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: Anonymous (ID: n+ImNBgh) Boomer kills nerdy white teen'(...) 04/19/23(Wed) 23:01:15 No.424121357 'I tried to step on the gas as fast as I could': Boyfriend, 19, describes terror as Upstate NY homeowner opened fire with 12-gauge shotgun and killed his girlfriend after they pulled into wrong driveway 26AE2E91-BE3C-40EA-9A64-114AEE868E8F.jpg 196 KB JPG >white teen couple pull up in your driveway and look lost >immediately shoot at them What the f---. If she had a nog bf I could understand but why be so trigger happy over a nerdy white kid with his shy white gf? : Anonymous (ID: Hn2ae3qE) DRIVEWAY 04/19/23 (Wed)23:03:00 No.424121530 >>424121357 (OP) # >If she had a nog bf I could understand but why be so trigger happy over a nerdy white kid with his shy white gf? This. Why did this f----- shoot her. >>424122416 # >>424122839 # >>424123263 # >>424124243 # >>424124425 # >>424125685 # >>424126556 # >>424126962 # >>424128539 # >>424129014 # >>424129939 # >>424131977 # : Anonymous (ID: DwY4KGLO) I 04/19/23(Wed)23:03:54 No.424121613 >>424121357 (OP) # >clearly trespass on someone's property >get shot for it >"WAAAAA MY GIRLFRIEND WAAAAA GUNS BAD" OP should've died too. How was the home owner supposed to know it wasn't MS13? >>424121758 # >>424122251 # >>424122814 # >>424129297 # : Anonymous (ID: T3bVpWA2) 04/19/23 (Wed)23:04:47 No.424121704 >>424121357 (OP) # if it already isnt obvious, we live in an atomized and paranoid society, something you can thank the intelligence community for starting well before allowing 9/11 to happen >>424121889 # >>424122228 # >>424122814 # >>424123933 # : Anonymous (ID: WedC9JTI) = 04/19/23(Wed) 23:05:01 No.424121727 >>424121357 (OP) # Well, maybe they couldn't read the no trespassing sign. Public school education

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon got play | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 226 KB PNG 10/29/19(Tue)11:56:32 No.812880297 > held hands > hugged > slept together > confessed a lot to each others > did not kissed or f----- yet but that's not necessarily what I'm looking for > "I see you as a friend" what the hell woman

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In her 90 years of living, anon makes the worst coffee she ever have had | /r/Greentext

Anonymous C 04/26/23 (Wed)17:16:41 No.7310108 6 KB PNG > be me > working as a barista at a small local cafe > a 90 year old ish grandma comes in > orders a black coffee > makes her coffee and gives it to her > some time later > the old lady come back visibly startled > says its the worst coffee she ever have had > sad.exe

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Anon has a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 19 KB JPG 2023 In the 90s 04/26/23(Wed)17:27:10 No.73101169 > on holiday with family > We must leave the light on in the house so thieves think we are home and dont break in > on holiday with family > Puts everything on social media > Pictures of the whole family who is enjoying themselves in a hot tropical beach > the house stands empty for everyone to know And people are still in shock that their house gets broken

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"Wubba lubba dub dub" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 136 KB JPG 04/26/23(Wed)21:10:03 No.898257433 >ww3 has broken out and you have been drafted Anonymous : Anonymous What is written on your helmet anon? : Anonymous "I did it all for the nookie" 04/26/23(Wed)21:15:20 No.898257632 04/26/23(Wed)21:19:29 No.898257775 04/26/23(Wed)21:21:14 No.898257842 "Jannies are trannies" : Anonymous : Anonymous Skyrim is for the Nords 04/26/23(Wed)21:21:45 No.898257860 04/26/23(Wed)21:22:21 No.898257886

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Anon simps for cheetahs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2 : Anonymous Why are cheetahs the most gorgeous of all the big cats? What was evolution trying to maximize for here? 03/22/23(Wed)13:00:24 No.4469563 1560855952545.jpg 845 KB JPG 201 two-snow-leopard-cuddling-1033901914- c2e3ff5126904a8cb340f0ac4dac620a.jpg 150 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)16:19:16 No.4469605 >>4469563 (OP) # >cheetahs the most gorgeous of all the big cats? Not even close. Cheetahs have cow hocks and the curvature of their spine reminds me of goofy-ass cartoon horses. >>4469635 # >>4469735 # >>4470031 # >>4485185 # >>4493319 # : Anonymous 03/22/23(Wed)17:53:39 No.4469635 >>4469605 # The absolute audacity. Snow leopards could never hope to compete with the supermodels of the cat world. And cow hocks! You're lucky that cheets are the nicest of the big cats or you'd probably be at risk of being slightly abraded by their non- retractible blunt claws. >overly lanky >weak head 1674778047944.jpg 60 KB JPG >>4469737 # >>4470859 # >>4471281 # >>4475854 # >>4483041 # >>4493055 # 03/22/23(Wed)18:45:52 No.4469655 56 portrait-of-a-cougar--mountain-lion--puma--panther- 509738734-1310e31ef4a0491e9d6e08cae24b507f.jpg 1.06 MB JPG >facial expression that makes it look like it is worried that it is going to s--- itself 24/7 Cheetah is easily the ugliest of all big cats. >>4470809 # >>4478223 #

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Burning down the house | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/22/22(Sun)07:05:05 No.68730090 >my mom asks me to go help her childhood friend who is a redneck boomer tear down a house >begrudgingly say yes >get there, nervous to work as I basically haven't moved in 2 years >he's actually a good guy >gives me advice and we talk about life while we're working >after 6 hours of demolishing this house he tosses me a cold beer and gives me a c-------- >we smoke and drink and talk about politics >he gives me $60 for my work, tells me I did good work 1.35 MB WEBM >I head home drenched in sweat and dirt but proud that I accomplished something Specific feel, i wish my Dad wasnt such a retard f----- and was a good father figure

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Anon's sexual fantasies aren't surface level | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/23(Sun)13:13:56 No.72971783 300px-Scared_Hamster.jpg 12 KB JPG I'm a virgin who never dresses slutty, and my fantasies are all extreme fetishes and s--- that would turn me into the dirtiest w---- if i did them. Why?

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Anon cries | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 28828660 4/25/23 8:17:51 PM images JPG 225x225 9.1 kB >cry in public >"stop making a scene" >cry at home >"man up or I'll give you something to cry about." >cry in room >"stop sulking." >only cry when I'm certain no one else will hear it >"anon why dont you spend time with family more often?"

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Anon's girlfriend wants him to protect her | /r/Greentext

#1, No. 28830937 4/26/23 5:59:49 AM 684E26A5-0E1C-4167-8EFA-02AE711B7B1E GIF 245x400 862.9 kB >last week a guy was robbed one block from my gf house at 3 am >my gf says "if they come to rob me, I want you to attack them" >tell her to elaborate, she actually wants me to a john wick style movement and 1v2 guys with guns >"my boyfriend must protect me, i want to be protected" >i tell her i rather pay for her uber from and back home, a phone is not worth risking our life over She is really convinced of this, cannot make her understand my point

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"checkmate facists" | /r/Greentext

File: put77.jpg (109 KB, 736x484) [©视觉中国 Anonymous (ID: Z2GFWGXQ) 04/26/23 (Wed)10:41:12 No.424877900 >>424877962 >>424877982 > >Day 426 of the 2 day special operation >> Anonymous (ID:qft0iGfo) 04/26/23 (Wed)10:42:15 No.424877962 >> Anonymous (ID: Zstl0jE) 04/26/23 (Wed)10:42:38 No.424877982 ► >> Anonymous (ID: HjP13cjr) 04/26/23(Wed)10:46:21 No.424878170 ► >> Anonymous (ID: 7YDyrxe4) 04/26/23(Wed)10:50:20 No.424878381 ► >> Anonymous (ID: JukNYNGg) 04/26/23(Wed)10:53:25 No.424878541 ► >> Anonymous (ID: Z2GFWGXQ) 04/26/23 (Wed)10:59:44 No.424878863 ► >> Anonymous (ID: IY+nNG8d) +04/26/23(Wed)11:01:16 No.424878922 >> Anonymous (ID: BIFKRG11) >> Anonymous (ID: 7YDyrxe4) >> Anonymous (ID: BIFKRG11) >> Anonymous (ID: 7YDyrxe4) >> Anonymous (ID: Z2GFWGXQ) 04/26/23 (Wed)11:01:45 No.424878948 ► 04/26/23(Wed)11:02:51 No.424879011 ► 04/26/23 (Wed)11:02:59 No.424879018 ► 04/26/23(Wed)11:05:04 No.424879121 ► 04/26/23(Wed)11:05:04 No.424879122 04/26/23(Wed)11:07:04 No.424879213 ► >>424879422 □ Anonymous (ID: FIZSrA3D) File: 34545654734534.jpg (23 KB, 452x482) but comrade, they were able to build a lenin statue in some village so checkmate fascists

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Hello internet. Welcome to Film Theory!!! | /r/Greentext

File: statue of liberty.jpg (320 KB, 1600x1200) Anonymous 04/20/23(Thu)21:08:32 No.183305064 » >>183305144 183305181 >>183305219 >>183305276 >>183305359 >>183305397 >>183305671 >>183305677 >>183306117 >>183306392 >>183306441 >>183306612 >>183307025 >>183308756 >>183308905 >>183310886 >>183312584 >>183312746 >>183313221 How did they get the Statue of Liberty from Earth to the Planet of the Apes? It was never explained.

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Joe Rogans interview with a bear. | /r/Greentext

THE JOE ROGAN ENCE t7u1uxv6y9f11.jpg 59 KB JPG >Look Joe, name one animal that could stand a chance against me 1v1. Silverback, tiger, rhino you name it. Get us in a ring and I will maul them to death. It's simple as that.

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