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The Benefits of Optimal Testosterone Confident Sharper, Mind Happy Increased Muscle Mass Healthy Heart Strong Erections & Healthy Libido Strong Bones Plenty of Energy Man with Optimal Testosterone Constant Fatigue Depressed Increased Fat Tissue Increased. Risk of ED & Low Libido Increased Risk of Alzheimer's Disease MANLINESS Increased Risk of Osteoporosis Man with Deficient Testosterone DjxHxUDUYAAhz5G.jpg 206 KB JPG >unironically what no p---- does to you on the right This is why men are dropping out of the workforce, smoking weed, living in their parent's basements, etc.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous (ID: VSAKONbj) 04/25/23(Tue)06:09:47 No.424770559 >>424770273 (OP) # Women have literally never been worth less yet also have never expected more. >can't cook >can't clean >needs machines to do any housework at all >no sense of responsibility >wouldn't sacrifice two vacations a year for children >will abandon her man at the slightest hint of economic hardship Compare them to women of 100+ years ago and they fall short in every single metric, by a vast margin. Yet their expectations in men were much more realistic as well. >>424774349 # >>424776254 # >>424776790 # >>424778806 #

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Anon gets a compliment from a girl for the first time in his life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A girl called me handsome for (...) 510 KB PNG 04/26/23(Wed)19:43:25 No.73102313 >be me >fat my whole life >get bullied for it relentlessly >girls openly talk about how disgusting I am >miss out on teen love, never have a relationship and eventually lose vcard to prostitute >eventually decided to finally lose weight and start working out at age 20 >2 years pass >no longer a fat f--- >descent muscle mass and my face is no longer like that of a chubby kid >decided to go out with a old friend after a long time of isolation >meet girls >have a nice conversation with a cute redhead >she calls me handsome >freeze.jpg >cant move, cant talk, just stare at her >"is everything okay anon" >she goes to get a glass of water >leave the party and go home >been thinking about it the last few days This was the first time in my life a woman other than my grandma and mom called me handsome bros and I messed it up. I hate being autistic and not knowing what to do in these situations. It was also a massive shock to me desu. Girls being attracted to me is something I declared as unrealistic when I was age 12 and so I just gave up early on. This is all very confusing to me bros idk how to handle my own emotions and the way I view myself right now

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Uhh uh, anon has found a soulmate? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 156 KB JPG 2 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)21:12:51 No.898257543 P--- has ruined women's minds 220 KB JPG >be me >college >get lucky after years of dry spell >girl regrets it >says I remind her of her brother >end up f------ like 3 or 4 more times View Thread 04/26/23(Wed)21:17:59 No.898257720 Yes! it's the p---!

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Sound advice from two fellow anons to another anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG Anonymous and behind" >her tone of voice changed when she said it >was this a Freudian slip? 101 KB JPG >>70752394 # Anonymous Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)11:13:19 No.70752354 kill yourself >been going to the gym for a couple months >keeping seeing my mom staring at my gains >didn't put my plate in the dishwasher >"you keep f------ me from front 04/26/23(Wed)11:16:40 No.70752370 >>70752354 (OP) # f--- your mom 04/26/23(Wed)11:21:03 No.70752394 04/26/23(Wed)11:23:11 No.70752403

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Anon becomes a feminist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/23(Wed)17:22:45 No.898265495 Testicular injuries in women's sports: 900 1920 1940 1960 1980 2000 2020 IMG_1451.jpg 25 KB JPG >biblical type of sudden surge in a new health crisis for women >not even a single news article Society only gives a s--- when men are affected. F--- the patriarchy

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Anon can't comprehend shooter's motive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: n+ImNBgh) Boomer kills nerdy white teen'(...) 04/19/23(Wed) 23:01:15 No.424121357 'I tried to step on the gas as fast as I could': Boyfriend, 19, describes terror as Upstate NY homeowner opened fire with 12-gauge shotgun and killed his girlfriend after they pulled into wrong driveway 26AE2E91-BE3C-40EA-9A64-114AEE868E8F.jpg 196 KB JPG >white teen couple pull up in your driveway and look lost >immediately shoot at them What the f---. If she had a nog bf I could understand but why be so trigger happy over a nerdy white kid with his shy white gf? : Anonymous (ID: Hn2ae3qE) DRIVEWAY 04/19/23 (Wed)23:03:00 No.424121530 >>424121357 (OP) # >If she had a nog bf I could understand but why be so trigger happy over a nerdy white kid with his shy white gf? This. Why did this f----- shoot her. >>424122416 # >>424122839 # >>424123263 # >>424124243 # >>424124425 # >>424125685 # >>424126556 # >>424126962 # >>424128539 # >>424129014 # >>424129939 # >>424131977 # : Anonymous (ID: DwY4KGLO) I 04/19/23(Wed)23:03:54 No.424121613 >>424121357 (OP) # >clearly trespass on someone's property >get shot for it >"WAAAAA MY GIRLFRIEND WAAAAA GUNS BAD" OP should've died too. How was the home owner supposed to know it wasn't MS13? >>424121758 # >>424122251 # >>424122814 # >>424129297 # : Anonymous (ID: T3bVpWA2) 04/19/23 (Wed)23:04:47 No.424121704 >>424121357 (OP) # if it already isnt obvious, we live in an atomized and paranoid society, something you can thank the intelligence community for starting well before allowing 9/11 to happen >>424121889 # >>424122228 # >>424122814 # >>424123933 # : Anonymous (ID: WedC9JTI) = 04/19/23(Wed) 23:05:01 No.424121727 >>424121357 (OP) # Well, maybe they couldn't read the no trespassing sign. Public school education

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Anon got play | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 226 KB PNG 10/29/19(Tue)11:56:32 No.812880297 > held hands > hugged > slept together > confessed a lot to each others > did not kissed or f----- yet but that's not necessarily what I'm looking for > "I see you as a friend" what the hell woman

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In her 90 years of living, anon makes the worst coffee she ever have had | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C 04/26/23 (Wed)17:16:41 No.7310108 6 KB PNG > be me > working as a barista at a small local cafe > a 90 year old ish grandma comes in > orders a black coffee > makes her coffee and gives it to her > some time later > the old lady come back visibly startled > says its the worst coffee she ever have had > sad.exe

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Anon has a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 2023 In the 90s 04/26/23(Wed)17:27:10 No.73101169 > on holiday with family > We must leave the light on in the house so thieves think we are home and dont break in > on holiday with family > Puts everything on social media > Pictures of the whole family who is enjoying themselves in a hot tropical beach > the house stands empty for everyone to know And people are still in shock that their house gets broken

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Anonymous 136 KB JPG 04/26/23(Wed)21:10:03 No.898257433 >ww3 has broken out and you have been drafted Anonymous : Anonymous What is written on your helmet anon? : Anonymous "I did it all for the nookie" 04/26/23(Wed)21:15:20 No.898257632 04/26/23(Wed)21:19:29 No.898257775 04/26/23(Wed)21:21:14 No.898257842 "Jannies are trannies" : Anonymous : Anonymous Skyrim is for the Nords 04/26/23(Wed)21:21:45 No.898257860 04/26/23(Wed)21:22:21 No.898257886

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Anon simps for cheetahs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2 : Anonymous Why are cheetahs the most gorgeous of all the big cats? What was evolution trying to maximize for here? 03/22/23(Wed)13:00:24 No.4469563 1560855952545.jpg 845 KB JPG 201 two-snow-leopard-cuddling-1033901914- c2e3ff5126904a8cb340f0ac4dac620a.jpg 150 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)16:19:16 No.4469605 >>4469563 (OP) # >cheetahs the most gorgeous of all the big cats? Not even close. Cheetahs have cow hocks and the curvature of their spine reminds me of goofy-ass cartoon horses. >>4469635 # >>4469735 # >>4470031 # >>4485185 # >>4493319 # : Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)17:53:39 No.4469635 >>4469605 # The absolute audacity. Snow leopards could never hope to compete with the supermodels of the cat world. And cow hocks! You're lucky that cheets are the nicest of the big cats or you'd probably be at risk of being slightly abraded by their non- retractible blunt claws. >overly lanky >weak head 1674778047944.jpg 60 KB JPG >>4469737 # >>4470859 # >>4471281 # >>4475854 # >>4483041 # >>4493055 # 03/22/23(Wed)18:45:52 No.4469655 56 portrait-of-a-cougar--mountain-lion--puma--panther- 509738734-1310e31ef4a0491e9d6e08cae24b507f.jpg 1.06 MB JPG >facial expression that makes it look like it is worried that it is going to s--- itself 24/7 Cheetah is easily the ugliest of all big cats. >>4470809 # >>4478223 #

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