # >>424124425 # >>424125685 # >>424126556 # >>424126962 # >>424128539 # >>424129014 # >>424129939 # >>424131977 # : Anonymous (ID: DwY4KGLO) I 04/19/23(Wed)23:03:54 No.424121613 >>424121357 (OP) # >clearly trespass on someone's property >get shot for it >"WAAAAA MY GIRLFRIEND WAAAAA GUNS BAD" OP should've died too. How was the home owner supposed to know it wasn't MS13? >>424121758 # >>424122251 # >>424122814 # >>424129297 # : Anonymous (ID: T3bVpWA2) 04/19/23 (Wed)23:04:47 No.424121704 >>424121357 (OP) # if it already isnt obvious, we live in an atomized and paranoid society, something you can thank the intelligence community for starting well before allowing 9/11 to happen >>424121889 # >>424122228 # >>424122814 # >>424123933 # : Anonymous (ID: WedC9JTI) = 04/19/23(Wed) 23:05:01 No.424121727 >>424121357 (OP) # Well, maybe they couldn't read the no trespassing sign. Public school education

Pin

Anon got play | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 226 KB PNG 10/29/19(Tue)11:56:32 No.812880297 > held hands > hugged > slept together > confessed a lot to each others > did not kissed or f----- yet but that's not necessarily what I'm looking for > "I see you as a friend" what the hell woman

Pin

In her 90 years of living, anon makes the worst coffee she ever have had | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C 04/26/23 (Wed)17:16:41 No.7310108 6 KB PNG > be me > working as a barista at a small local cafe > a 90 year old ish grandma comes in > orders a black coffee > makes her coffee and gives it to her > some time later > the old lady come back visibly startled > says its the worst coffee she ever have had > sad.exe

Pin

Anon has a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 2023 In the 90s 04/26/23(Wed)17:27:10 No.73101169 > on holiday with family > We must leave the light on in the house so thieves think we are home and dont break in > on holiday with family > Puts everything on social media > Pictures of the whole family who is enjoying themselves in a hot tropical beach > the house stands empty for everyone to know And people are still in shock that their house gets broken

Pin

"Wubba lubba dub dub" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 136 KB JPG 04/26/23(Wed)21:10:03 No.898257433 >ww3 has broken out and you have been drafted Anonymous : Anonymous What is written on your helmet anon? : Anonymous "I did it all for the nookie" 04/26/23(Wed)21:15:20 No.898257632 04/26/23(Wed)21:19:29 No.898257775 04/26/23(Wed)21:21:14 No.898257842 "Jannies are trannies" : Anonymous : Anonymous Skyrim is for the Nords 04/26/23(Wed)21:21:45 No.898257860 04/26/23(Wed)21:22:21 No.898257886

Pin

Anon simps for cheetahs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2 : Anonymous Why are cheetahs the most gorgeous of all the big cats? What was evolution trying to maximize for here? 03/22/23(Wed)13:00:24 No.4469563 1560855952545.jpg 845 KB JPG 201 two-snow-leopard-cuddling-1033901914- c2e3ff5126904a8cb340f0ac4dac620a.jpg 150 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)16:19:16 No.4469605 >>4469563 (OP) # >cheetahs the most gorgeous of all the big cats? Not even close. Cheetahs have cow hocks and the curvature of their spine reminds me of goofy-ass cartoon horses. >>4469635 # >>4469735 # >>4470031 # >>4485185 # >>4493319 # : Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)17:53:39 No.4469635 >>4469605 # The absolute audacity. Snow leopards could never hope to compete with the supermodels of the cat world. And cow hocks! You're lucky that cheets are the nicest of the big cats or you'd probably be at risk of being slightly abraded by their non- retractible blunt claws. >overly lanky >weak head 1674778047944.jpg 60 KB JPG >>4469737 # >>4470859 # >>4471281 # >>4475854 # >>4483041 # >>4493055 # 03/22/23(Wed)18:45:52 No.4469655 56 portrait-of-a-cougar--mountain-lion--puma--panther- 509738734-1310e31ef4a0491e9d6e08cae24b507f.jpg 1.06 MB JPG >facial expression that makes it look like it is worried that it is going to s--- itself 24/7 Cheetah is easily the ugliest of all big cats. >>4470809 # >>4478223 #

Pin

-1

Greentext Stories - Anon has low T count | /r/Greentext

PROTIP: Press the ← and → keys to navigate the gallery, 'g' to view the gallery, or 'r' to view a random image.

The Benefits of Optimal Testosterone Confident Sharper, Mind Happy Increased Muscle Mass Healthy Heart Strong Erections & Healthy Libido Strong Bones Plenty of Energy Man with Optimal Testosterone Constant Fatigue Depressed Increased Fat Tissue Increased. Risk of ED & Low Libido Increased Risk of Alzheimer's Disease MANLINESS Increased Risk of Osteoporosis Man with Deficient Testosterone DjxHxUDUYAAhz5G.jpg 206 KB JPG >unironically what no p---- does to you on the right This is why men are dropping out of the workforce, smoking weed, living in their parent's basements, etc.

View Gallery Random Image

Image Details

580 views (5 from today)

Uploaded Apr 27, 2023 at 03:22AM EDT

Origin Entry

Greentext Stories

Source

Tags

Claim Authorship Edit History

About the Uploader

Reddit Moments

Treasurer & Media Maid

Textile Embed

!https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/578/459/688.jpg!

Today's Top Image Galleries

The Social Contract

The Social Contract

Queen Never Cry meme.

Queen Never Cry

Wifejak meme format depicting a female wojak character with red hair and a grey shirt.

Wifejak

My New Character meme.

My New Character / Chill Guy