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539-4041-6644- (...).Jpg 6x966) Anyone else think kim jong uns sister is a goddess? >be her >dictators sister >stunning asian beauty >has supreme power over any man or women in her country >probably likes her men submissive and eager >be me >would be faithful slave to this c-- goddess >also be me, suffer from premature e---------- >if I sploooged early on her I could make a joke about North Koreans liking explosive rockets being launched without permission She would probably have me killed. Would 100% be worth it.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 458 KB GIF >have ex-bf >was really the nicest guy I've ever met, and took me this long to realise what a positive influence he left >wasn't ready for him back then, as personal life drama made maintaining relationships impossible >look him up for the first time in eight years >he's now with a girl, and traveling to all the places he and I talked about traveling >she's 12 years younger than him Why do men do this? : Anonymous >>26651696 (OP) # >break up with a guy >he moves on and finds someone else >"why do men do this?" Are you mentally challenged?

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File 1156935970.jpg-(33 KB, 568x426, 1145114150592.jpg) 08/30/06(Wed)06:07:43 No. 12286636 File :1156936063.jpg-(18 KB, 124x124, 1156897525393.jpg) File :1156936115.jpg-(13 KB, 127x123, 1156897738887.jpg) TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE WITHIN OUR NATION 08/30/06(Wed)06:09:07 No. 12286665 File :1156936147.jpg-(18 KB, 124x124, 1156897789331.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:09:23 No. 12286669 TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:09:36 No. 12286675 TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE File :1156936163.jpg-(14 KB, 127x123, 1156897846195.jpg) JESSIE >> 08/30/06 (Wed)06:10:14 No. 12286694 File :1156936176.jpg-(19 KB, 124x124, 1156897876698.jpg) JAMES File :1156936214.jpg-(19 KB, 183x141, 1156897922081.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:11:01 No. 12286713 TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT File :1156936261.jpg-(24 KB, 207x128, 1156897951950.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:11:21 No. 12286720 >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:11:54 No. 12286732 SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT File :1156936281.jpg-(20 KB, 133x129, 1156898106511.jpg) MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT File :1156936314.jpg-(18 KB, 124x124, 1156898208900.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:12:18 No. 12286743 NOW WE'RE GOING TO CAPTURE THAT PIKACHU File:1156936338.jpg-(16 KB, 128x128, 1156898312796.jpg) ΡΙΚΑ ΡΙ >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:12:54 No. 12286757 >> 08/30/06 (Wed)06:13:12 No. 12286767 File :1156936374.jpg-(16 KB, 127x122, 1156898514323.jpg) POKEBALL GO File :1156936392.jpg-(19 KB, 135x128, 1156898543756.jpg) BONK >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:13:46 No. 12286778 08/30/06(Wed)06:06:10 No. 12286610 >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:07:23 No. 12286630 >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:14:13 No. 12286782 File :1156936426.jpg-(16 KB, 125x147, 1156898741337.jpg) File :1156936043.jpg-(14 KB, 128x123, 1156897302252.jpg) >> 08/30/06 (Wed)06:14:44 No. 12286792 File :1156936453.jpg-(27 KB, 206x119, 1156898790134.jpg) File 1156936484.jpg-(15 KB, 114x126, 1156898871418.jpg) PINIT >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:15:37 No. 12286816 File :1156936537.jpg-(18 KB, 117x129, 1156898893161.jpg) KAAAAAAA >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:16:32 No. 12286838 08/30/06(Wed)06:16:04 No. 12286826 File :1156936564.jpg-(19 KB, 185x87, 1156898937566.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:16:47 No. 12286842 File:1156936592.jpg-(17 KB, 132x137, 1156899014003.jpg) CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:18 >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:17:07 No. 12286849 File :1156936607.jpg-(11 KB, 127x123, 1156899166200.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:17:28 No. 12286861 File :1156936627.jpg-(12 KB, 127x124, 1156899190936.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:18:02 No. 12286872 File:1156936648.jpg-(10 KB, 127x103, 1156899228724.jpg) File :1156936682.jpg-(32 KB, 229x126, 1156899296404.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:18:30 No. 12286884 LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAA File:1156936710.jpg-(21 KB, 178x118, 1156899319199.jpg) AAAAAAaaaaaaa 12286889 File :1156936730.jpg-(6 KB, 63x66, 1156899357825.jpg) aaaaaaaaaaa >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:19:16 No. 12286905 aaaaaaaaa File :1156936756.jpg-(3 KB, 112x114, 1156899399603.jpg) >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:20:13 No. 12286931 File :1156936813.jpg-(886 B, 118x121, 1156899439336.jpg) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaain- 08/30/06(Wed)06:20:34 No. 12286936 File:1156936834.jpg-(1 KB, 124x127, 1156899473709.jpg) DING >> 08/30/06 (Wed)06:21:27 No. 12286951 TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVESTATION 08/30/06(Wed)06:21:01 No. 12286946 File :1156936861.jpg-(15 KB, 119x122, 1156899756954.jpg) YAY WE DID IT >> 08/30/06(Wed)06:21:57 No. 12286961 File :1156936887.jpg-(16 KB, 124x147, 1156899819213.jpg) PIKACHU >> 08/30/06 (Wed)06:22:17 No. 12286963 File :1156936917.jpg-(26 KB, 181x147, 1156899859746.jpg) I LOVE YOU PIKACHU File :1156936937.jpg-(28 KB, 181x147, 1156899952205.jpg)

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: Anonymous I've started masturbating to w(...) 46 KB JPG 04/08/23(Sat)04:51:02 No.7286652- >almost 30 >KHHV >Never had a friend >horror movie fan >p--- addict >can't even get hard to anything on p--- sites anymore after masturbating 5+ times daily for the last 18 years >don't even browse any incel sites or ragebait >just read what women say and how they act infuriates me >big horror movie fan >start watching s--- like martyrs masturbating to scenes before she gets skinned alive should I tell my therapist? It is a female

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