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U/povertylifestyle R: 4 Why does everyone on here keep calling me anon or OP? My name is Bradley.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 1.42 MB GIF 04/08/23(Sat)07:30:17 No.72867762 >be me >driving home from work >slowing down at a red light >crazy guy talking to himself goes up to somebodys car >guy starts screaming and flailing his arms like a schizo >W--.mp3 >light turns green >he sees me, starts going towards my car next arms in the air >ohshit.wav >pedal to the metal, almost hit the f----- head on >mfw Alright, which one of you was it.

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Anon is at uni | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >2021 >Incoming freshman studying comp sci in uni. >Excited to meet new people and make friends in my field. >Excited to pursue my passion and learn about computers and software. >Excited to make connections that will benefit my career going forward. OLIVE 04/08/23(Sat)05:33:06 No.72866885 53 KB JPG >Skip to present day >Nearly every single comp sci student is a cocky reddit tier elitist >Basically circle jerk each other over how "smart" they are >Will actively put you down if you have any opinion other than their own >All of this while being the most autismo spergy people I've ever met Jesus Christ is this why programmers and comp sci in general are so stereotyped online? I've managed to make a single friend since starting uni and he's the only one I've met that isn't a turbosperg autist. The fact these people are allowed in important, high paying jobs is insane. Not to mention how 80% of them are pajeets.

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Anon plants sequoiadendron | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 800 KB JPG 04/08/23(Sat)06:42:46 No.72867466 >Be me >Get a bunch of sequoiadendron giganteum (giant sequoia) saplings >Rent a van, get a ski mask, a shovel, and put the giant sequoia saplings and the shovel in the back >Go to some suburban community >Start planting giant sequoia saplings in people's front yards >Mfw they can't remove the saplings because giant sequoias are federally protected >Mfw their houses will start receiving damage caused by the growth of the giant sequoias

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Anon tries to tell joke | /r/Greentext

EhSuaXBM #1, No. 54507619 4/7/23 6:17:51 PM 3gnqzq PNG 600x600 189.9 kB >at work >Tell joke >Cricketschirp >Chad and or Brad repeats same joke >"Omg you're so funny lol" >Try again another time >Hear Chad say another joke >Repeat joke a few days after >Cricketschirping again 4 replies

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Mother of Anon simply smiled | /r/Greentext

13 KB PNG >be me this morning >open gift from parents >its a weighted blanket >empty out my stocking >there's various small sensory toys >its not like I'm 7, I'm 18 >my younger brother and sister got normal s--- >look up at mom "Mom... am I autistic and you guys just never told me?" >she just smiles >mfw

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Anon plays his first Saga game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PlayS on R DONG Frontier FEATURE LENGTH SQUARES 34 DENGS 283 KB PNG 04/06/23(Thu)01:31:18 No.3009983 >play my first Saga game, Saga Frontier remaster for 5 mins >Pick Blue >I must kill my brother >Go to laser mirror maze >solve it >a giant caterpiller kills me What the F--- is this game?! Whose the best person to start with if you are a dumbass?

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Anon has lunch room shenanigans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Lunch room shenanigans 04/07/23(Fri)17:27:49 No.72859416 7 KB PNG Here's a good school memory >Be me >Eating lunch at my table with frens >the f----- on the end starts whining about something >annoying as s--- >nobody likes him but he won't leave us alone >two of my frens Carson and Dominic decide to f--- with him >mega f-- making his way to the garbage in the center of the lunch room >Carson and Dominic follow with a empty water bottle >Dominic yells super-f--'s name >He turns around >Dominic throws a water bottle up >Carson runs in at mach 4 and dunks on him with the force of a thousand drunk stepdads >Superfag gets f----- >Both of them starts running around tapping the top of their head screaming about how superfag got topped >Every boy in the lunch room grade 9-12 goes ape s--- and starts screaming running around and jumping >Laughing my ass off as my principal and dean shove people away to get to Carson and Dominic >They get dragged away to the dean's dungeon >Week of detention given by dean chokesndik >Come back and first 2 words said are worth it Holy f------ based my friend are absolute kings

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reminds me of that one dad in history with the name that starts with a J | /r/Greentext

Anonymous i got cucked 99 KB JPG 04/07/23(Fri)19:33:38 No.72865337 >be me >young palestinian guy >get steady job, marry beautiful wife >life is good >have not f----- wife yet because not ready for kids >notice one day that wife's belly is rounder than usual >what the f--- >ask her about this >she tells me she's as clueless as i am >MustBeAMiracle.mp3 >make do like this >8 months later >the government is doing some b------- program where we have to travel for 2 days >f--- >wife is going to give birth any day now >penalties for skipping this are very strict (bass ackwards third-world country) >make the journey, really hard on wife >do the program (literally a single document to fill out, no clue why we didn't mail this) >decide to find a hotel for the night >no rooms left b/c city is too crowded >f--- >notice a yard with a shed >knock on the door >guy is nice enough to let us sleep in shed >F--- YES >wife starts contractions literally the second we step in >F--- NO >deliver baby, really traumatic experience >suddenly some farmers and kings walk up to door and sing his praises and give him presents >a literal angel appears over the shed >mfw my son grew up to save all humankind and all i ever did was be a carpenter

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Women and alphabet rights are the same. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 6xHvOZvn) 04/07/23(Fri)11:33:41 No.422628437 >>422628497 File: 26222902_180895469326776_().jpg (48 KB, 1080x1080) >>422628263 I believe that all women are trans women and should have the same rights (none)

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Watch out for the hobgoblin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 01/06/22(Thu)18:57:23 No.870097154 >Some friends I played games with used to call me goblin due to my nose and small stature >didn't see them for about 3 years >started to workout since then >got really buff >saw them again yesterday >now they call me hobgoblin View Thread

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: Anonymous 22164 03/15/23 (Wed)00:13:57 No.1897566 : Anonymous resize.jpg 16 KB JPG >*Tony Hawk Pro Skater music intensifies* >1,006 x 2 BS Wallride + Wallie >464 x 2 BS Nosedive + Wallplant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrttTR8e8-4 [Open] 03/15/23(Wed)11:30:58 No.1897675

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Anon can't even use his n-word pass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/19/23(Sun)16:00:10 No.72628331 114 KB JPG >be black >directly quote Malcolm X talking about "house negros" in a discussion for a college history class >everyone looks at me like I just shot someone >at the beginning of the next class I find out that the only black girl in the class (libtard weeb girl) complained about my use of the word "n----" to the prof >he says it made her feel very uncomfortable I can't even say the n-word these days despite being black, it f------ sucks

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